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crxforum · 08-02-2005, 11:44 PM

Some girl that was on a bus trip with the my class and she was sitting in the back row in the same seat as me. A guy infront of my said he would give her $20 to lift up her shirt for a minute or something and show everyone in that area her tits. So she did it and I got a front row view sitting right beside her. I think that was the first time.

paulskinback · 08-03-2005, 08:46 AM

Sabrina the teenage witch.

Dano069 · 08-03-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondak

The first specific person that I could remember was when I was about 12. Mrs. Greenberg was a young mother in her early thirties who lived down the street. She hired me to do yard work and I would be in the backyard weeding or cleaning the brook that ran behind their house.

It is not like she would be walking around in seductive / revealing outfits offering me lemonade. In fact, I can't really say whether she was SUPER hot. She may not have totally lost the baby weight even, although I do remember a definite sexyness. Regardless, I had this thing going in my head that she would take me inside and "teach" me the ways of the world while the kid was napping and the husband (who in my head ignored her) was away.

Good times. I wonder what she looks like now..... They moved away after a year or so

Hey, you're not in "Fountains of Wayne" are you?

Bill O'Rights · 08-03-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by paulskinback

Sabrina the teenage witch.

As in...Melissa Joan Hart,
or...the Archie comic book character?

Elusive Dreamer · 08-03-2005, 10:32 PM

1997. thinking about jim conway. 7th grade. i was waiting for mom to finish cooking dinner, and i randomly just had the urge to finally do it. i laid on my bed face down. no lights on. i remember i watched south park after and didn't focus at all... just wondered if what i did was normal for girls my age (12-13). i don't think i even came.
hahaah. ohh to be so stupid and young.

Wingless · 08-04-2005, 11:04 PM

Heh. 7th grade I was listening to the girls sitting behind me in class, and the chick I had a huge crush on at the time, Danielle S, was describing her experience giving her first blow job (yeah yeah holy shit 14 years old).

Went home, and imagined her head down there. Yup.

And no surprise, later on in high school she was a freakin whore! :-D

Anxst · 08-05-2005, 08:18 PM

Wow, that was a long time ago. I think it was either Scarlet from GI Joe, or my art teacher in grade school, Miss Cirinbeigh. Both were redheads...I've been stuck on them ever since.

chelsea_9 · 08-10-2005, 09:27 PM

corny, but my boyfriend. as soon as i got home after the first time i made him come.

its SUCH a huge turn on for me!

legolas · 08-11-2005, 11:35 AM

first time i didn't even know what was going on, i was just enjoying it. i think the very first person was just some random girl in school.

hotzot · 08-11-2005, 02:47 PM

I was 14 and it was the girl next door she was 18 and hot!

FNM · 08-12-2005, 10:57 PM

pamela anderson.

as cliche as that might sound, younger when sustaining an erection, i wasn't exactly sure what to do with it. when i figured it out, she was the easiest source.

as for a person i knew: a girl i had a crush on during elementary school

rideough · 08-13-2005, 05:39 AM

Elvira mistress of the dark about '86 or so. Its no surprise that I love gothy girls. In fact I'm married to one! She knows all about my previous "experience" with Elvira and has no qualms about us meeting her at a horror convention coming up.

justjt · 08-13-2005, 12:37 PM

My Dad had a subscription to National Geographic and the masturbation madness started around 13.....hmmmm memories.

Damn those National Geographic magazines and their nude pictures of exotic women in far away countries....they call it great journalism....I call it porn magazines with training wheels.

Kalnaur · 08-13-2005, 12:41 PM

A girl in school I though was hot. She was a good 2 grades older than me.

ununcle · 08-13-2005, 04:38 PM

The first would be me. I looked down and thought,,, wow! Can I do this all the time???? WOW!!

ununcle · 08-13-2005, 04:54 PM

I was at church. I was about 13,,, and went to the bathroom. Blah blah,, blah bl, bklah blah boomn! I was like, fark that felt good,. The rest is history.

CZzyzx41 · 08-14-2005, 12:39 PM

IT was a while ago. I think 6th grade or so...probably a girl named Erin who I had a crush on most of the year. Then moved to Maria who I was sorta gf/bf with from that spring to the start of Jr. High.

