Some more quotes:
"You can never buy beer. You just rent it." - Archie Bunker
"All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow." - Dave Barry
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." - David Daye
"You can't have a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER." - Frank Zappa
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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