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Originally posted by essendoubleop
Basketball. It's the hardest sport to take some random kid with no experience and develop him into a varsity player.
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Wrong, hockey is much harder.
Becoming decent at dribbling a basketball is about as hard as learning to control a hockey puck. Shoot is about the same, and passing is about the same. But hockey is on skates, and is faster.
Hockey.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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