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				Originally posted by kgb  
What do you say to a girl when you are trying to pick her up in a grocery store?  Pretty much everything I can think of would just get me a slap across the face. 
			
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 "Hi! I'm looking for a couple of nice melons.  And maybe a couple of chalupas.  And possibly a couple of butter bags...are you free for dinner?"

  I'm heading to the local A&P RIGHT NOW!