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JoeyB 02-14-2004 09:03 AM

A-Rod to N-Y
 
Newsday reports that the Yanks are interested in trading for disgruntled Texas SS Alex Rodriguez. The "trade" would send Alfonso soriano, Jose Contreras and a minor leaguer to the Rangers for the high priced former MVP.


I appreciate someone dangling that in front of the Yankee fans---but does anyone actually believe that this is possible??? If Boston couldn't get it done with Nomar, do you think NY can get it done with Soriano as the centerpiece of the deal??

gov135 02-14-2004 09:27 AM

This would be pretty stupid on alot of levels.
1. Texas isn't getting very much at all.
2. George must have forgot that he already has an all-star shortstop - and a true leader whom the team revolves around.

JoeyB 02-14-2004 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gov135
This would be pretty stupid on alot of levels.
1. Texas isn't getting very much at all.
2. George must have forgot that he already has an all-star shortstop - and a true leader whom the team revolves around.


gov135....., you reminded me of a key part of the story I forgot to include. (JoeyB--the B stands for dumbass)

According to Newsday, A-Rod wants out of Texas so badly, he's willing to move to 3B.

I agree completely with your first point. Soriano, a prospect and who knows how old Contreras actually is doesn't seem to be a great package.

djtestudo 02-14-2004 10:23 AM

Well, the prospect is supposedly Navarro, who I think is the heir apparent to Posada, so it's not like he's just any crap. Of course, it means he's the team's last real prospect.

The deal makes no sense. You can survive with a 3B platoon with what you have elsewhere. The deal opens a big hole at second. And, moving A-Rod makes no sense as he's a better shortstop both defensively and offensively then Jeter could ever dream of being.

Not to mention that even with Navarro and Soriano, the Rangers are getting a Texas-sized shaft.

forseti-6 02-14-2004 11:44 AM

This trade is stupid on both ends.

The Yankees currently have a hole at 3rd. Doing this trade will fill the hole at 3rd, but create one at 2nd and lose a starter.

The Rangers would be getting rid of Arod, but get a good hitting 2b that can't field for crap, a pitcher that is unproven and a prospect that is just that.

No way will this trade happen.

Halx 02-14-2004 11:51 AM

They would make A-Rod a 2B? ugh

bond007 02-14-2004 02:03 PM

who's to say that Soriano remains at 2B? If I'm Texas, I make this trade... convert Soriano to CF, and sign someone like Todd Walker to play 2B...

goddfather40 02-14-2004 02:43 PM

FWIW,

Now I just heard on CBS that CBS sportsline and also, as mentioned before, Newsday report that the Yankees and Rangers have AGREED, in principle, to make this trade. It is no longer a rumor..............allegedly.

maximusveritas 02-14-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

The Yankees and Rangers have an agreement in principle on a monster trade that will send superstar shortstop Alex Rodriguez to New York in exchange for Alfonso Soriano, Newsday has learned.

No announcement is expected today, as a couple very minor technical details are still to be worked out. However, all sides remain confident everything will be finalized within a few days, a source said.

The Yankees are expected to send a minor-league pitcher along with Soriano to Texas to complete the deal.
http://www.newsday.com/sports/ny-aro...span-headlines

djtestudo 02-14-2004 03:08 PM

The Yankees' payroll is now close to $190 million. Of the 29 other teams, maybe three are more then half that amount.

In 1975 Bowie Kuhn, the commissioner at the time, vetoed a deal between the Yankees and A's where Steinbrenner bought three of the A's best players for well over a million dollars. His reasoning was that it went against the best interests of baseball. If Selig has any brains in that apparently empty skull of his, he will do the same thing here.

As for the players involved, I can't figure out why Texas would do this except to get rid of A-Rod's contract. They have a very good young secondbaseman in Michael Young, and Soriano sucks defensively. Contraras was terrible in NY, so why would he be any good in that pitcher's hell the Ballpark in Arlington?

Funny thing is, A-Rod's isn't the contract holding the team back; it's CHan Ho Park's. If they could get rid of HIM and as much of his contract as possible, they would be fine.

There is no way to convince me that this deal should happen.

Spartak 02-14-2004 03:45 PM

Heh, I like this trade, saves me the trouble of creating a super-team like I do in every baseball computer game ;)

Artermis 02-14-2004 03:59 PM

Umm it gives the Rangers 20 million more a year to sign on players....if they had had that amount 2 months ago they would have been players for Vlad, Tejada and any other major player out there.

Yankees do it because George wants to stick it to the Red Sox and this would be huge in doing...thumbing his nose...haha we pulled off what you couldnt.

