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WS6_KID 01-27-2005 10:57 AM

Scat part 2, violated with extreme prejudice
 
Well if you followed the other thread, I went through with it. Last night I got off work, went home and was greeted ever so lovingly by my woman. She had made a nice steak dinner for me that was layed out on the table next to our pipe filled with fresh greens. I knew it was about to go down http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/uhoh2.gif I smoked and ate dinner kinda quickly, I hate to be kept waiting and so does she. After finishing I turned to her and asked if she would like to go to the bedroom winking at her. (gotta show enthusiasm you know) Suprisingly she said no and instead asked me to move the living room table.

I did so and she started kissing on me for a while and then asked me to lay down on the floor. I complied and layed down and she craweld on top of me in the 69 position. We 69'd for a bit then she stopped and sat up with her butt still in my face. She looked at me with that "is it ok look" I smiled and nodded yes while licking my lips (still trying to be enthuastic) The lights were on all over the house (not normal) so I could see everything crystal clear. She reached back with both hands and spread her cheeks. I just layed there with my mouth open not really prepared for what happened next. She made some grunting sounds as she started pushing her butthole started sticking out pretty far, then suddenly it dialated to the size of a dime whooshing a long windy breeze across my face. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif Which wasnt like her normal farts. It was obvious whatever was gonna happen it was gonna be foul I actually started having 2nd thoughts, but didnt do anything. She looked around and said "Ok, now open your mouth and stick your tongue out" She then took another deep breathe and grunted. After a few moments of this she admitted to having a little stage freight and excused herself to the bathroom. She told me she went and started in the bathroom which was obvious when she returned because she hadnt wiped leaving little mess. Same position above me she tried again but again admitted she was a little nervous. She said she had an idea and moved down my stomach still facing the same way as me. From there we had anal sex with her on top (reverse cowgirl for you label whores) for a few moments then she turned to me once more and asked if I was ready. I nodded yes and she told me to open my mouth. As she stood up I looked down to see my penis covered in a thick layer of dark poop. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...e/Eyecrazy.gif This time she squatted on her feet and rested her butthole in my mouth and began pushing. Quickly I felt my mouth filling with what felt like warm chocolate still solid but soft enough to shape easily. Just as my mouth filled to the brim and I couldnt hold anymore I kinda lifted her up so I could get some air. Her butt came up and released a long wet fart which spayed my whole face with moist entrails. Just after this it changed texture to more of a smooth creamy bright greenish color and the rate it came out increased 2 fold. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/.../corkysm79.gif My mouth was literally full to the point that I culdnt close it without swallowing. So I kept it open as she continued to push. I couldnt hold anymore in my mouth, she saw this and began to kind of move around my head. And it was really flowing at this time. What continued to come out appeared to be at least 2 feet of a long thick wet slimy green matter, which eventually covered my whole face and some of my neck. When she was almost done she started peeing on my chest from all the pressure while letting out the last little wet bits which were pretty much liquid on my nose and around my forehead.

After she was done she took a moment to look at me and let out a satisfied mmmm then started giving me head still in the 69 position. My penis was still completely covered in poop, but she didnt seem to care and just devoured it. I could do much but lay there with my mouth full and my face covered with solid and liquid waist. After a few moments she slammed her butt down on my face and started rocking which smeared the mess all over. A lot went up my nose and I wasnt able to breathe momentarily. She kept lifting up and ploping back down again making that sound when you peel tape off. I started cumming and she pulled it so it would go all over her face/hair. I couldnt help it after keeping my mouth open through this whole ordeal and my reflexes forced me to swallow....alot.


She got up afterwards and handed me a towel which I tried to clean up with but there was simply to much so I went to the bathroom and spent the next 20 mins scrubbing my face and brushing my teeth.

I'm still letting what happened sink in. Its to early for me to give personal reflections just yet as this was an eye opening experience.

the_marq 01-27-2005 11:02 AM

Let me be the first to say: Whatever man.

True or not, it's an interesting story.

lunchbox 01-27-2005 11:04 AM

I still call bullshit.

Coppertop 01-27-2005 11:05 AM

Gross. Just as I'd expected. Nasty.

You've got some balls, man. You must really love this girl.

