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Originally posted by Bobaphat
I am shocked!!! Who would have known something so seemingly harmless could be such a terror! I am a changed man, I am swearing off all bread from here on out! Something must be done! Do I hear a March on Washington?
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I will follow you if you lead the way. 
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Originally posted by Bill O'Rights
Bread is Bad - Just look at the stats!
7: Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat, actually begged for bread after only two days.
8: Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to harder items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
12: Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
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Best 3. Particularly # 7 
I laugh so hard reading # 7.
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Me: Shit happens.
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