Started out as fantasy situation that led to masturbation.

qweds · 08-14-2005, 01:36 PM

some girl i had a crush on, actually maybe earlier than that. when i was very young my mother would tell me to rub my penis if it was hurting so i guess i learned about that sort of thing very young. i porbably consciously did it first around 8 or 9. hmm never though much about that. i would just play a game where i though about a girl and i would. well that's enough info.

interesting thread.

oh she was probably either sandy or sheena

Average_Joe · 08-15-2005, 09:42 AM

When I was 12 or 13 years old, late Saturday night in my room watching MTV videos. I just started playing with it and it felt good, then I get the biggest shock of my life! Since then, I've "shocked" myself thousands of times.

Funny, this thread got me thinking about the Biily Connelly stand-up act about when he first discovered "wanking". Does anybody remember this skit? It had me laughing for weeks!

Uncle Pony · 08-19-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fazo

Heather Thomas, Pink Bikini Poster, circa 1982. Before Camel Toe was Camel Toe. My pecker still twitches at the thought of that poster...
http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10102728.jpg

Ha! Same here!

I had that poster as a puzzle that read "Love and laughs, Heather Thomas," or something to that effect. I do remember it was a puzzle though.

balinksi · 09-01-2005, 09:31 AM

Daisy Duke. Catherine Bach. My the thought of her today just gives me a woody

PHYcos · 09-01-2005, 05:25 PM

My 8th grade PE teacher....man whatta bade still to this day! (6 years and still smokin)

mmm...kyle · 09-02-2005, 04:18 AM

Dont know who it was but was just flicking through the tv in my room while on holiday one time and found some porn. All I remember is that it was girl on girl...went to sleep with a smile on my face that night...

ZenFilthPig · 09-02-2005, 07:48 AM

I remember getting a double page, topless poster of Samantha Fox from one of my Dads magazines. I got plenty of practice from that one.

Sweetpea · 09-02-2005, 01:44 PM

The great and lovely Jenna Jameson

Sweetpea

Mr Honest · 09-02-2005, 03:13 PM

I can't remember that far back, it's like nearly 30 years ago!
But having a catalogue at home with ladies in their underwear certainly got dragged into the bedroom so many times.
I started when I was 9. I didn't know to use my hand. It was face down rubbing myself against the bed. I've been addicted ever since though it's much nicer (well normally!) with a nice lady with me...

rashorangutan · 09-04-2005, 06:47 PM

It was my next door neighbor. She was about 4 years older than i was. I found out years later that she had a crush on me, But i was married by then.

air45 · 09-16-2005, 07:00 AM

this is tia carrere from the hit television program name of "RELIC HUNTER!"

she also in wayne world and boy can she play on the guitar string! she sing like the angels and her bosom is the maximum! i still pleasure me to her thought many time a week!

Cimarron29414 · 09-16-2005, 11:50 AM

Morgan Fairchild in "The Seduction".

TheJig · 09-23-2005, 07:24 PM

Tawny Kitaen from that Whitesnake video (Here I Go Again), where she's writhing around on the hood of that car.

Anytime I hear that on the radio I look down at the little general and say...

"They're playing our song."

Poppinjay · 09-23-2005, 08:10 PM

Kelly, played trumpet in our high school band, had no actual desire for her UP UNTIL THEN.

Wet dreams will fuck with you. After that, she wa a regular star in my personal porn movies.

fuzzer · 10-05-2005, 09:04 AM

My step mother.....She was only 8 yrs older than me....me 14 her 22

Val_1 · 10-05-2005, 09:47 AM

Can't remember, but probably Apollonia Kotero from Purple Rain.

flooty333 · 10-13-2005, 08:35 PM

First time...
Had to be Victoria Secret catalogue in 7th or 8th grade.

cait987 · 10-13-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Siege

Wow, how do you people remember this stuff?

All I remember was that it was to some late night porn. I think I was something like 14 or 15.

I didn't even know what masturbating was for a while. I just kept wondering why the women in porn stroked the guy's penis. So I tried it out, and have been enjoying it since

Lol same here pretty much, I remember I started hearing about masturbation when I was like 12 and was like thats cool (even if I had no clue). Tried it at home though and for some reason I couldn't figure it out for like a month, I kept trying to spin my dick in circles (yes, like a helicopter) and thought I couldn't have kids cause nothing ever worked. Finally watched a porn movie once and saw what the chick did and was like sweet and well, ya you can figure it out from there

gosaimasu · 10-17-2005, 06:25 PM

My first masturbation was to jenna jameson's blocked-out tits in the howard stern show on e! channel. I was eleven (and apparently at a younger age than most). the first masturbation is the best, IMO. its like riding the rollercoaster for the first time.

HoneyPot · 10-17-2005, 06:54 PM

Wish I could even masturbate period... I'm looking to invest in some toys...
HA! Donna's hot!!! Yowsa!

