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Old 03-16-2004, 03:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Some more quotes:

"You can never buy beer. You just rent it." - Archie Bunker

"All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow." - Dave Barry

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." - David Daye

"You can't have a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER." - Frank Zappa

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde

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