First off all I have to say a lot of matches didn't turn out the way I expected... As always, i'm just giving the match endings.
United States Championship Match
John Cena vs. The Big Show
Cena grabbed something off the mat and nailed The Big Show in the head with it and then he planted him with a FU and then the pin for the three count to win the United States Championship!
Winner: John Cena
World Tag Team Championship Match
La Resistance vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak vs. Booker T and Rob Van Dam
Winners: Booker T and Rob Van Dam
Single’s Match
Christian vs Chris Jericho
Christian gave Chris Jericho an implant DDT and then he pinned Chris Jericho but only got a two count as Trish Stratus nervously looked on from the ringside area. Christian started to get out of the ring but Trish Stratus climbed to the ring apron and Christian dragged her into the ring by the hair and then tossed her down to the mat. Chris Jericho then Christian a clothesline to the outside of the ring and Jericho went to check on Trish but Trish gave Chris an elbow to the face, thinking it was Christian and then Christian rolled Chris Jericho up for the three count to get the win!
Winner - Christian
Note on the Aftermath:
Trish Stratus looked shocked at what she did and she apologized to Chris Jericho as Chris looked very disappointed. Christian returned to the ring and Chris Jericho tried to get at him but Trish restrained him. Trish Stratus then slapped Chris Jericho in the face and Christian got in the ring and planted Y2J with the Unprettier as the fans heavily booed Trish Stratus right out of Madison Square Garden. Trish Stratus and Christian then left the ring together as Chris Jericho was left laying in the ring. Christian and Trish Stratus went up to the stage and they kissed as Chris Jericho looked on from the ring!
Handicap Match
Evolution vs. The Rock and Sock Connection
Mick Foley planted Orton with a DDT and then he pulled out Mr. Socko and sent Batista down to the arena floor and then he went to put Mr. Socko on Randy Orton but Randy Orton quickly gave Mick Foley the RKO and then he pinned Foley for the three count to pick up the win.
Winners - Evolution
Playboy Evening Gown Match
Sable and Torrie Wilson vs. Miss Jackie and Stacy Keibler
Torrie Wilson rolled Miss Jackie up in a pin for the three count to pick up the win.
Winners - Torrie Wilson and Sable
Cruiserweight Championship Match
Cruiserweight Open matches
Ultimo Dragon beats Shannon Moore
Jamie Noble beats Ultimo Dragon
Jamie Noble beats Funaki
Jamie Noble beats Nunzio
Billy Kidman beats Jamie Noble
Rey Mysterio beats Billy Kidman
Rey Mysterio beats Tajiri
Chavo Guerrero beats Rey Mysterio
Winner and still Cruiserweight Champion, Chavo Guerrero
Singles Match
Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar
Referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Brock Lesnar went for a spear on Goldberg in the corner but Goldberg moved out of the way and Brock hit the ring post and then Goldberg nailed Lesnar with a spear. Goldberg then picked Lesnar up and gave him the jack hammer and a pin for the three count to pick up the win!
Winner - Goldberg
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin vs. the Basham Brothers vs. The APA vs. Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi
Bradshaw gave Danny Basham the Clothesline from Hell and then he went for it on Rikishi but Rikishi caught Bradshaw with the Samoan drop. Rikishi then sat down on Danny Basham to pin him for the three count to retain the Tag Team Titles!
Winners: Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi
Women's Championship Match
Hair vs. Title
Referee: Jack Doan
Molly Holly vs. Victoria
Molly went for the Widow's Peak on Victoria but Victoria countered it into a back slide and then a pin for the three count to pick up the win!
Winner and still Women's Champion, Victoria
WWE Heavyweight Championship Match
Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero
With Kurt Angle on the arena floor, the fans heavily chanted "Eddie, Eddie" and while Eddie Guerrero untied his boot. Kurt Angle got back in the ring and put Eddie in the ankle lock and Eddie kicked the boot off. While Kurt had the boot in his hand he charged at Eddie and Eddie rolled him up to pin him for the three count to retain the title!
Winner and still WWE Heavyweight Champion, Eddie Guerrero
Singles Match
Kane vs. the Undertaker
Note on the beginning:
Kane's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring and this is a one on one match with Kane against his very own brother who he buried alive at the Survivor Series last year, the Undertaker! After Kane got in the ring, the lights went out and we heard Paul Bearer's voice say "Ohhhhh yes!" Paul Bearer then came out with an urn in hand, followed by some druids and the arena filled up with smoke and Paul Bearer stood at ringside to await the return of the Undertaker. The Undertaker made his way out to the ring, using his old school Undertaker music, wearing a long trench coat and the fans were well behind the Undertaker as he made his way to the ring.
The Ending:
The Undertaker grabbed Kane by the throat and planted him with a choke slam of his own and then the Undertaker signaled for the finish and the Undertaker lifted Kane up and finished him with the tombstone piledriver to pick up the win!
Winner - the Undertaker
World Heavyweight Championship Match
Triple Threat Match
Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H
Benoit then turned around and Triple H went for the Pedigree but Chris Benoit was able to counter it into the Crippler Crossface to a huge pop from the crowd in New York City and Triple H reached to get to the ropes but was unable to get to the ropes and Triple H tried to counter the Crossface but Benoit held onto it and the crowd was WELL BEHIND Chris Benoit at this point. Chris Benoit finally forced Triple H to tap out to the Crippler Crossface and we have a new World Heavyweight Champion!
Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Benoit
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meanspleen edit: I said I would do it, and I am... Hope I don't blow it up 
edit 2: I blew it up... bback with another jpg.
edit 3: Here we go!!!