BTW Tim Kurijian (sp?) just said he thinks it is really going to happen and he usually knows his shit.

Art

gov135 02-14-2004 04:50 PM

One other piece that we are missing - the player's union. They need to okay this deal, and if A-Rod is looking at a contract hit the size of the one he was gonna take to go to Boston, the union will veto the deal.

djtestudo 02-14-2004 04:52 PM

I seriously doubt that the Yankees are worried enough about the money to try and renegotiate the contract.

Mondak 02-14-2004 06:04 PM

This trade sucks for the Yankees and is totally unneeded. I hope it gets vetoed to high hell.

As a lot of you know - I am a huge Yankees fan. I like that they keep what they grow and am still upset about Pettite. Screw a 25 million dollar player. It is totally not needed. Sign some more pitching or something, but this is crazy. wasn't the butt load of power that we signed in Sheffield enough?

ironchef82 02-14-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by forseti-6

The Yankees currently have a hole at 3rd. Doing this trade will fill the hole at 3rd, but create one at 2nd and lose a starter.

The Yanks may be losing Soriano... but if they're getting A-Rod, who the hell cares that there's a hole at 2nd base? Put some minor league scrub there, and you've still improved your team significantly.

That being said, the Yankees still have a weak pitching staff, which will make their $200 million payroll [which seems to be approaching the GNP of several third-world countries] and lack of World Series Championship title come October all the more hilarious.

thephuse 02-14-2004 07:22 PM

Doesnt the article say "minor-league pitcher"? I didnt see anyting about Contreras in that newsday article although i did hear of Navarro and Contreras in a seperate article talkin of a "possible" deal... if this is for a minor leaguer and soriano for a-rod... wow..

( although i really like soriano.. )

djtestudo 02-14-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironchef82
The Yanks may be losing Soriano... but if they're getting A-Rod, who the hell cares that there's a hole at 2nd base? Put some minor league scrub there, and you've still improved your team significantly.
They could have done the same at third with a platoon that would be better then anything they could get at second now, kept Soriano, and not have to worry about egos clashing or bringing forth the wrath of millions of baseball fans (not that Steinbreener would ever care about either :rolleyes: ).

thephuse 02-14-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by djtestudo
They could have done the same at third with a platoon that would be better then anything they could get at second now, kept Soriano, and not have to worry about egos clashing or bringing forth the wrath of millions of baseball fans (not that Steinbreener would ever care about either :rolleyes: ).
Are you suggesting Soriano + platoon = Arod + Platoon? :D

rrf 02-14-2004 09:06 PM

I wouldnt want to trade Soriano for A-Rod... Soriano was one homer away from a 40-40 season (correct me if Im wrong)... This whole Yankees-Sax fued is getting ridiculous.

go SAX!

thephuse 02-14-2004 09:16 PM

...... 1 homer away from 40-40... ... .. .. . . Excuse me.. did A-Rod NOT win the MVP last year? did he NOT hit 40 homers 6 yrs in a row? almost hittin 60 two years ago? Striking out 3 times less than soriano, and a gold-glove winner.

I love Soriano, but anyone who says this is bad for the Yanks is just forcing it...

The Sox took Schilling after talks broke down w/ the Yanks, and we took A-rod after talks broke down w/ Sox. Sheff, Vasquez, Brown > Foulke

Go Yanks~ :D

Kurant 02-14-2004 10:55 PM

Todd Walker is a Cub, good like signing him at 2nd.

If you think Soriano for A-rod is stupid, your just that.

Yankee's signed Homer Bush this year, he has struggled the last few years, but the guy knows how to hit, he hit .320 in 1999. Started 100+ games at 2nd base with less then 10 errors. He's a carrer .290 hitter.

The guy knows how to hit, injuries have kept him from getting it done the last few years. It didn't cost them much, he's a good fielder, this guy can play, maybe he's finally healthy again.

alec 02-14-2004 10:59 PM

can we just all get a resounding 'fuck the yankees'?

TitleFight 02-14-2004 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alec
can we just all get a resounding 'fuck the yankees'?

'fuck the yankees'


Of course the feeling was there before the agreement in principle.

thephuse 02-15-2004 07:08 AM

lol haha...

forseti-6 02-15-2004 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by djtestudo
Contraras was terrible in NY, so why would he be any good in that pitcher's hell the Ballpark in Arlington?

Certainly not. Off the top of my head he was 7-2 with a 3 something ERA. And that ERA is actually better than it would seem. Remember he STUNK when he started and pitched excellent once he recovered from his injury. He had one bad start against boston and a bad outing against boston in the playoffs, but aside from that he was far from terrible.

