I got this because I'm not a goth even though the J.Crew/Hilfiger assfucks in high school said I was one:
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Then I redid the test as if I WERE a goth and got this:
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"You are an elitist bastard. You hate people that try too hard, actually you just hate people in general. You have excellent taste in alcohol, however, and probably have an excellent collection of classical and experimental music."
I'm happy with that