Nancy · 10-19-2005, 03:50 AM

Hm... I can't remember

08-03-2005, 08:46 AM	#42 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	Sabrina the teenage witch. __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation

08-03-2005, 10:32 PM	#45 (permalink)
Elusive Dreamer Upright Location: chicago	1997. thinking about jim conway. 7th grade. i was waiting for mom to finish cooking dinner, and i randomly just had the urge to finally do it. i laid on my bed face down. no lights on. i remember i watched south park after and didn't focus at all... just wondered if what i did was normal for girls my age (12-13). i don't think i even came. hahaah. ohh to be so stupid and young. __________________ I am Everything. I am Nothing.

08-04-2005, 11:04 PM	#46 (permalink)
Wingless Psycho Location: Metro Detroit, Mich, USA	Heh. 7th grade I was listening to the girls sitting behind me in class, and the chick I had a huge crush on at the time, Danielle S, was describing her experience giving her first blow job (yeah yeah holy shit 14 years old). Went home, and imagined her head down there. Yup. And no surprise, later on in high school she was a freakin whore! :-D __________________ Tommy Nibs is a funny word. So here I am, above palm trees, so straight and tall... You are, smaller getting smaller, but I still see... you. Jimmy Eat World - Goodbye Sky Harbor

08-05-2005, 08:18 PM	#47 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	Wow, that was a long time ago. I think it was either Scarlet from GI Joe, or my art teacher in grade school, Miss Cirinbeigh. Both were redheads...I've been stuck on them ever since. __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves.

08-10-2005, 09:27 PM	#48 (permalink)
chelsea_9 Crazy Location: somewhere i intend to leave	corny, but my boyfriend. as soon as i got home after the first time i made him come. its SUCH a huge turn on for me! __________________ all good dreamers pass this way some day hiding behind bottles in dark cafes

08-02-2005, 11:44 PM	#41 (permalink)
crxforum Crazy	Some girl that was on a bus trip with the my class and she was sitting in the back row in the same seat as me. A guy infront of my said he would give her $20 to lift up her shirt for a minute or something and show everyone in that area her tits. So she did it and I got a front row view sitting right beside her. I think that was the first time.

08-11-2005, 11:35 AM	#49 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	first time i didn't even know what was going on, i was just enjoying it. i think the very first person was just some random girl in school. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-11-2005, 02:47 PM	#50 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I was 14 and it was the girl next door she was 18 and hot! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

08-12-2005, 10:57 PM	#51 (permalink)
FNM Upright	pamela anderson. as cliche as that might sound, younger when sustaining an erection, i wasn't exactly sure what to do with it. when i figured it out, she was the easiest source. as for a person i knew: a girl i had a crush on during elementary school __________________ its 'the truth' that would tear your heart right out.

08-13-2005, 05:39 AM	#52 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	Elvira mistress of the dark about '86 or so. Its no surprise that I love gothy girls. In fact I'm married to one! She knows all about my previous "experience" with Elvira and has no qualms about us meeting her at a horror convention coming up. __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

08-13-2005, 12:37 PM	#53 (permalink)
justjt Tilted Location: O.C. California	My Dad had a subscription to National Geographic and the masturbation madness started around 13.....hmmmm memories. Damn those National Geographic magazines and their nude pictures of exotic women in far away countries....they call it great journalism....I call it porn magazines with training wheels.

08-13-2005, 12:41 PM	#54 (permalink)
Kalnaur Psycho Location: Portland, Oregon	A girl in school I though was hot. She was a good 2 grades older than me. __________________ PC: Can you help me out here HK? HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags. PC: And the other 2 percent? HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

08-13-2005, 04:38 PM	#55 (permalink)
ununcle Upright	The first would be me. I looked down and thought,,, wow! Can I do this all the time???? WOW!!

08-13-2005, 04:54 PM	#56 (permalink)
ununcle Upright	I was at church. I was about 13,,, and went to the bathroom. Blah blah,, blah bl, bklah blah boomn! I was like, fark that felt good,. The rest is history.

08-14-2005, 12:39 PM	#57 (permalink)
CZzyzx41 Upright	IT was a while ago. I think 6th grade or so...probably a girl named Erin who I had a crush on most of the year. Then moved to Maria who I was sorta gf/bf with from that spring to the start of Jr. High. Started out as fantasy situation that led to masturbation.

