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Old 03-04-2004, 05:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
ratbastid
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Originally posted by Yakk
It is possible to have children without having intercourse.
Yep. For this one, we're going to have to go all the way back to the civil war.

It seems that at the Battle of Antietam, a bullet pierced the testicle of a Union soldier, and embedded itself in the ovary of an 18-year-old girl who was 100 feet from him at the time.

Well, the baby was fine, she was very happy. Guilt-free. Of course, the soldier was a little pissed off.

If you think about it, it's actually a form of intercourse. But... not for everyone. Those who love action, maybe.

(with thanks to Tom Waits!)
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