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To: The Residents of *RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS OF HOUSE*
I speak on behalf of my client, *PRINCIPALS NAME HERE* of the *SCHOOL NAME HERE*, regarding the property *RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS OF HOUSE*.
As you are no doubt aware, the school has been under a great deal of stress coping with the growth of students over the past 5 years, and it continues, with many new enrolments being accepted every week.
The current facilities do not meet the demands of the staff and students, and due to this, the learning environment the students has deteriorated, as class numbers rise.
After much negotiations with the Minister of Education *MINISTERS NAME HERE* to extent facilities to allow for the additonal staff and students, *SCHOOL NAME HERE* has been awarded a large financial grant to erect 2 new wings, and add to existing buildings.
We would like to invite you to discuss the future of your residence that is *RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS HERE*, and with you're approval, a registered valuation of your residence and property.
You can contact me on *TEACHER WHO YOU REALLY REALLY HATE FACULTY NUMBER*
Regards,
*TEACHERS NAME YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY CANT STAND*
Project Manager - Grounds & Facilities
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Print on school letterheads, posted out to with the schools logo printed on the envelope.
ahh.. never will i forget... oh the hilarity! the teacher we picked on copped phone calls constantly for 2 weeks. he was ready to explode by the end of it.
note: don't make it publicly known that you're doing this (eg, around the year level), as when we did it, they were ready to kill anyone who even knew about it.
all up, cost us about $50 to do (mainly in postage costs to look legit), but it was worth it. I know a few teachers who still crack up about it today that cannot stand this teacher.
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