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Old 03-12-2004, 07:39 PM   #812 (permalink)
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ANYWAY, Guess what time it is?!?!?! ITS MY PREDICTIONS FOR WRESTLEMANIA (the crowd goes crazy) (all the fine ladies throw their underwear) (all the fine ladies forgot to take off their underwear, so they stand up from where they landed and try again)

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WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle
The truth - I am more of an Angle fan than Eddie
The truth - Angle has gone from heel to face so many times, that people don't know whether to cheer or boo him.
The truth - Angle is your next WWE World Heavyweight (SD!) Champion!!!

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Triple Threat Match
Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit pins Michaels for the Title. Loses it to HHH on RAW the next day.

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: 'STONE COLD' STEVE AUSTIN
Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg
Lesnar and Goldberg DQ themselves by beating up Austin. The crowd boos. We cheer. We say BYE BYE to the lot of them.

HANDICAP TAG TEAM MATCH
The Rock & Mick Foley vs. Randy Orton, Batista & Ric Flair
Evolution wins.

The Undertaker vs. Kane
Undertaker wins, Kane gets his mask back.

WWE UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
The Big Show vs. John Cena
Cena FINALLY wins a solo match at a major PPV and is your new US Champ.

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP (SMACKDOWN)
Four-Way Match
Rikishi & Scotty Too Hotty (c) vs. The Basham Brothers vs. The APA vs. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin
The Worlds Greatest Tagteam proves, once again, that Shelton Benjamin is pre awesomness. TWGTT wins the titles.

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP (RAW)
Four-Way Match
Rob Van Dam & Booker T (c) vs. Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade vs. La Resistance vs. The Dudley Boyz
... I think this match will be worse than the one Big Shmo is in. RVD and Booker T retain. (Why the hell is Jindrak and Cade at Wrestlemania, and V1 Hardy isn't?!?!?!?!)

Chris Jericho vs. Christian
Jericho wins, BIIIAATTCCHHH

WWE WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Cruiserweight Open Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Tajiri vs. Akio vs. Billy Kidman vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Sho Funaki vs. Nunzio vs. Jamie Noble vs. Shannon Moore
This will be a HUGE spotfest, with all the performers pulling off their biggest and best moves. While I hope that Jamie-san (Jung Dragons anyone??) would win the title, I feel that Chavo will retain the belt.


WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Victoria (c) vs. Molly Holly
I wouldn't mind seeing a bald Molly. In fact, I hope to see it so much that I am going way out on a limb to say that Victoria wins!

PLAYBOY EVENING GOWN MATCH
Stacy Keibler & Miss Jackie vs. Torrie Wilson & Sable
... Okay. THIS is the worst match of the night. I'm not even going to call this one, because it is a waste of my precious few braincells.

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I DEMAND that any regular poster in this thread (regular = more than 1 post a week) posts their predictions, no matter how bad or off they might be.
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