Esen 02-15-2004 11:08 AM

This is an awesome trade for th eYankees , Steinbrenner knew for a long time that Arod was going to be a yankee.

I just wonder how much they had to pay Boone for pretending getting hurt lol. j/k

But do you really think that Steinbrener has any intention having a weak 2nd base.
He knows something that we don't.

Also isn t Arod/ Jeter really good friends.

Right there that is a big plus.

I hope that this trade goes through only even for the simple fact that it would piss off Boston fans.

AL9045 02-15-2004 11:31 AM

I wonder if Soriano has killed himself yet.

JoeyB 02-15-2004 12:18 PM

The amazing thing is, that when you look at pitching, defense and intangibles, Boston still might have the better team.

I can't imagine someone being reluctant to trade Soriano for one of the all-time greats. Soriano is an incredible talent, but if you can get A-Rod, you get him.

Mondak 02-15-2004 01:20 PM

On the Contrares issue: I really liked seeing what he could do at the end of last year. After he got comfortable, he really played well.

I was / am looking forward to seeing him either in the rotation for the Yanks or as the killer setup man for Rivera. That 1 - 2 punch of unhittable guys out the the pen is always great. I hope he is not included if this stupid trade does go through. (Notice I am still in the denial phase of this)

Finally - where is mikeychulupa on all of this?

Parker 02-15-2004 01:23 PM

Checkmate to the Red Sox. I do not see how the Yankees will lse with that line-up. I am a Cubs Fan and I am extremely happy that the Yankees are in the AL. The Evil Empire has done it again.

dylanmarsh 02-15-2004 02:22 PM

It won't matter much when Foulke, in game 7 of the 2004 ALCS, strikes out Jeter, A-Rod, and Giambi in order to send the Sox back to the World Series for the first time since '86.

AL9045 02-15-2004 02:33 PM

This is like Rasheed Wallace getting traded to the Hawks, he's a star player on a shitty team.

I wonder how much he can take...

salsa2 02-15-2004 02:53 PM

just so everyone is clear, Contrares is NOT part of this deal. It is Soriano and a player to be named later ( which is supposedly not Navarro).

jasonresno 02-15-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoeyB
The amazing thing is, that when you look at pitching, defense and intangibles, Boston still might have the better team.

I can't imagine someone being reluctant to trade Soriano for one of the all-time greats. Soriano is an incredible talent, but if you can get A-Rod, you get him.

Exactly. You hit the nail on the head.

MontanaXVI 02-15-2004 04:25 PM

somewhere i read before how much big G just had to pay as a luxury tax for being over the cap, any numbers on how much he just paid and what this will do to that number next season?

grayman 02-15-2004 04:31 PM

I don't understand why the Yankees aren't moving Jeter instead of A-Rod. A-Rod is a much better fielder. This deal makes perfect sense to me for everyone. The Yankees get A-Rod and lose only Soriano(if anyone else of note was included, they would be named now). Good deal. The Rangers get rid of $16 million of payroll a year for a player that wasn't the answer to their problems. Good Deal. A-Rod gives up $9 million a year to play for a team that has averaged a World Series win every 4 years for the last century. Good Deal. Soriano gets to go to a last place team that still doesn't have any pitching. Goo.. Ok, it is a good deal for almost everyone involved.

bravosnakeeyes 02-15-2004 04:42 PM

its not definete that the yankees will win the world series.... they'll score a lot of runs but their pitching sucks... unless they trade for one of the A's pitchers i still think boston can beat them with their addition of schilling

Mondak 02-15-2004 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by salsa2
just so everyone is clear, Contrares is NOT part of this deal. It is Soriano and a player to be named later ( which is supposedly not Navarro).

Well that is welcome news! I would not say their pitching sucks - it is just not what it used to be. I always love to remember the days of Wettland and Rivera as setup and closer (not in that order). I think that if they can beef up their pen some more OR Karsay does really well they can win a shitload of games. Karsay used to be pretty good. If "Flash" can get it done, we can just have our starters go 6 or so and then shut it down and own 6 - 7 - 8. That is the team I cannot wait to see. If that is it, their starting rotation will look pretty damn nice after all this talk.

Mondak 02-15-2004 05:05 PM

I just went back and looked at one of my favorite Yankees teams ever: 1996. Like I said - I loved that bullpen really think THAT was the key to that team. Games were OVER by the 6th inning b/c Rivera and Wettland were unhittable in 7-9.

