Can men REALLY fake an orgasm?
 

well there was a topic for women faking it, now what about guys? %99.99999999 of the time (at lest in my experiance) guys cum, but i have shot blanks a couple times so i guess it dose happen.

so, would you ever fake one and just say you shot blanks to get out of anymore sex? (or any reason)

i never have but the only time i would consider it is if it got extreamly sore and i couldent go for anymore rounds.

I've had to fake it over phone sex before. She seemed convinced. Don't ask.

You can with a condom.
It usually happens just before you dump her.
And when whatever she's doing just doesn't do it for you, but you don't want to hurt their feelings. (Ah, who am I kidding....)

I remember seeing a comedy skit years ago where the comdian was gay/pretending to be gay and said he was having sex with a woman from behind and was getting bored so he pulled out and spat on her back to fake the orgasm.

I thought it was pretty clever heh.

*bows head in shame*
I have fake an orgasm.
I was tired and she was getting sore.
I was nowhere near finished, and I didn't want to hurt her anymore so I just pretend to cum.

It does happen.

Sure hope she never stumbles into TFP and this thread....

I've done it. I don't think it was convincing however.

one thing i dident think of was the whole going limp thing :S although if your gonna fake it i guess it wouldent be that hard to deflate if you put your mind to it.

I mean the only reason you would fake it was if you are not into it. Then you have absolutly no problem going limp.

I had one girlfriend that was so bad that faking it was common for me. I wasn't going to go limp (I mean, there still is a naked girl there, after all), there was just no chance that the checkered flag would fly anytime soon.


I think the 99% of men cum estimate is rather on the high side, by the way.





Probably just 95%

I've faked it - with my ex- she hated condoms and refused to use the pill, so we used a combination of rhythm, pulling out, and "not having sex for months" in order to avoid pregnancy.

There were a number of times when I didn't want sex, but it was so rare that she was perpared to take part that I dare not turn her down in case that was it for the next few months....

I just couldn't come.

At all.

It was bloody miserable, so I pretended to pull out and use a tissue.

As it happens she had an affair soon after, so there was no need for me to do it again, I chucked her ass out.

Haven't had to fake it before. Usually when I can't finish it's just because I'm totally out of gas and she understands. As far as I know she hasn't faked either and I don't think she ever would.

ive done it as well... condoms help with that fact, all you got to do is contract some muscles, make the noises and be sure she is having an orgasm...

"baby cum at the same time as me...."

.... sure im going! now... ahhhhhhhh ohhhh yea..."

hehehe

My exact experience, except I'm not ashamed about it. Should've just used some lubrication but nothing was available other than my own spit. She was also pretty shitty in bed now that I think about it. Worst blowjobs evar!

When you're having sex on a regular basis, the big orgasm isn't that big of a deal sometimes. Faking it isn't hard at all since women have ideas about men fixed in their heads; men always want sex and they always cum.

I can even fake attraction for a woman. It does happen.

That's part of that one novelty move. You pull it out and spit on her back, then when she turns around, bust it in her face. Anyhoo, I don't see why I would fake an orgasm, since it's so easy to have one normally.

doggystyle-pull out and spit on her back, np
I've heard this referred to as the "Houdini" lol :thumbsup:

Try being the female partner of a guy who has trouble finishing, after awhile it works on your mind... gives the words sexual humilation and shame a whole new meaning.

Even though it usually has nothing to do with you.

I always hear this one referred to as a "white dragon", but anyhoo,

I've never faked an orgasm seeing as I've never really had any reason to.

I don't THINK he does, but if he wanted to, Kel definitely could since he can control and flex the same muscles that mean "orgasm" to me at will. All he'd have to do is mimic the body motions, especially if my eyes are closed and I can't see his face.

Well, since I'm the only other female in the bed at the time I'm not sure who else could be having the problem,
perhaps the fact that it's me and not somebody else in the bed that's the problem?

Sorry but after a lot of times of a guy not finishing/losing his erection and he tells you this has never been a problem before the only conclusion you can arrive it is that the guy just isn't turned on by you,in spite of anything he might say to the contary.

I have faked a handful.

Who says women are the only ones that can fake it.

I have done it before too, the girl was great looking but had little to no interest in sex, it was a once a month if I was lucky type thing. Towards the end of our relationship it just started to get to me, like the other poster said there was a naked woman there but no sparks were flying.

It's not hard really, if you can flex your kegel muscles and grunt, however I have heard that some girls can actually feel the semen shooting out so that would be a giveaway.

I have never faked with my wife though, on the very rare occasion that I can't get off I'm either falling down drunk or it's the 3rd time that night, or both, and we just shrug it off and go at it again in the morning

women my be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship(including the orgasm but not the ropes)

Faked once. She fell for it. I was just too tired and knew I was also too drunk to get off. I know I could've just told her, but I wanted her to climax.

I don't think my boyfriend ever has.

Sometimes he's just too tired to come, and I understand.

I did it once. She seemed convinced, but we were young and inexperienced.

I don't know how I would, but I have never. I was kind of curious how, until I read this thread.

i have a few times.
a few times it was intentional, once it wasn't
all were convincing and for good reasons. no regrets.

Only once with my ex-GF,
I had masturbated about 2 minutes prior and could only sustain a half-boner.
I dunno if she fell for it or not.

White dragon is when she takes your man juice in her mouth and then you make her sneeze so it comes out her nose. :)

I have once. She was ready to go, I'd had a bad day and was wicked tired, and just couldn't finish. I had once before told her it wasn't going to hapen, and she seemed so sad about it that I just decided to fake it. I have good muscular control, so I'm pretty sure she bought it, and I was happy that I made her happy. :)

I have a couple of times.. Once cause she she just didn't do it for me - Yeah I know I shouldn't have been there in teh first place. And the other time, was after several intense sessions on our third she was determined to make me cum.. I just didn't have it in me.. So I pretended to leave it in her..

i have lol...

Yes, often. Cumming doesn't equal an orgasm for me. It's pretty friking rare if I have an orgams, I have to be having a really good time in order to have one.

sounds like one of my ex's... my god I wish I could've faked that. Nothing worse then going limp mid-bj. I used to have to tell her I had a headache (get them frequently so it worked).

I think a lot of guys have, judging from this. I have. Sometimes it's just not goint to happen on your end of it for whatever reason (stress, it being the sixth time, overindulgence) and you'd rather leave her thinking she's done a good job. Which, in my case she always has.

It's easier for guys to come and because we generally can only manage it once per session it tends to be the benchmark for sex. But easier doesn't mean it's guaranteed and we're susceptible to a lot of the same inhibitions that keep women from coming. Flip it around; if your man was going all out and you just couldn't get there, would you rather tell him that he's not doing it for you and possibly hurt his ego or just pretend and have everyone leave happy?

I don't anymore, mind.. for one, there's no need and we have too much trust for me to lie to her, even in that small capacity.

once with my girlfriend on a vacation i gave her 3 or 4 orgasms and hadn't cum yet (we had had sex like 40 times that week and probably already 3 times that day) so i told her i was worn out and that we should continue later :eek:

So I see that lots of people have, and I can see the problem if you pull out. Honestly though how many guys get soft after the first orgasm, not I. Also do that many guys actually make noise or motions that can readly be noticed as there orgasm motions? My wife can never tell if I've finished or not...... So of course I always say I did. :cool:

If i'm wearing a condom..I could fake it easily, Just because it doesn't happen when i'm wearing one.

I have never faked an orgasm though.

Whenever a girl i'm going out with see's how high my sperm count is, It would be hard for me to fake it..Even if i were to fake coming in her, It aint all gonna stay in her that's for sure.