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 11:09 AM

To those who call BS thats fine. Its whats expected with this sort of thing, when people see or hear something outrageous you will always have those who say it simply isnt true or I wouldnt do it therefore you wouldnt do it therefore I'm throwing the BS flag. Believe whatever you'd like. But the above story is what happened in my life last night, told from my point of view....

lunchbox 01-27-2005 11:11 AM

Just saying, the possibility for you to not be puking your guts out continually from then till now is high unlikely.

Captain Nemo 01-27-2005 11:11 AM

Oh, it is believable, as there exists a number of people who are into this. Me personally, nope, no thanks. I have kinks elsewhere, but to each their own...

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunchbox
Just saying, the possibility for you to not be puking your guts out continually from then till now is high unlikely.


Quote:

Originally Posted by WS6_KID
To those who call BS thats fine. Its whats expected with this sort of thing, when people see or hear something outrageous you will always have those who say it simply isnt true or I wouldnt do it therefore you wouldnt do it therefore I'm throwing the BS flag. Believe whatever you'd like. But the above story is what happened in my life last night, told from my point of view....


Point already made

Charlatan 01-27-2005 11:19 AM

Wow... It needs to be said again: You must really love her (or hate yourself) to let her do this to you...

You are WAY more adventerous that I am and I thought I would try just about anything... I suppose eating scat is just one of those line I won't cross or better put just have no desire to cross...

Jonsgirl 01-27-2005 11:20 AM

(long pause followed by reflective and mortified scilence)

Ok. Honestly.....ewww. I really wanted to throw up there for a minute. That's just insane, and this personal account only serves to re-enforce that scat = bad, in my mind.

That being said....
If this was your thing, and you're happy with it (you obviously can't be too displeased since you came with your mouth still full of shit) then that's fine. I'm happy you found something to share with your girlfriend, and I'm pleased that you had the balls to share it with the people here.

Don't except me to be comfortable walking barefoot in your living room, though. Ever. :lol:

Willravel 01-27-2005 11:21 AM

I've done bloodplay, piercings, bondage, toys, spanking, abstainance, roleplaying, and a slew of other "kinky" sexual exercises. I'm usually very "I'll try it once" about it. Scat is just wrong. It's out there with beastiality, rape fantasies, and other extreme sexualy depraved acts. The only way I'd do that is to save my wife or daughters life, and I definatally wouldn't enjoy it. I can't even imagine the gag response you might get from that.

If you need me, I'll be in my reading chair listening to Chopin trying my hardest to forget what I just read.

Do it if you enjoy it, but don't expect me to read about it anymore. *shudders*

PhilMcGroin 01-27-2005 11:22 AM

WS6_kid, that is probably one of the most descriptive pieces of writing I have ever taken in. There's no way I could have got through an event like that without puking my guts out.

"I kinda lifted her up so I could get some air. Her butt came up and released a long wet fart which spayed my whole face with moist entrails. Just after this it changed texture to more of a smooth creamy bright greenish color and the rate it came out increased 2 fold."

O...M.....F.....G :|


Phil

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl
(long pause followed by reflective and mortified scilence)

Ok. Honestly.....ewww. I really wanted to throw up there for a minute. That's just insane, and this personal account only serves to re-enforce that scat = bad, in my mind.

That being said....
If this was your thing, and you're happy with it (you obviously can't be too displeased since you came with your mouth still full of shit) then that's fine. I'm happy you found something to share with your girlfriend, and I'm pleased that you had the balls to share it with the people here.

Don't except me to be comfortable walking barefoot in your living room, though. Ever. :lol:


LOL. That also leads me to another point I was wondering about. The % of people here and on other forums that share with the internet community experiences that would other wise stay in there closet with out the anonymousness of the world wide web. I think this kinda sums it up from the other thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulskinback
Get yourself off, and don't tell anyone about it ever. No-one can read your mind, i've got some dirty secrets like all of us. scat is not one of them, i might add, but thats just me.


Blaspheme 01-27-2005 11:36 AM

If I'm lucky, this post won't pop into my head the next time the wife and I are in a 69.

If I'm unlucky, can I send you the bill for the therapy?

I've always considered myself to be a pretty open minded guy, with the attitude of "don't knock it till you've tried it." Damn though, there are limits.