Check out their rotation then:

Pettite 3.87ERA
Jimmy Key 4.68
Kenny Rogers 4.68
Dwight Gooden 5.01
Cone / Rimero Mendoza ~4.50

These guys were a collection of older vetrens that had just enough left in the tank. If we look at this year's staff (Projected)

Kevin Brown
Jose Contrares
Jon Leiber
Javier Vasquez
Mike Mussina

I would say it is almost BETTER than it was in 1996 from a starter view. The 'pen of:

Gordon
Rivera
Karsay
Gabe White
Felix Heredia

Is not too bad at all. Karsey and Gordon are not too shabby.

Well, like I said above, I don't like the trade, but I do think this team is going to be very good. The lineup is just staggering and I won't even bother talking about it.

Go Yanks!

djtestudo 02-15-2004 05:18 PM

For the luxury tax, I believe it is something like this. However much over the limit you are, you have to pay 50% of that amount as luxury tax. I think the limit is something like $115-120 million, so the Yankees would have to pay $35-37 million in tax.

Not chump change, but not necessarally a restriction on them.

Personally, I think that if they want to keep this system, they should at least make it a 200% tax or something. Steinbrenner might not worry about a $190 million payroll when he has to pay $35 million, but I think he'd be discouraged somewhat if he had to pay $140 million.

Of course, Bob Costas' plan from his book Fair Ball is even better IMO.

Mondak 02-15-2004 05:23 PM

I am okay with the luxury tax as long as it also establishes a MINIMUM salary as well. There are teams out there with cheap ass owners who just sit back and wait for their tax payment to come in. I say you can only get your share of the tax if you field a quality team. It is supposed to promote parity between big and small market teams right? Well let's see them put their money where their mouth is.

Don't pocket it you POS cheap bastards. Trot a out team that can win and see what happens. Just look at the Angels and the Marlins. You don't need the highest salary to win. . . Just a reasonable one.

djtestudo 02-15-2004 05:30 PM

That's why I like Costas' suggestion.

Take all the media revenue, both local and national, from all the teams and throw it in a pot. Each team takes an equal amount of this. This amount becomes the minimum salary floor for the next season, so every team has to spend that much. The salary cap would be 3-4x that, or something similar.

Each team keeps their ticket revenue in the structure they use now (visiting team gets 30-40% or something), and all other revenue they get from merchendising and concessions and that stuff.

This keeps teams like the Sox and Yankees from buying whomever they can get, while teams like Milwaukee and Pittsburgh have to spend a certain amount on players.

Mondak 02-15-2004 07:16 PM

yeah - that is not bad - although I would say the home team should be able to keep at least a percentage of their own TV money. It would kind of suck to have to give up all your money for TV when you negotiate a better contract than anyone else.

Football does it that way, but football has a way more national presence than baseball.

Not terrible though and better than what it is now.

JoeyB 02-15-2004 07:34 PM

...and all of this started because Aaron Boone went down with an injury. Once again, Aaron *bleeping* Boone screws the Red Sox. Once off a knuckleball and once from a basketball.

Boone won't contribute much to the stat page as a Yankee, but when A-Rod hits his 700th homerun in pinstripes, we'll think of you, Aaron.

bond007 02-15-2004 08:31 PM

assuming Soriano bounces back from his postseason funk... this is a great trade for Texas. much, much better than what they would've gotten from Boston. in fact, it seems the only real loser in this trade would be the Red Sox.

Hrothgar 02-16-2004 12:25 AM

I'm really starting to hate baseball now. Is it too early to think about the NFL?

BigBlueWrecking 02-16-2004 05:59 AM

This trade makes perfect sense. They are not paying ARod nearly as much as the Rangers were. He will average 16 million or so a year for the rest of his contract from the Yanks. Any team would sign him for that.

Soriano is a very good player, and he is 3 years younger....but ARod is the best player in the game. I just hope all of the ego's will work together.

pan6467 02-16-2004 08:56 AM

This whole trade, in my opinion is to cement the fact that noone but the Yankees can win.

Sure the Cubs and BoSox may have a little something something, but this is baseball saying they give up.

I expect come the next collective bargaining session, MLB tells the union either they get a salary cap and revenue sharing or we'll see I'd say close to 10 teams fold. They cannot keep affording to lose fans by the millions like they are.

If they don't fix baseball, within 10 years there won't be baseball.

Mondak 02-16-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pan6467
This whole trade, in my opinion is to cement the fact that noone but the Yankees can win.

I expect come the next collective bargaining session, MLB tells the union either they get a salary cap and revenue sharing or we'll see I'd say close to 10 teams fold. They cannot keep affording to lose fans by the millions like they are.

If they don't fix baseball, within 10 years there won't be baseball.

