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Once, I was at a friend's place. We were just eating lunch and some religious salespeople came to the door (they were Mormons if I remember correctly). Anyway, he answered the door, and they were chatting at him for a minute. I guess they were offering free books of Mormon, and my friend said, "Hey thanks, I needed more toilet paper" as he grabbed it from them. They just kind of stood their gape-jawed and he closed the door on them.
I am not endorsing nor condemning his actions, but rest assured, I know your inner-bastard is laughing it's ass off right now.
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