Too many choices leave me confused.
I was bad at multiple choice quizzes.
Oh, all right.
I'll pick, "Provincial Philistines" for $500, Alex.
Answer:
She recently fell into a flower pond at a Hollywood Oscar party, (which she was not invited to) and reaffirmed peoples' opinions that her 15 minutes are
wa-ay over with.
*buzz*
Who is Paris Hilton?
*huzzah!!*