Hrmmmm - The Diamondbacks, Angels and Marlins won the World Series the last three years. I would think someone like you could sit back and laugh when the Yankees don't win instead of complaining about something that has not held true.

By the way - these small market teams are doing just fine living off the luxury tax payments and fielding cheap crappy teams year in and year out. Complain to your local owner about his not spending money if you want a better team. Your $10 hot dog that you bought at the game last year told me to tell you that.

djtestudo 02-16-2004 11:12 AM

No baseball team has EVER won a World Series with a player making $100+ million. The Yankees now have four such players in Giambi, Brown, Jeter, and A-Rod; none of whom is worth near the money they make, even in baseball terms.

japhyryder 02-16-2004 11:29 AM

They might be able to hit but the Yanks sure can't pitch. Boston vs. Cubs or Phils

jasonresno 02-16-2004 11:46 AM

"This whole trade, in my opinion is to cement the fact that noone but the Yankees can win. "

LMFAO at that stupid comment. Who won last year? Who won the year before that? Who won the year before that? Not the Yankees..

Zeld2.0 02-16-2004 01:08 PM

Hell if anything baseball got more popular after last year (especially postseason) - and yes, the Yankees haven't won anything since theri game 7 loss to arizona in 2001

JoeyB 02-16-2004 04:46 PM

From the time of Catfish Hunter and Reggie Jackson, the Yankees have tried to buy titles. They've succeeded at times and failed at times.

Need I remind anyone of the high priced outfield of Dave Collins, Ken Griffey Sr. and Steve Kemp?

I give Steinbrenner credit in that he tries. He does whatever it takes to win. I agree that it's at the expense of smaller market teams, but as soon as someone says that he always buys titles....why haven't the Mets won anything in the last 18 years? How about the Dodgers? The Red Sox? The Orioles in the first few years of Angelos??

Let the Yanks spend. They give a lot of money to great players. Sometimes it translates into titles, sometimes it doesn't. As the Marlins celebrate their championship, tell me how the Yankees are bad for baseball. While the Angels bask in their incredible 2002 championship, tell me how NY is the evil empire.

thephuse 02-16-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoeyB
The amazing thing is, that when you look at pitching, defense and intangibles, Boston still might have the better team.
Don't talk about intangibles for the Boston Redsox... something about a curse has kept them away from the WS. Last year, really, Boston had it goin, career years for the entire team and all.. Boone out of nowhere... "the ghosts eventually show up"...

And the Bosox defense isnt that great... Manny? whoever's playin 1st, 2nd... hehe... I guess its objectable as a Yankee fan :D

Also, unrelated.. the Yanks DONT have that bad of a pitchin staff.
Brown, Moose, Vasquez, Contreras, Lieber.
Everyone says "what if Contreras and Lieber suck?".. to that i say
"What if they do well?" If Lieber comes back to his self, and while 20 games like 3 yrs ago mite be unlikely, if he can get 12-15 games, while contreras gets 12-15... You gots urself a pretty good staff.

And Foulke.... His numbers are pretty decieving. He blew a few saves that his team won later, and struggled sometimes in pressure situations. He may be good, but he's not even a top 5 closer in my opinion... MO is :D

PS - Soriano is free agent next year.. *cough* Yanks sign him *cough*

edit - not fa next year :D

Averett 02-16-2004 05:44 PM

I hate the fucking Yankees.

Thats all I have to say.

forseti-6 02-16-2004 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thephuse
PS - Soriano is free agent next year.. *cough* Yanks sign him *cough*
If Tom Hicks was smart (and he's not) he'd sign Soriano to a long term deal NOW.

thephuse 02-16-2004 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pan6467
If they don't fix baseball, within 10 years there won't be baseball.
Baseball is as popular as it has ever been. In fact, the RedSox v Yankees playoff games garnered more viewers in Boston than did the Patriots Superbowl... :D (no wonder they shout "Yankees Suck" at Patriot parades"

Quote:

Originally posted by japhyryder
They might be able to hit but the Yanks sure can't pitch. Boston vs. Cubs or Phils
Is Brown, Moose, Vasquez, Contreras, Lieber, (Maddux?) really that horrible?... Like the "Yanks sure can't pitch?"... weird... Well, I'll tell you, Moose is nowhere near Bonderman's greatness...

djtestudo 02-16-2004 10:14 PM

The Red Sox vs. Yankees ALCS garnered huge ratings because it was the Red Sox vs. Yankees ALCS. There were some important reasons that people found it worth watching: the Curse, the Boston team of destiny, the pure hatred between the teams.

