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Ohio:
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
In Cincinnati, anal sex is banned.
Decided to check out Florida, too, since I'll be living there for about a year:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown
Oral sex is illegal. (what?!?)
You may not kiss your wife's breasts. (again with the what?!?)
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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