09-02-2005, 01:44 PM	#65 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	The great and lovely Jenna Jameson Sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

08-14-2005, 01:36 PM	#58 (permalink)
qweds has been Location: Chicago	some girl i had a crush on, actually maybe earlier than that. when i was very young my mother would tell me to rub my penis if it was hurting so i guess i learned about that sort of thing very young. i porbably consciously did it first around 8 or 9. hmm never though much about that. i would just play a game where i though about a girl and i would. well that's enough info. interesting thread. oh she was probably either sandy or sheena __________________ tim(mah)

08-15-2005, 09:42 AM	#59 (permalink)
Average_Joe Psycho Location: Under the Radar	When I was 12 or 13 years old, late Saturday night in my room watching MTV videos. I just started playing with it and it felt good, then I get the biggest shock of my life! Since then, I've "shocked" myself thousands of times. Funny, this thread got me thinking about the Biily Connelly stand-up act about when he first discovered "wanking". Does anybody remember this skit? It had me laughing for weeks!

09-01-2005, 09:31 AM	#61 (permalink)
balinksi Upright	Daisy Duke. Catherine Bach. My the thought of her today just gives me a woody

09-01-2005, 05:25 PM	#62 (permalink)
PHYcos Crazy	My 8th grade PE teacher....man whatta bade still to this day! (6 years and still smokin) __________________ -All women are 2 drinks away from a GIRL-ON-GIRL adventure!-

09-02-2005, 04:18 AM	#63 (permalink)
mmm...kyle Tilted Location: Sitting by the tyne	Dont know who it was but was just flicking through the tv in my room while on holiday one time and found some porn. All I remember is that it was girl on girl...went to sleep with a smile on my face that night...

09-02-2005, 07:48 AM	#64 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	I remember getting a double page, topless poster of Samantha Fox from one of my Dads magazines. I got plenty of practice from that one.

09-02-2005, 03:13 PM	#66 (permalink)
Mr Honest Crazy	I can't remember that far back, it's like nearly 30 years ago! But having a catalogue at home with ladies in their underwear certainly got dragged into the bedroom so many times. I started when I was 9. I didn't know to use my hand. It was face down rubbing myself against the bed. I've been addicted ever since though it's much nicer (well normally!) with a nice lady with me...

09-04-2005, 06:47 PM	#67 (permalink)
rashorangutan Tilted Location: Pennsylvania, USA	It was my next door neighbor. She was about 4 years older than i was. I found out years later that she had a crush on me, But i was married by then. __________________ There's a whole world all around us and we don't even realize it!

09-16-2005, 07:00 AM	#68 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	this is tia carrere from the hit television program name of "RELIC HUNTER!" she also in wayne world and boy can she play on the guitar string! she sing like the angels and her bosom is the maximum! i still pleasure me to her thought many time a week!

09-16-2005, 11:50 AM	#69 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	Morgan Fairchild in "The Seduction". __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

09-23-2005, 07:24 PM	#70 (permalink)
TheJig Crazy Location: The Marmalade Forest	Tawny Kitaen from that Whitesnake video (Here I Go Again), where she's writhing around on the hood of that car. Anytime I hear that on the radio I look down at the little general and say... "They're playing our song." __________________ "Jenny, tell me, do you still walk, do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?" - Flight of the Conchords

09-23-2005, 08:10 PM	#71 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Kelly, played trumpet in our high school band, had no actual desire for her UP UNTIL THEN. Wet dreams will fuck with you. After that, she wa a regular star in my personal porn movies. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-05-2005, 09:04 AM	#72 (permalink)
fuzzer Upright	My step mother.....She was only 8 yrs older than me....me 14 her 22

10-05-2005, 09:47 AM	#73 (permalink)
Val_1 Addict Location: In a State of Denial	Can't remember, but probably Apollonia Kotero from Purple Rain. __________________ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra

10-13-2005, 08:35 PM	#74 (permalink)
flooty333 Upright	First time... Had to be Victoria Secret catalogue in 7th or 8th grade.

10-17-2005, 06:25 PM	#76 (permalink)
gosaimasu Upright	My first masturbation was to jenna jameson's blocked-out tits in the howard stern show on e! channel. I was eleven (and apparently at a younger age than most). the first masturbation is the best, IMO. its like riding the rollercoaster for the first time.

10-17-2005, 06:54 PM	#77 (permalink)
HoneyPot Crazy Location: Nunya	Wish I could even masturbate period... I'm looking to invest in some toys... HA! Donna's hot!!! Yowsa! __________________ Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.

10-19-2005, 03:50 AM	#78 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Hm... I can't remember __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.