If it was the A's vs. the Twins, the ratings would have been D-E-A-D, despite the it featuring the best young pitching staff in baseball and two upstart small-market teams playing their hearts out.

jasonresno 02-17-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Averett
I hate the fucking Yankees.

Thats all I have to say.

Glad you put in absolutely nothing to the thread :).

Baseball will find a way to be more interesting.....it just will >.<. And there is some more pressure on the Yankees now to win win win...and when they lose...the haters will be over them like piranhas.

bond007 02-17-2004 03:35 PM

in the A-Rod trade... does anyone know who the minor league "player to be named later" actually is???

djtestudo 02-17-2004 10:32 PM

Submitted for your approval...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...simmons/040217

Quote:

Don't hand out the rings just yet
By Bill Simmons
Page 2 columnist

Ever see a dog getting trained on an electric fence?


It scampers around the backyard, wearing one of those stupid collars, chasing rabbits and birds, knowing it isn't supposed to pass a certain point in the yard. Only it gets a little carried away, and it can't help itself, and it's running, and it's running, and then ... ZAP!!!!!!!! Suddenly, it's high-tailing it back to the house, its tail tucked firmly between its legs.


Now starting at third base for the Yankees ... Alex Rodriguez.
For many Red Sox fans, the Yankees are the electric fence. This is how we were raised. And that's just the way it is.


So when the Evil Empire plucked A-Rod on Valentine's Day, you can imagine what happened. New Englanders simply freaked out. Utter chaos. WEEI moved into full-crisis mode. Posters on Sox message boards were urging everyone else to remain calm, like we were trapped in a well or something. My phone was ringing off the hook. Even my father -- a reasonable man, by all accounts -- turned into Nancy Kerrigan and did everything but scream "Why????? Why me?????"


My favorite phone call came from my buddy Hench, who was attending a wedding back East. When someone casually told him the news, poor Hench was done for the rest of the reception. His legs buckling under him, he stepped outside for fresh air, pacing in 30-degree weather like a maniac, finally leaving a 90-second message on my machine that featured 20 swears, three tirades and a climactic 10-letter expletive about Gene Orza. Happy Valentine's Day.


For whatever reason, I didn't flip out. Upon hearing the news that A-Rod had sold his soul, I made the same face that Brett Favre made after Donovan McNabb converted fourth-and-26, crossed with Dr. Loomis's goofy smirk after Michael Myers disappeared at the end of "Halloween." Remember that face? It's the "All right, I should be reeling from this, but I have to admit, that was pretty f*****g impressive" Face.


Anyway, that was me. I'm not standing on the ledge. Not even close. I like this stuff. This escalating Red Sox-Yankees feud was already the most compelling storyline in sports. Now it's even better. This baby is ON.


In fact, just to make Sox fans feel better, I came up with 33 random thoughts about the A-Rod trade, the Yanks and the upcoming season:


1. Last time I checked, pitchers and catchers haven't even reported yet. We have a full spring training and 162 games to go. Take a breath. Then take a deep breath. Maybe even go for a walk.


2. All right, how can this POSSIBLY turn out well with Jeter playing shortstop and A-Rod playing third? Defensively, Jeter has been a below-average shortstop for years -- every possible defensive statistic says so. A-Rod is significantly better. Maybe he isn't Ozzie in his prime, but his defense at a premium position was one of the things that made him special.


You're telling me that this isn't a little weird? You're telling me that the New York press won't be making a big deal of this? What happens when Jeter misses a few games -- he missed 43 last season -- and A-Rod takes over and shines at shortstop? A-Rod idolized Ripken, even insisting on calling pitches in Texas like Ripken did ... suddenly he's happy playing out of position next to a guy who can't carry his jock? This won't be a big deal? Really?


3. Consider this: No more Grady Little.


4. It's official: America has its greatest sports villains since either the Russian Hockey Team in 1980 or the Iron Sheik in the mid-'80's, depending on your perspective. They're like a cross between Cobra Kai and the Nazis in Victory -- everyone hates them now, no matter where you live. How is this a bad thing? Isn't it better that we all have something in common now?


5. Nineteen games against the Yanks. Nineteen. With another seven looming in October. Every one of them will feel like a football game now, not just the playoff games. And just wait until A-Rod steps out of the dugout at Fenway for the first time -- with 35,000 people booing lustily, with Murph and Sully showering him with swear words by the on-deck circle. Oh, it's on, baby.


6. For the first time in 16 years, the Red Sox have three prime starters, thanks to the addition of Schilling. Isn't this a stronger version of the team that came within one managerial boner of the World Series? Suddenly we're writing them off because a guy who's never even played in a World Series landed on the Yanks?


