Nerd Sayings Galore

[Drider_it]

Friend sent me this one.. enjoy.. being a closet nerd, I did.

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. 8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
10. <--- The information went data way --->
11. Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression. 12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
14. The name is Baud, James Baud.
15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
19. Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!' 20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
23. E Pluribus Modem
24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)? 29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
31. 11th commandment-Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.
32. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
36. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
40. All computers wait at the same speed.
41. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors. 42. Go ahead, make my data!
43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
50. '640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 1981
51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
53. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
54. Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

[juanvaldes]

/me hugs my Mac.

[meanSpleen]

Why oh why did I get a flashback of Jimmy Fallon playing "Your Companies Computer Guy" in all those sketches?? eheheh, good stuff.

[MSD]

I've actually gotten "Error: could not retrieve error message"

I'm dead serious.

[Antagony]

Hehe, those are cute

[cheese]

I have gotten " error: all prosseses compleated sucsesfully"

[chodarama]

that's good stuff, my favorite: 45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

[darkure]

Those are great. For some reason a few of them like #45 remind me of the MArx brothers.

[krazykemist]

While playing Counter Strike at a LAN I got booted from the game to be greeted with a message of:

ERROR: No Error.

Had to take screenshots and set it as my background

[ratbastid]

I'm gonna steal a couple of those for my signature line! Excellent stuff!

[PitViper401]

LOL those were hilarious.

[HamiC]

Very funny post. Thanks!