Funniest sports songs/chants
 

"If I had the winds of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Ipswich tommorow
And shit on the bastards below!
Shit on... Shit on... Shit on the bastards below!!!"

Thats my vote!

For sheer offensiveness, I like "tampon, tampon, stop the crimson flow!"

My old man said to be a Tottenham fan...

I said... Spoiler: FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS YOU'RE A CUNT!!

also..

Patrick Vieiras magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down shite Hart Lane
He fucked Santinis mum.

I think the 'Ole Ole' song is pretty funny. Not because of the song itself, but because a bunch of hockey fans in Montreal keep chanting it, when it's clearly a soccer song.

Naw man, that's French for "Let's all go for a smoke."

this ones for you Warnie...

who ate all the pies?
who ate all the pies?
you fat bastard!
you fat bastard!
you ate all the pies.

av a go ya mug.

Austin Peay's student section has a chant of "Let's Go Peay!"

The Auburn University Marching Band has alternate lyrics they sing whenever the University of Alabama plays their fight song. Here they are:

Fuck Alabama in the ass.
Fuck 'em up their Crimson butts until they bleed.
Fuck Alabama in the face.
Fuck Alabama all over the place.
And if you fuck Alabama, start a trend,
'Cause anyone who fucks the Crimson Tide is my best friend.
Buck 'em, buck 'em, buck Fama.
The Rose Bowl is one place you'll never see again.
So, Fuck Alabama, long and hard,
And give 'em all my best regards, regards, regards!


At least, we used to do that. I don't know if they still do or not.

I have noticed, however, that the Alabama Marching Band plays "Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucker," whenever they score a TD on Auburn....

Sung at Brighton ...

There were ten fucking gay boys in a bar
There were ten fucking gay boys in a bar
there were ten fucking gay boys, ten fucking gay boys,
ten fucking gay boys in a bar

and the brighton went and done one up the arse
and the brighton went and done one up the arse

For Cardiff replace "ten fucking gay boys in a bar" with "ten lonely sheep in a field" not sure what it was at forest didnt get to that game, apparently it was something to do with "men in tights".

I like...

In Heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

Sung after every University of Iowa victory.

I like the simplistic, yet thoughtful nature of Red Sox fans' chants towards various Yankees.

Here is a brief overview:

Darryl Strawberry, 1999 ALCS: "Just Say No" and the classic "Darrrrr-rrryyyyllll"

Roger Clemens, 1999 & 2003 ALCS: "Where is Roger? In the shower."

Jason Giambi, April 2004: "Balco"

Derek Jeter, since the beginning of time: "Jeter sucks" and the now defunct "Nomar's better"

And, of course, the timeless "Yankees Suck."

As sung by those ever charming Rangers fans whenever Potvin had the puck.

"Beat your wife Potvin...Beat your wife!"

Speaking of Potvin, my 3 year-old now knows to shout "POTVIN SUCKS" when he hears the fanfare that is the cue for that sort of behavior. We were at a Norfolk Tides (AAA baseball) game last week, and he did it. I'm so proud!

-Mikey