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Originally posted by j8ear
We're the only ones in our right mind.
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Sorry to go a little off topic, but that's one of the most clever jokes I've heard in a long time. 
How's this for you Rekna, I'm a lefty, but through out life I've learned to do many things right handed, use a mouse, play guitar, use scissors, and many more. In our society you can see many people of african-american, asian-american, and of any other decent that have made a very good life for themselves and their family.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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