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I have a friend who used to randomly tell people they were fired all the time. He should have trademarked it back then. What the hell was he thinking?
I'm going to have to start trademarking every little thing I say more than once a day. That way when it becomes a hugely popular catch phrase I'll sell my rights for thousands of dollars.
I was yelling "WHAAAAATT?" years ago, before Dave Chapelle did the Lil' Jon sketch on his show. Lately everytime I go out I hear at least one person yell it. Now it's already so annoying I die a little inside everytime I hear it.
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