Oh, one addition to my previous answer, and it's in the neighborhood of #2.
Some years back I worked at a gourmet grocery store, and my manager was a TOTAL FREAKING HOTTIE. She was totally gorgeous, amazing body, she wore skin-tight clothes... She was just totally fine. It was a delight to work in her department every day. And she had an identical twin sister who was, as you could probably imagine, equally fine.
A year or so after I last saw her, I ran into her mother, who mentioned that they'd gone down to Mardi Gras that month. So guess who was scouring the Mardi Gras picture boards all over the web for the next few weeks?
Never did find anything of her, though.
