Thought I'd update this to say my Free Microsoft Security Updates CD came in the mail today. Too bad I run Linux.... I think I might do the ultimate nerdy thing and throw some Linux CD in the case. After all, it does say "Make your computer more secure!" on the front. Lame joke.. but I'm easily entertained
Also, another thing to note... The packaging is dated February 2004. Maybe they updated the contents of the CD.