7. Have I mentioned that Pedro is in a contract year? Same with Lowe and Nomar? Except for the occasional Mike Cameron, does anyone ever have a lousy contract year? It's human nature, isn't it? Just wait until I enter my contract year this spring -- I'll be putting up mailbags three at a time.


8. During A-Rod's final season in Seattle, the Mariners won 91 games. The following season, they won 116. Look it up.


9. This will make you feel better: When I'm running ESPN6 some day, I'm going to have a show where Susie Essman shows up at Tom Hicks's front door and screams obscenities at him. When he goes to work, we're going to follow him, then she'll scream more obscenities at him. When the courts eventually become involved, she will stand 100 feet away from him with a bullhorn, and continue screaming obscenities at him. This will go on for as long as I'm running ESPN6. I promise you that.


10. Wasn't Alfonso Soriano being called "The Next Hank Aaron" as recently as nine months ago? Wasn't he their only potential franchise player under the age of 26? Was the offensive upgrade from Soriano to A-Rod THAT significant? According to ESPN.com's Jim Baker, A-Rod had 67 win shares over the past two seasons ... 10 more than Soriano. I don't know what this means, but it makes me feel better. And Soriano hasn't even come close to hitting his ceiling yet -- his second and third seasons compare favorably to A-Rod at the same point of his career.



11. You know how we have K-Rod, T-Mac, J-Will, J-Rich, J-Lo and all these other annoying celebrity acronyms? Well, "A-Rod" started the whole thing. Did we really want a guy on our team who once caused Linda Cohn to say the words "I-Rod" instead of "Pudge"?


12. Once again: No more Grady Little.


13. Even if the Yankees win the Series, they had to break the $200 million salary mark and destroy the spirit of baseball in order to do it. Warrants mentioning.


On the flip side, if the Sox had landed A-Rod -- with the assist from Bud Selig allowing them a bargaining window that flagrantly violated the collective bargaining agreement -- any championship would have carried a small asterisk with it. Everyone would have said, "You could only end the curse because the Commish bent the rules for you." Who wants that? I would rather win without help. Maybe I'm crazy.


14. Now Dan Shaughnessy can update his "Curse of the Bambino" book for its 162nd printing ... clearly, he needs to make more money off this. God bless him. Do you think he patented the "Valentine's Day Massacre" phrase on Saturday at 2 p.m.?


15. That reminds me, don't let the national media fool you. This is not the second coming of the Ruth sale. For one thing, the Sox didn't screw up by passing on that trade. Nomar and Mags were a wash, offensively. A-Rod was obviously an upgrade from Manny -- in terms of defense, reliability and intangibles, with an advantage in homers but a lower OPS -- but the Sox were shelling out significant cash AND giving up Williamson and blue-chip prospects in the process. From a baseball standpoint, it wasn't a slam-dunk like last week's Yankees trade. I don't care what anyone else says. I wouldn't have made the deal, either.


And then there's this: A-Rod isn't Babe Ruth. He was considered the best player in baseball partly because he played shortstop ... and he's not playing there anymore. So calm down. The guy hasn't even been in a World Series. And as we witnessed with the careers of Griffey, Thomas, Belle and others, just because you look like a first-ballot Hall of Famer in your late 20's doesn't mean you're a first-ballot Hall of Famer in your late 30's. Just look at what happened to Kathleen Turner after "Romancing the Stone."


16. Not only did A-Rod make People's "50 Most Beautiful People" issue, he appeared in one of those "Hot Couples" photos in S.I.'s Swimsuit Issue last week -- just him leaning over his wife in a waterfall. Really, we were throwing Nomar under the bus for that?


(And speaking of Nomar . . . )


17. No-mahhhhhhhhhhh! For everyone who doubted him and didn't mind the thought of him playing somewhere else -- like me, for instance -- isn't there at least a decent chance that he shoves it in everyone's face? Nothing would make me happier, with the possible exception of Julie from the "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" getting arrested for trying to unlock Veronica's safety harness two weeks ago (don't ask).


18. When you think about it, A-Rod selfishly took $252 million from the Rangers, knowing full well that they wouldn't have enough money to surround him with comparable talent. After three seasons, he bailed on them and left them for dead. Now he's a good guy because he agreed to play third so he can win a ring? I don't get it.


19. At least one more year of Manny. What can I say? I like watching the guy hit.


20. Another silver lining: This A-Rod fiasco made us realize that Ben Affleck needs to be stopped. I loved "Good Will Hunting" as much as anyone, but did you see him ranting and raving at the Daytona 500? Since when did Ben Affleck become The Voice of Red Sox Fans? Who nominated him? Would a true Sox fan ever propose to a chick with a big ass from the Bronx? In a million years? I really think we should vote on this -- let's have an election and everything. Ben Affleck needs to be stopped. I'm not kidding.


