A long one, but a good one;
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Cops. Filmed live in Springfield.
(music)
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
Springfield Cops are on the take.
But what did you expect for the money we make?
Whether it's in a car, or on a horse.
We don't mind using excessive force.
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
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Wiggum: Alright boys. It's time for us to bag us a cattle rustler.
(Ram drives into front door of house)
Lovejoy: What in God's name is going on here?
Wiggum: Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace (BTW, isn't that the Simpson's address?)
Lovejoy: No! That's next door.
(camera pans over to house next door. Cows everywhere. Snake blows out of his garage in his car)
Snake: Close, but no donut cops!
(Snake peels off)
Wiggum: This is papa bear! Put out an APB on a car...of some sort...heading in the direction of...you know. That place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. I repeat, hatless!!
Homer: Heh heh heh! I can't wait till they catch his hatless ass!
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"A witty saying proves nothing"
- Voltaire
Last edited by Quadraton; 04-24-2003 at 01:13 PM..
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