Would it work? Well, maybe if you were trying to get a very pissed off, possibly drowned cat.
I didn't find it funny because I'm this mean, cat-hating person...I have two cats, and they're treated very well. I did, however, recently give them both baths (in the tub)...and ended up with scratches on my arms, and everything in the bathroom absolutely soaked.
So I read this, then looked at Jasper and Willow, and said (yes, I talk to my cats...I'm aware that this makes me slightly crazy) "better watch it--next time I'll just put you in the toilet." I'm pretty sure they didn't take me seriously, since they just gave me a funny look.
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