Girl for a day
 

I have been dared to be a girl for a day. Has anyone got any advice for passing as a female.

Thanks

lose the penis and the adam's apple?

Shaving the legs is usually the first step ... and get ready for some heel blisters :D

Are you supposed to just look like a girl or act like one, too? What's this for, anyway? Just a bet between friends or is there another reason you're taking on this bet?

wtf ???

Well, if it is your turn in the barrel . . .

I would suggest stupifying amounts of alcohol for breakfast. Anything after that is up to the people assigned the duty of being your dressers :lol:

Being a girl is harder than it looks...you can't learn the secrets of womanhood in one day or even one week for that matter. You can also not learn it until you try it.

Shave your legs, buy some good smelling lotion, stock up on makeup (concealer, powder, blush, eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara). Buy some face cleaner. Get some heels and bandaids. A cute outfit and you should be good to go. Of course, you'll need to do something with your hair and make sure you allow an hour or more to get ready since you're a newbie. Then just act dainty and get an attitude.

Good luck :D

Don't forget to give yourself a 20% pay cut and give up all hope of having a car mechanic explain anything to you.

Remember to use the correct restroom. Better yet, don't go in a public one. You'll get some pretty interesting looks if you head in to the wrong one.

If you don't already know I'm not going to tell you!

Tuck it in good and tight.

Depends on the mechanic. I explain things to girls whether they want me to or not, much to my girlfriend's dismay.

Umm.. tape is your friend, I suppose. And I'm not sure how guys fake having boobs, but I suppose it can be done. And make sure you do a good job shaving. I've never met a girl with three-day stubble on her chin. Well, actually there was that one time in Arkansas, but we don't talk about that.

Knees together... ankles crossed...

These days, it's pretty easy being female - clothing is pretty androgynous - or however you spell it...

Walking will be the toughest sell (though many women I've seen these days walk like clydesdale ponies) You want to glide - walk from your hips -- don't plod.

ok, here is one two three!

1. you must squeak in a high voice. the lady speak up high, not scruff and low like the fellow. think of a lady on tv who has nice voice (perhaps one of the friend, like rachel or monica), now imitate!

2. make breasts that seem natural and sexy! one method is fill the bags with water, then place inside a brassier garment. now sway when you walk for va-va-voom!

3. learn how to make orgasm noise like a lady. this is easy for you -- rent a movie called 'harry meets sally.' meg o'ryan makes a scene in the eatery where she show how to make it sound good and sexy! now you know!

good luck and i hope you are sexy!

Hit on guys, lots of guys. :P

If your eyelashes are not curly, Curl them. Seriously. It's the thing that Quad- I mean most guys forget.

You don't have to wear heels, I sure as hell don't. But pay attention to the shoes you do wear. I suggest mules or clogs - easier to fake. Jeans should be tight in the butt and looser down the leg, otherwise you'll still look like a guy.. since you are, and all. Skirts are harder to pull off - shaving is gonna be a bitch. If you wear bright lipstick, it'll be more obvious you're a dude. Think SUBTLE for actual ability to fool. Comb your eyebrows, pluck if you can stand it.

Good luck! Post pics if you can!

good luck...hopefully ur not really hairy cause shaving would be a bitch.

i would love to see pics if you can or would like to!

if your going out in public, wearing a turtle neck to cover your adam's apple wouldn't hurt

I think this is the best advice so far. The dressing up part i think would be relatively simple- the hard part I think would be copying behavior and mannerisms, especially speech.

When I was about 10 my sisters dressed me up as a woman for halloween. I turned out to be a pretty hot looking girl (saw a photo years later).

It made me feel like shopping.

Posture- heels will transform the way you stand and walk.
Eyes- big eyes are associated with feminity. Try shaping or pencilling your eyebrows to give them an arch rather than being flattened and low, and use false lashes or eyeliner to open up the corner of your eyes.
Lips- gloss in the centre makes them look fuller and more feminine. If you do full lipstick, you can use liner to reshape them slightly to give more of a "bow" shape- look for photos of Clara Bow for an exaggerated example.
Hair- if possible, wear something with a soft side-swept fringe or anything with hair over the face. Men often have square, masculine foreheads and hair can do a lot to soften this and the edge of your face.

A dress and heels for sure. Maybe a litte rouge? One hot mama will be on the loose! ha

Assuming you want to go stealth:

The voice is by far the single most difficult part of passing, and it can't be mastered in a day. Mannerisms and walk are second most difficult, and they, likewise can't be mastered in a day.

Appearance is easier. Go subtle on the makeup; use just enough to make yourself look feminine without going overboard. A good even foundation is most important, with a little subtle lip color. You're less likely to be read if you tuch well and wear a nice pair of women's slacks and a blouse than if you wear a dress or skirt. I know that sounds counter-intiuitive, but it is nonetheless true. Get some shoes with a bit of a heel, and practice walking in them, both to get used to them and to break them in.

If you're just interested in glamming it up then forget the above and just go overboard with everything. Depends entirely upon which route you're taking.

Gilda

omg...all I gotta say is, listen to these guys. Trust me, you'll be the talk of the town. lol.

wear a stylish scarf instead of a turtle neck. unless you're going to a fancy event to pass as a female, i'd recommend against the heels especially if you've never walked in them before. you can buy girly flats that will do just as well. you don't have to wear makeup, but wearing a wig, unless you already have long hair, is a good idea. since halloween is coming up, that should be pretty easy to find and for an affordable price (real wigs are usually more costly).

if you're trying to PASS for a girl, don't overdue it. if you're trying to be a queen, you can be as exaggerated as you want.

[/QUOTE]Tuck it in good and tight.[QUOTE]

great, now all I have is the image of that pycho dude in Silience of the lambs......good advice nonethe less ;)

TVs do actually tuck, but not like in Silence of the Lambs. They tuck it *inside* themselves.

wear pink, and learn the walk. like your walking on a line, and balancing a book on your head.

I went to a fancy dress thing wearing a sarong once... but I didnt look much like a girl.

So my only advice to you would be that it takes more than just wearing a skirt!

and as Mal said, you have to learn how to sit like a girl

ie, dont sit like THIS:

http://myspace-420.vo.llnwd.net/0023...37523420_l.jpg