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Sion · 03-13-2004, 06:37 PM

1. Funniest sound- the gasp of surprise and pain when you plunge a stiletto into someone's eyeball.

2. Grossest sound- you know that sound a freshly gouged eyeball makes when you flip it off the end of your stiletto against a brick wall? kind of a wet, "splorch" sound. that's pretty gross.

3. Weirdest sound- the sucking noise as the eyeball comes out of its socket.

4. Mysterious sound- the soft gurgling noise that an eyeball makes if you shake it back and forth before flipping it against the brick wall. what the hell is that?

5. Sound that gives you the chills- the "snick" of my stiletto as it comes out of its sheath.

6. Scariest sound- the sound of footsteps coming down the alley when in the middle of an eyeball extraction.

7. Most annoying sound- the begging and pleading of the eyeball owners when they see the stiletto.

8. Most pleasant sound- a kitten purring

what? why are you looking at me like that? guess Im gonna have to hear the whole list, again. damnit, where's my stiletto.

03-13-2004, 06:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	1. Funniest sound- the gasp of surprise and pain when you plunge a stiletto into someone's eyeball. 2. Grossest sound- you know that sound a freshly gouged eyeball makes when you flip it off the end of your stiletto against a brick wall? kind of a wet, "splorch" sound. that's pretty gross. 3. Weirdest sound- the sucking noise as the eyeball comes out of its socket. 4. Mysterious sound- the soft gurgling noise that an eyeball makes if you shake it back and forth before flipping it against the brick wall. what the hell is that? 5. Sound that gives you the chills- the "snick" of my stiletto as it comes out of its sheath. 6. Scariest sound- the sound of footsteps coming down the alley when in the middle of an eyeball extraction. 7. Most annoying sound- the begging and pleading of the eyeball owners when they see the stiletto. 8. Most pleasant sound- a kitten purring what? why are you looking at me like that? guess Im gonna have to hear the whole list, again. damnit, where's my stiletto. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...