Angle vs Eddie
Eddie retains, with a psycho Angle beatdown afterwards
Winner: Eddie
HHH vs Michaels vs Benoit
I want Benoit to win, but my mind has been conditioned to believe otherwise. HHH retains.
Winner: HHH
Goldberg vs Lesnar
Tough call, but I say Lesnar Jackhammers Goldberg for the sure-win, but Austin opens the biggest can o whoopass on both guys.
Winner: The Audience
Rock n Sock vs Evolution
I'm not sure how long Mick's going to be in the WWE, so I'll say that Orton pins Rock, pushing him to main event status.
Winner: Evolution
Undertaker vs Kane
Sure-thing would have to be Undertaker, but I'd like to see a swerve of somekind. Maybe have Pete Rose jump out of a coffin with Kane's old mask, but gives Undertaker the Tombstone piledriver. ::shrugs::
Winner: Kane
Raw tag team whatever whatever
Eh, Dudleyz win.
Winner: Who cares.
Smackdown tag titles:
Best Damn Tag Team Period, baby!! Hass locks in the Hass of Pain on Scotty for the win.
Winner(s): World's Greatest Tag Team
Big Show vs Cena
Big Show's got the respect around the locker room, but Cena needs the big W to really catapult him back into the main event. Cena catches Show with the FU off the top rope, collapsing the ring. Ref still counts it.
Winner: Cena
Cruiserweight open
My man Ultimo has finally made it to Wrestlemania AND Madison Square Garden! Whooo!! He'll probably be eliminated in the first couple of minutes. Rey gives a hard effort, but Chavo Sr. would never let him win.
Winner: Chavo (Pepe!!)
Jericho vs Christian
Christian has become pretty entertaining these past few weeks, but Jericho's the king of bling bling. Smart booking would say that Jericho wins, and swaps spit with Trish at the end. So I also say Trish turns heel and costs Jericho the win.
Winner: Christian
Molly vs Victoria
I think Victoria might like pretty hot bald. Hate to see her losing the title, but it would definetly give her a more psychotic look.
Winner: Molly
Edit:
Playboy Evening Gown Match:
I almost forgot about the match. What's even sadder is that I actually went back and added it back in. =( We get a really soft soft softcore romp around the ring, everyone gets stripped, King's head explodes, yadda yadda. Remember the lingerie match between Torrie and Stacy? That was my MOTY candidate, hands, um, down. What was I talking about?
Winner: Torrie and Sable.
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