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yournamehere · 03-17-2004, 07:40 PM

Girls who haven't shaved in a week - I mean - if your only job is having sex in a studio for a few hours a week, can't you take the time to shave before you go to work? Aren't these things scheduled? We know you're not in porn because of your exemplar work ethic, but c'mon. A little effort, please. Put down the pipe for a second and grab a razor.

Oh - and in my best Ronald Reagan voice - "Mr. Pormeister - tear down that 4th wall!"
Hey - -the porn's made for me, not that donkey-schlong tard who's fucking her - she should be looking at me, not him.
Unless you want to pretend it's real life and they're in love

But - to each their own.
Your results may vary.

03-17-2004, 07:40 PM	#79 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Girls who haven't shaved in a week - I mean - if your only job is having sex in a studio for a few hours a week, can't you take the time to shave before you go to work? Aren't these things scheduled? We know you're not in porn because of your exemplar work ethic, but c'mon. A little effort, please. Put down the pipe for a second and grab a razor. Oh - and in my best Ronald Reagan voice - "Mr. Pormeister - tear down that 4th wall!" Hey - -the porn's made for me, not that donkey-schlong tard who's fucking her - she should be looking at me, not him. Unless you want to pretend it's real life and they're in love But - to each their own. Your results may vary. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.