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Originally posted by mystmarimatt
this totally reminds me, my prom date's dad is this gigantic guy who owns like 10 guns and does NOT joke around, and who, thankfully for me, really, really likes having me around. a few years ago though, a guy came to pick up his daughter (my prom date) to go out, and her dad, being who he is, asks, "how far do you intend to try and get with my daughter?" the kid, being an utter imbecile (i actually know him), looks him straight in the eye and for some reason says "third base". her dad looks down at him, grins, then turns to his wife and asks her to go get his shotgun, he turn back to him, now stone-faced and says. "i'll give you five seconds". the kid looks at him incredulously and runs out. true story.
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Lucky for him the kid wasn't carrying something himself, I'm sure the kids case would hold up better in a court of law than the old man's.
Nonetheless, interesting rules...Perhaps the father should remember threats wouldn't always go down well depending on the person