Sweetpea 01-27-2005 11:38 AM

Wow kid . . . um . . . . errrr . . . . holy shit . . . um . . . Wow . . .

Good for you . . . if that is what makes you happy and since you could still Cum . . . it musta done something for you . . .

but . . . damn . . . i am practically speecheless . . .

well Kid . . . go on loving, more power to you . . . embrace what you like . . . it's your life to do as you please with . . . :thumbsup:

Cimarron29414 01-27-2005 11:43 AM

Dear Penthouse Forum,

You will never believe what happened to me last night.....

ratbastid 01-27-2005 11:44 AM

I'm not going to give an opinion one way or another on the truth or fiction of your story. I don't see any reason to flatly disbelieve it. For sure it's possible, for sure there are people who get off on doing that, gross though it may be for the rest of us. So I'll forge ahead on the assumption that it is the truth, n'kay?

Without some commentary from you, though, it's just bragging. ;)

Did you enjoy it? Did she? Was it everything she hoped it would be? Would you do it again?

Fulfilling a sexual fantasy is fundamentally disappointing, because it can never live up to your mental picture. Discuss.

MikeyChalupa 01-27-2005 11:54 AM

My buddies and I at work have an expression "Well shit in my mouth and call me sweetheart" which is used in the same manned as "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle" or other similar expressions.

I think from now on I'm going to change it to "Well shit in my mouth and call me WS6_KID".

Seriously though, I think a disclaimer on the topic would have been nice. Whatever works for you, just not the thing for a very large majority of the TFP.

-Mikey

cameroncrazy822 01-27-2005 11:57 AM

TURDS.... it's whats for dinner.



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Blaspheme 01-27-2005 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyChalupa
Seriously though, I think a disclaimer on the topic would have been nice.

You think that a topic like "Scat part 2, violated with extreme prejudice" is somehow insufficient as a disclaimer? :D

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

Without some commentary from you, though, it's just bragging. ;)

Did you enjoy it? Did she? Was it everything she hoped it would be? Would you do it again?

Fulfilling a sexual fantasy is fundamentally disappointing, because it can never live up to your mental picture. Discuss.

I did enjoy it, on a psychological level it was a rush. Kind of a surreal "is this actually gonna happen" My heart was beating extremely fast and extremely hard leading up to the moments when it started happening. I cant deny it and say that some part of me didnt enjoy it. She LOVED it, of course she immediatly asked after clean up if we could do this regularly and I said We can wok up to it, but i'm gonna need a few days to recoup. She said it was everything she wanted it to be, after being a little shy she said she got over it and released her inhibitions (theres a joke in there some where) From there she stated it was euphoric. I will do it again, but I really wasnt prepared for just how nasty it was. It exceeded what I could have previously comprehended on my own..... Like a life and death situation you get to know the real you, this was the same in a sense. Really awakening.

Sweetpea 01-27-2005 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaspheme
You think that a topic like "Scat part 2, violated with extreme prejudice" is somehow insufficient as a disclaimer? :D

That's what *I* was thinking :lol:

Glory's Sun 01-27-2005 12:07 PM

I'm trying to figure out how she got pleasure from <i>shitting in your mouth</i> does she enjoy humilation(ing)?

Charlatan 01-27-2005 12:14 PM

How does anything turn anyone on... How do some guys get off wearing women's panties... It's just the way some people are wired...


Oddly, thinking about it, the kinkiest part of all this, for me, was that she ate her own scat...

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guccilvr
I'm trying to figure out how she got pleasure from <i>shitting in your mouth</i> does she enjoy humilation(ing)?

Not to this extreme normally. She's hand cuffed me a few times and used a whip but not to the point of blood or even redness for that matter she was actually quite gental....*shrug*

absorbentishe 01-27-2005 12:18 PM

Well, this would certainly be nothing I would ever do, but that's not to say what you do or did is wrong. If you enjoy your woman, and she enjoys you, and have such a relationship that you can experiment with each other like that, then that is great! Now, if you enjoyed this, and want to do it again, that's cool too. What ever you do, as long as you do it for you, and not for others pleasure!

anleja 01-27-2005 12:18 PM

You know that from now on, you will be know here as:
http://www.szym.com/scatman/scatma01.jpg

xxSquirtxx 01-27-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunchbox
I still call bullshit.