(And really, who is Affleck to lecture us about someone ruining the sport of baseball? Isn't this the same guy who sold out with "Reindeer Games," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Armageddon," "Gigli" and everything else? Has any actor cashed in as gleefully and gratuitously as Ben Affleck? How is this different than A-Rod weaseling his way to New York? And when you think about it, isn't working for the Weinsteins basically the Hollywood equivalent of playing for the Yankees? I thought so.)


21. Seriously ... no more Grady Little.


22. There isn't any athlete in recent memory -- maybe even in the history of team sports -- who will have more pressure on him than Alex Rodriguez this season. Everyone will be watching his every move. Every Yankee fan will blame him if things get screwed up. And he just spent the past three years playing in the middle of nowhere, under absolutely no pressure whatsoever. Hmmmmmm.


23. This could be the year that Mariano Rivera's arm comes flying off in a game. Let's face it: He's been on borrowed time for three years. Remember when the Bluesmobile fell apart at the end of "The Blues Brothers"? Exactly.


24. Speaking of breakdowns, when Kevin Brown's body breaks down this season -- and he WILL break down -- the Yanks won't have enough in their farm system to trade for another frontline starter. Does a playoff rotation of Vasquez, Contreras, Mussina and Lieber scare you in October? Me neither. I'll take Pedro, Schilling, Lowe and Wakefield, thanks.


25. Keith Foulke. First reliable Sox closer in five years. 'Nuff said.


26. Curt Schilling. Potential Hall of Famer. World Series Champion. Leader in the clubhouse. Could give a crap about curses and panicking fans. I'll go into battle with him any day.


27. The Yanks have the weirdest clubhouse of all-time -- they're like a roto team sprung to life, aren't they? Sheffield, Brown, Giambi, Contreras, Matsui, A-Rod ... it's like one of those "Saturday Night Live" seasons where Lorne Michaels brought in too many cast members and all hell broke loose. Doesn't clubhouse chemistry count for anything? And will A-Rod's reputation as a prima donna precede him?


28. Along those same lines, you can't buy your way to a championship. Many have tried. Few have succeeded. Last time I checked, you still have to play the whole season. In the words of Adam Carolla, "You can't just go out and buy a championship ring ... well, unless Dwight Gooden runs out of coke."


29. Playing second base this season ... Enrique Wilson. I don't even have a joke here.


30. At some point during the season, someone will be bright enough to make a "Yankees Most Wanted" deck of playing cards, along the lines of those Iraqi cards last spring. And we can play poker with them and bash the Yankees and stuff. I look forward to it.


31. Just in case you forgot ... no more Grady Little.


32. If you're upset because the Yankees ruined the spirit of baseball as we know it, just remember: EVERY business works this way. Monopolies come in and swallow up rivals that can't compete, whether we're talking about the Yankees, Microsoft or Oprah. It's a part of life. Maybe this mess will even inspire things to change some day.


(Nahhhhhhhh . . . )


33. And finally ...


I didn't want to head into spring training as the favorite. It's much more enjoyable playing the role of the underdog, hoping to make history, hoping to topple the Evil Empire, hoping this is the year we finally bust through that electric fence. And if it happens -- after everything that happened this winter, after Game Seven last October, after nearly nine decades of falling short -- I can't imagine anything better as a sports fan.


This is fun. This is going to be fun.


I keep telling myself this.

perripken 02-18-2004 04:31 PM

err.. thanks djtestudo, I feel much better being an Orioles fan.

jasonresno 02-18-2004 06:30 PM

No offence...but that '33 reasons' list was really stupid and biased...almost to the point of me wanting to rip my eyes out and wearing a Bartman jersey to a Cub game..

KeyserSoze 02-20-2004 08:33 PM

Skankees who??


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kpxrob 02-21-2004 09:37 AM

yanks got a-rod!! the yankees are unstoppable now!! woohoo!! GO YANKEES!

KeyserSoze 02-21-2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kpxrob
yanks got a-rod!! the yankees are unstoppable now!! woohoo!! GO YANKEES!
:rolleyes: :hmm: :confused: :rolleyes: :hmm:

They haven't won JACK SHIT yet!!

thephuse 02-21-2004 02:53 PM

hehe...

Quote:

Originally posted by BigBlueWrecking
Soriano is a very good player, and he is 3 years younger....but ARod is the best player in the game. I just hope all of the ego's will work together.
Soriano is 28 :D


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