http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-...Chainsaw-1.jpg

Apparently, Teenagers run Mossberg.

Does this mean something similar to being turned into a TacticLoL P.O.S. in meatspace by rear ends in tophats?

One of the most successful guns ever. I cannot think of a single thing I would change about it.

...overly ambitious pistol-style rear sight.

Ok, but you are picking nits. In the same vein I could also go for better front end ergonomics, the bayonette fucks them up.

Seriously, what the hell is with the Russians and bullshit iron sights? Makarov PM, Tokarev TT33? Shitty sights. SKS, AK, PK? Shitty sights. It's a theme with them. I realize the SKS was designed to fit everyone from Strong Like Bear Soviets to stumpy-stature primitives, but both of those groups could use better iron sights. I don't care if you've got a PhD in economics or have a hard time operating shoelaces, you still aim a rifle the same goddamn way*.

*Unless you're from Africa, apparently.

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That and you ignored my PM about going over to the dark side. I'm talking to a recruiter later and if anything bad happens, I'm blaming you.

Fuck me, check your box now...


And regarding the above: Peasants aren't supposed to hit what they shoot at, it makes things easier for revolutionarys and capitolist pigs alike.

It's actually a frickin' PHASER. :) Not a laser.