Ditto. I'm with the bullshit crowd.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...lshitmeter.gif

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 12:25 PM

LOL^......

degrawj 01-27-2005 12:26 PM

Man, I'm still amazed that you went through with that man. Scat is just something I can't even fathom doing, EVER.

I want to add something though. My respect for TFP, and this community has just sky-rocketed because of the fact that a member can talk about something like this openly. Yeah, there are some disbelievers out there. I was one at first, but after reading more of your last thread, and this one, I firmly believe that you are telling the truth, and I think it is remarkable awesome that we can discuss this humanely.

So, I want to give you MAD props WS6_KID for having the balls to share this experience with us. And I want to give big props also to the rest of the TFPers who have handled this topic maturely, either by posting constructive posts, or by NOT posting anything because of your thoughts on the subject. TFP RULES!!!!!!!!!!

bendsley 01-27-2005 12:27 PM

Quote:

If you need me, I'll be in my reading chair listening to Chopin trying my hardest to forget what I just read
I completely agree.

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by degrawj
Man, I'm still amazed that you went through with that man. Scat is just something I can't even fathom doing, EVER.

I want to add something though. My respect for TFP, and this community has just sky-rocketed because of the fact that a member can talk about something like this openly. Yeah, there are some disbelievers out there. I was one at first, but after reading more of your last thread, and this one, I firmly believe that you are telling the truth, and I think it is remarkable awesome that we can discuss this humanely.

So, I want to give you MAD props WS6_KID for having the balls to share this experience with us. And I want to give big props also to the rest of the TFPers who have handled this topic maturely, either by posting constructive posts, or by NOT posting anything because of your thoughts on the subject. TFP RULES!!!!!!!!!!

I agree. :thumbsup:

C4 Diesel 01-27-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
I've done bloodplay, piercings, bondage, toys, spanking, abstainance, roleplaying, and a slew of other "kinky" sexual exercises. I'm usually very "I'll try it once" about it. Scat is just wrong. It's out there with beastiality, rape fantasies, and other extreme sexualy depraved acts. The only way I'd do that is to save my wife or daughters life, and I definatally wouldn't enjoy it. I can't even imagine the gag response you might get from that. *shudders*

My thoughts EXACTLY. I've done a lot of sexual-related stuff, but HOLY SHIT, dude... I almost just vomited on myself from reading that, and I do NOT have a weak stomach.

At least you guys liked it...

la petite moi 01-27-2005 01:05 PM

That just....jesus...makes me nauseous.

Cimarron29414 01-27-2005 01:08 PM

(My post has nothing to do with whatever sexual satisfaction you might derive from this endeavour.) I foresee a rapid decline in your overall health if you continue to indulge in this. The health risks are astronomical and I would be doing you a tremendous disservice to say anything positive about what you have done.

I was reading a nice long article on Gastro-Intestinal parasites and viruses recently. Thinking back on that article, coupled with the news article from today regarding the transfer of viruses and bacteria through the mere act of french kissing, I can not even begin to understand why you would expose yourself to those kinds of health risks!?

Honestly, this is no different than sharing needles, or unprotected sex with STD-infected people. Actually, it is worse because the transfer of viruses and parasites is GUARANTEED in this case! It is simply a matter of whether your body will be able to fight them off or not.

Since there is probably nothing that I can say to get you to stop, I will simply hope that you have enough courage to be honest with the ER staff at your hospital as to what exactly you have been doing WHEN you get admitted. At least that way, they can properly treat you.

