Here's another one that I heard during that interview with Clooney:
Every morning when he woke up before his roommate, he'd clean out the cat's box. He didn't think anything of it at first...just cleaning up cat crap. Well, after a couple of days of doing it, his roommate told him that he tought something was wrong with his cat. His roommate explained to George that the cat hadn't crapped in a few days. So, George continued to clean out the box every morning for over a week. The roommate gets more and more concerned until he decides that the next day he's going to take the cat in to see the vet.
That next morning, George cleans out the litterbox as normal, and squats over it himself, leaving a human sized gift behind.
So now the roommate thinks that the cat saved up for over a week, and left a huge gift behind in the litterbox...
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