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well, First off... I hate when porn is just 33 different sex scenes on one DVD.
that's boring to me.
I want a lame plot that is going to at least make me laugh.
for insance.
Alice in Pornland is a classic for me, making fun of a great title and putting some sex in it.
Now, I love a good or bad plot, and the acting that comes with it. But, i hate when I have to mess with the volumn. I don't want to turn it up to hear the dialog and then have to turn it back down because her moans are enough to wake my next door neighbor.
and, the last thing I hate is see'ing all well hung guys.
can't stand it
where are the underachievers like me?
i've always wanted someone to come out with a porn called
"Small dicks that come quick"
you could have 20 sex scenes in one regular disc where the guy doesn't take 20 minutes to get off.
If you start with a blow job, the scene is over in 5 minutes.
if you start with the guy going down, maybe a premature for giggles.
One position.
have a scene where the guy has to stop the chick from bouncing for a minute because he was going to go off after 30 seconds or 13 strokes.
i dunno, i'd find it amusing.
of course, i've always loved the blooper porns as well
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