From the "What were they THINKING!?" category...
 

L.A. Clippers sign Rick Brunson, Terence Morris, Marcus Fleming and Jerry Holman

The only one of those guys I actually know who he is is Rick Brunson, and that's just because of that (now defunct) RickBrunson.com site that made fun of him for how (truly) bad of a player he is. Who are these other guys?

My Clippers have gone from crap, to crappier, to crappiest, to "The league's last-string squad."
:mad:

Hey now, watch what you say about Terrence Morris!

It's LA. They hired actors to play the roles of basketball players.

I heard Whoopi Goldberg might take over as coach during the season if the Clips get off to a bad start. There was also talk of signing some unknown named Juwana Mann and some shooting guard named Air Bud. Any one else heard anything about these rumors?

Lil Bow Wow is ready with his magic sneakers.

I think I've got more game than the Clippers right now...

You could probably put a team of really good high-schoolers together and beat the Clippers.

-Mikey