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Old 05-01-2003, 08:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
Quadraton
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Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada
In AD 2003
Movie was beginning.

Movie Critic: What happen!
Movie Fan: Someone set us off the lights.
Movie Fan: We get flicker.
Movie Critic: What!
Movie Fan: Main screen turn on.
Movie Critic: It's you!
Hollywood: How are you gentlemen?
Hollywood: All your dollars are belong to us.
Hollywood: You are on the way to bankruptcy.
Movie Critic: What you say!!
Hollywood: You have no chance to survive. Make your 2 1/2 hours of time.
Hollywood: HA! HA! HA! HA!
Movie Critic: Take off every bad review.
Movie Fan: You know what you doing.
Movie Critic: Move 'review'.
Movie Critic: For great ratings.
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