I'm sorry, but I'm not even going to wish you luck:(

Astrocloud 01-27-2005 01:14 PM

From Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

Quote:

She is naked, except for a long sable cape and black boots with court heels. Her only jewelry a silver ring with an artificial ruby . . . extended, waiting his kiss . . .
He is on his knees, bare as a baby . . .
Six on the buttocks, six more across the nipples . . . Some nights she's gagged him with a ceremonial sash, bound him with a gold-tasseled fourragère or his own Sam Browne. But tonight he lies humped on the floor at her feet, his withered ass elevated for the cane, bound by nothing but his need for pain, for something real, something pure . . . The clearest poetry, the endearment of greatest worth . . .
She turns, "Hold up my fur." . . . "Be careful, don't touch my skin."
Her intestines whine softly . . . A dark turd appears out the crevice, out of the absolute darkness between her white buttocks . . . he leans forward to surround the hot turd with his lips, sucking on it tenderly, licking along its lower side . . . The stink of shit floods his nose, gathering him, surrounding. . . The turd slides into his mouth, down to his gullet. He gags, but bravely clamps his teeth shut. Bread that would only have floated in porcelain waters somewhere, unseen, untasted . . .
With his tongue he mashes shit against the roof of his mouth and begins to chew, thickly now, the only sound in the room . . .
She orders him to masturbate for her . . . The Brigadier comes quickly. The rich smell of semen fills the room like smoke.
"Now go."

kolila 01-27-2005 01:24 PM

what would she say if you asked to do it to HER next time?
(id make sure id eat as much ALL-BRAN cereal as possible)


:thumbsup:

guthmund 01-27-2005 01:42 PM

That was a very.....descriptive story. I'll be perfectly honest, I almost lost it while reading this.

Obviously it's not my cup of tea, but as I've said before and will undoubtedly say again, "whatever floats your boat and turns your crank." It's evident from the story and the replies from other members that you enjoyed it and really, in the end, that's all that matters.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have this uncontrollable urge to take a shower.

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
From Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

Intersting.


Cimarron29414-point taken

Holo 01-27-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kolila
what would she say if you asked to do it to HER next time?
(id make sure id eat as much ALL-BRAN cereal as possible)


:thumbsup:


hahaahhaahah. True tho...you should definitely ask for turnabout. She really isn't in the position to say no without looking like a hypocrite. Plus I agree with a previous poster who said that you can now ask for just about anything you want after that 3somes are only the beginning after taking a loaf from her anal breadbox. Assuming this is all true it's great you found such a sick girl, and I mean that complimentarily. I've always found that as a fault with most women...they just aren't perverted enough and way too vanilla. I could totally do watersports, rape play, Edgeplay with mild bloodletting, severe consensual bondage, breathplay and gasping, maybe even puke (not eating) but feces just don't do anything for my hardon. However, I have fetishes that are disapproved by society as well so I'm not going to judge you. I salute you and hope your gf lets down all her inhibitions in your future.

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holo
hahaahhaahah. True tho...you should definitely ask for turnabout. She really isn't in the position to say no without looking like a hypocrite. Plus I agree with a previous poster who said that you can now ask for just about anything you want after that 3somes are only the beginning after taking a loaf from her anal breadbox. Assuming this is all true it's great you found such a sick girl, and I mean that complimentarily. I've always found that as a fault with most women...they just aren't perverted enough and way too vanilla. I could totally do watersports, rape play, Edgeplay with mild bloodletting, severe consensual bondage, breathplay and gasping, maybe even puke (not eating) but feces just don't do anything for my hardon. However, I have fetishes that are disapproved by society as well so I'm not going to judge you. I salute you and hope your gf lets down all her inhibitions in your future.

Well thank you :D I've heard that term twice now "too vanilla" What does this mean?

Captain Nemo 01-27-2005 02:12 PM

too vanilla i.e., just plain old sex. Fortunately my wife isn't "plain old vanilla". She thought she was until she got into the whole BDSM thing. Yippee

World's King 01-27-2005 02:15 PM

Why start with the mouth. Have her dump on your chest. If you get through that... go with your wild heart.


You're a freak.

thespian86 01-27-2005 02:45 PM

gross... thats so gross dude

Samalie 01-27-2005 02:47 PM

OK, I'm not gonna judge or anything, but you got a better gag reflex than me man.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go vomit.

Manuel Hong 01-27-2005 02:49 PM

[long slow whistle....puts dinner back in fridge, uneaten...]

man, you guys really gotta be in love to do that.

skinnymofo 01-27-2005 02:51 PM

you guys all cant be serious about gagging just reading the story?
i was laughing too hard (no offense WS, but it was funny) imagining some poor guy getting sprayed on, (incidently, the southpark where butters has shit blown in his face in the dog pound was on lastnite so maybe that helped.)
I agree with the King too and starting on the chest would of been a much better idea, maybe take some penicillin before doing this again?
all aside bravo for going through with it. you are much more something than i (adventerous maybe?)

