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Well, that depends on the venue. If it's on land, the Lawyer wins, but only if he's wearing golf shoes. If there's more than 2" of water in the ring, the Piranha skeletonize the lawyer in 5 seconds (and then spend the rest of their lives throwing up).
Mike Tyson and that jackass who broke the other guy's neck in the Colorado/Edmondton Game yesterday (3/10). Both wearing skates.
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