Things I hate about porno's
#1 – Why do the girls spend so much time sucking on dildo’s in a G-G scene? I could understand a little to tease your male partner, hell I had a gf do that to a straw while we were out to dinner with her mother and yea it was pretty sexy, but moaning while you suck latex is just stupid.
#2 – Someone explain how feet are so sexy to people. I don’t understand a foot fetish in any way. I can understand furies easier then a foot fetish, and I think most furies are pretty nuts. Why almost every porno has someone licking someone’s shoes/boots is something I will never understand.
#3 – Spitting. What’s with the spitting. Hey, I love your vagina, let me hork a lugi into it! Its disgusting, and if they can’t get wet then put a little vitamin-e oil down there. Its not like that need to keep the scene seamless, when is the last time you saw them put on the condom, or take off all their clothes. How hard would it be to rub a little lube? I conclude that some people find that sexy, or they wouldn’t be doing it. Those people are disgusting.
#4 – Porn stardom. Ok, some girls in porn are pretty hot and all, but after I’ve seen them get fucked a dozen times, that’s it, I’m done. I don’t need to see them ever again, I want something new. This goes double for guys. I’m not bisexual, but even I get sick of seeing the same fucking guys in 80% of the porno’s. I could understand finding hot women tricky (but still based on the number on the titty board, it can’t be that hard) but guys should be a dime a dozen, most of them aren’t even that good looking nor that ‘big’. Now they say a lot of men have a hard time getting hard on the set and that’s fine, but since all the male porn ‘stars’ are whining about how viagra has made it easy for anyone to be a porn star, I expect to see more then just Randy Spears and 4 other guys.
#5 – Bad boob jobs. This might be a news flash, but scars are NOT sexy on a woman’s tits. Your oversized, often misshapen, painfully turgid breasts are not sexy, and they are even less sexy with a big ass scar. If you can’t afford a good boob job, don’t do it!
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