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Great Thread. I live 3 houses down from a house that has an alright looking girl and her mom. From my un-attatched garage window I HAD a perfect view of their bathroom window which was pretty much the shower. Went out and bought a set of binoculors and enjoyed the great shower shows for quite sometime before I went off to college. Now theres this fucking evergreen tree 2 doors down thats blocking more then half the window. The only way to see the full window now is to stand in my back yard (in the open) next to the gargage. This is impossible to do without being seen except in the dark. I've been meaning/planing to kill half of this tree somehow.
Here what I came up with so far........
1.Climb over a couple of fences with a (insert chemical of choice here) filled super soaker and hose the part that in in my way.
2.climb over and dump some shit in the soil to kill it at the roots. (what could I use?)
3.Fill water ballons with *insert chemical of choice here and bombs away.
Anyone have any other sneaky suggestions? Will bleach kill the tree or what??? I need to do this soon while it's still cold out cuz once the windows are open I could be heard. Another concern of mine is a possible barking dog.
Sorry about the poor grammer, kinda fucked up right now.
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