Lapdances
 

Any tips on how to give a good lapdance?

First of all, are you a man or a woman?

Because that kind of matters.

Look him/her in the eyes and play music that you really like. Don't let them touch you until you say it's ok, and never stop moving. Start clothed and strip to that music that you can really move to. The thing is that you have to enjoy it and if you do then they will too. Have fun, and let us know... lol

alot of bending over and rubbing your snatch and ass all over him.

boobies in the face and lots of grinding.

gentle grinding thou...i have had some bad ones where the stripper crushed my nads

owww


Some teasing is also nice, also helps if they are tied to the chair.

i disagree. assuming youve been sleeping with this person, u have had their snatches in your face all the time, now ur just doing it with music? i dont think thats a good lapdance.


go to ur local electronics store and buy a "strobe light" 10$ or so, very good investment in having fun with your partner, its a white flash device that you can adjust the speed of, turn off completely- all other lights in the room. i like to use a room where the walls are white. oil up ur body maybe :o . and this a sensual dance, so ur not moving that much. :thumbsup:

oh yeah, and theres always time for humping later, the fun part is getting there, so go slow.

kolila- that sounds like the most fabulous idea ever! i've wanted to lay down a tarp in the living room floor and "oil 'wrestle'" with the SO for a while now..... now i've got some foreplay for it, eh? :)

I hate it when the dancer thinks more pressure is better. The best lap dances don't necessarily mean grinding my dick into my pelvis. That's painful.

If she's good she knows the difference between pleasure and pain. Rarely have girls given me the latter.

I for one can't stand that air dance crap where the girl does all sorts of stupid shit but never touches any part of my body. To me the idea lapdance includes all of the following:

Pressing her boobs in my face and descending down to my pants (bonus if she sticks her nipple in my mouth or strokes me with her breasts, more bonus if she's licking the part under my earlobe with her nipple in my mouth)

Girl gets on her knees between my legs and rubs her hands up and down my legs while staring into my eyes (obvious bonus points for stroking actions) then runs her face up my inner thighs and up to my stomach. If she's really good she won't avoid your cock on the way and maybe simulate a bj somehow.

She gets in a 69 position and rubs her chest against my stomach (better if she rubs her pussy against my face the last girl that did that smelled so great it drove me wild)

Then there is all of that pressing of her ass and pussy against ever part of your body she can while standing/sitting: chest, stomach, thighs, cock, etc. It makes it much better when they grab the shaft while doing that.

Lapdances are supposed to by physical. Essentially, you are simulating sex. There is nothing like a dancer that can bring you so close to orgasm but never give you that release.

This was very enlightning. Thanks all...Let's go then!

...I want a lap dance... *pouts* :p

........yeah. if your balls hurt at the end, it wasn't a good dance......and that shit does hurt. :cool:

Being naked helps

Unless you count blueballs...which is probably the case. ;)