Evil Milkman 01-27-2005 02:56 PM

Dude. I still say...

Gross. No.

SiNai 01-27-2005 03:37 PM

Ha.

With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop. That's the way it always was, we did some adventuring, some anal, etc..

This is.. really gross to me. But hey, whatever gets you off.

WS6_KID 01-27-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiNai
Ha.

With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop.


I used to think that wayy to once upon a time, thank god I let that go or else I would have been in for a RUDE AWAKENING yesterday :eek:

tecoyah 01-27-2005 03:57 PM

I say.....we do not allow Scat here in the forums.

After some debate......this must go.


re-opened at your request

toxic515 01-27-2005 05:59 PM

Whether or not it's a true story is immaterial... You put it out there in hopes that people would read and respond, and I suspect that your goal has been fulfilled. Go where you will, do what you will. Initiate no force. That being said... It's not for me, I fail to find any win-win situation there, but hey.. knock your socks off...

<<Trying to eat my spaghetti and avoid any mental pictures..

miggity99 01-27-2005 06:49 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Hardknock 01-27-2005 06:52 PM

Whatever floats your boat man...

Anomaly_ 01-27-2005 07:12 PM

Bogus. In the extremely unlikely case it isn't, have fun dealing with wonderful things like typhoid fever.

deve 01-27-2005 07:27 PM

you better dump on her now too.

Beanie 01-27-2005 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deve
you better dump on her now too.

HAHA yes!! payback lol

Rdr4evr 01-27-2005 07:41 PM

next thing she's going to want to piss on you to wash away the crap she just took on your face.

omega2K4 01-27-2005 07:55 PM

I, too, have just threw up a little in my mouth.

saltfish 01-27-2005 09:29 PM

Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?

Would you not have done it if you were not high?

mojodragon 01-28-2005 04:54 AM

I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.

PhilMcGroin 01-28-2005 06:20 AM

sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)

Phil

Tophat665 01-28-2005 06:40 AM

Dude,
I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks! :thumbsup:

While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.

C4 Diesel 01-28-2005 08:01 AM

I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.

Powderedmaggot 01-28-2005 08:22 AM

Could be bullshit but then again some people get off on this shit. IMO that is some fucked up shit.

WS6_KID 01-28-2005 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saltfish
Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?

Would you not have done it if you were not high?

Good question. I would have done it either way, however smoking REALLY helped me keep it together. In the future I believe I will definatly smoke a blunt or two before doing this again.

WS6_KID 01-28-2005 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojodragon
I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.


LMFAO^ You should have taken the blue pill.


Quote:

Originally Posted by PhilMcGroin
sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)

Phil

This kind of car :) Sprayin more juice than tropicana http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...tiac-black.gif


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Originally Posted by Tophat665
Dude,
I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks! :thumbsup:

While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.


Thanks :cool:

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Originally Posted by C4 Diesel
I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.


Amen to that.

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Originally Posted by f6twister
Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.

Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again? :rolleyes:

Well we discussed it in depth last night and yes it will be something that we do again. Tonight or tomorrow actually.


"You need people like me, so you can point your finger and say thats the bad guy" :thumbsup:

f6twister 01-28-2005 08:42 AM

Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.

Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again? :rolleyes:

Carno 01-28-2005 08:55 AM

I happened to be eating some chocolate when I was reading this, and I almost barfed....


Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....

stonegrody 01-28-2005 09:19 AM

Well...that's one less thing I'll be able to eat for breakfast...

http://www.toysrgus.com/images-food/...fs-sticker.jpg

Thanks :thumbsup:

georges 01-28-2005 10:17 AM

farted as i read that..not nice images with added smells. christ. ah well...enjoy it if you do then..can't see the pleasure in eating shit though to be honest.
I'll turn to a phrase here:
whatever turns you on.

georges 01-28-2005 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Carn
Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....

I know...hard to believe - doesn't seem right to me. :rolleyes:

miggity99 01-28-2005 10:38 AM

I can't even enjoy a good shit now!

