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Old 03-18-2004, 12:01 PM   #28 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Originally posted by motdakasha
Men standing while urinating (though not all do this in their own homes) = Seat up 25% (or less)
Men sitting while defecating = Seat down 25%
Women urinating = Seat down 25%
Women defecating = Seat down 25%

3/4 of the time, the seat needs to be down.
Darlin'...I love ya to pieces, but you're putting way too much thought and effort into this.

Simple rule, at the O'Rights household; seat and lid down, at all times. Period. No room for discussion. No room for error.
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