But see, sometimes I'll wear a band t-shirt to that band's show, but it'll be a really, really old one, so everybody can look at me with envy and think, "wow! He was a fan of theirs way back when! Maybe he knows the band! Maybe he can get me backstage! Maybe I'll give him a blow job!"
Try it sometime.
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You have to laugh at yourself...because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. - Emily Saliers
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