Must think of something else...

nickynicole 01-28-2005 01:04 PM

I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.

WS6_KID 01-28-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickynicole
I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.

The answers to those questions are contained in the first thread :D

TNJ4555 01-28-2005 01:43 PM

All I can say is:
Chicks dig dudes with dysentery

ShaniFaye 01-28-2005 05:08 PM

I cooked up a big pot of chili for dinner.....it was really good....then I sat down to catch up on two days worth of tfp (since I've been bedridden all week).

the chili doesnt taste as good the 2nd time around :(

spincycle0 01-28-2005 05:40 PM

All i can say is, you're a hell of a lot more adventurous than I am. Now go to the doctor.

RoboBlaster 01-28-2005 06:00 PM

Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?

Suave 01-28-2005 06:15 PM

What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.

Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.

irseg 01-28-2005 06:33 PM

She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said.

Under normal curcumstances I'd say that what goes on in the privacy of one's own bedroom and hurts nobody else is nobody else's business.

But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.

soccerchamp76 01-28-2005 07:19 PM

This is not something that you should continue. There are so many diseases and bacteria in feces. If you do not get sick the first time, you will eventually.

JumpinJesus 01-28-2005 07:40 PM

That it comes out of an ass is our body's way of telling us it is something our body does not want or need. I can't imagine putting it back in my mouth after my body already tried to get rid of it.

Plus, poo is stinky.

Suave 01-28-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irseg
She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said.

There is no such thing as the "correct" response. And of the ranking of "correctness" which could be given to responses, I'd say yours ranks pretty low.

Quote:

But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.
It is not physically healthy behaviour at all. Neither is drinking, smoking, or living in an urban centre. If you're speaking mentally, well just give me a couple of seconds... *calls the thought police*

SVT01Cobra 01-28-2005 08:52 PM

Damn, no matter HOW hot or perfect a girl is, I would NEVER let her crap on me or IN my mouth, I'd be finding a new girl ASAP.(if i could even look at one after that)
I do NOT find shit sexy at all.

If that's your thing, that's your thing, more power to you.
But in my opinion, that's just plain wrong.

Irishsean 01-29-2005 12:46 AM

Now this is some fucked up shit...

It's either some really in depth thought-out bullshit, or you have some serious self-worth issues you should seek help for if you let someone do that to you. Why would you let someone intentionally do something to you that could easily cause long lasting harm?

WS6_KID 01-29-2005 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboBlaster
Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?

It taste like a warm snickers bar you left in your car but only no sweet taste and no peanuts. Roughly the same consistancy aswell but softer in texture.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suave
What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.

Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.

You aint lying, i've had cooking that was worse :eek:

MoonDog 01-29-2005 09:10 AM

OK, at BEST I would allow for a Cleveland Steamer, but I better be in for some anal sex afterwards! Given the health risks recognized by experts in the act of not washing your hands enough after going to the bathroom, and then serving/preparing food, shaking hands, etc...whew!

Hepatitis, e.coli, intestinal parasites...nope, too much risk factor. And I already push the envelope when I rim my wife's ass on occasion!

Dude, if this is for real, you must ABSOLUTELY monitor your health and be honest with medical people if you get really sick and need treatment. The faster they can get on the trail of an e.coli problem, the better chance of you going home.

degrawj 01-29-2005 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suave
There is no such thing as the "correct" response. And of the ranking of "correctness" which could be given to responses, I'd say yours ranks pretty low.


It is not physically healthy behaviour at all. Neither is drinking, smoking, or living in an urban centre. If you're speaking mentally, well just give me a couple of seconds... *calls the thought police*


very good point Suave. to be perfectly honest, i think that someone who tries scat every once and a while, is better off health wise in the long run than somebody who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.

chickentribs 01-29-2005 09:50 AM

Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

degrawj 01-29-2005 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickentribs
Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.


also a very good point.

Demeter 01-29-2005 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickentribs
Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

In the original posting we were asked our opinion. If it wasn't wanted, I'm sure he wouldn't have asked.

I'm beginning to think our collective disgust (albeit a few...) was probably a turn-on & motivator for WS6_KID.

chickentribs 01-29-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demeter
In the original posting we were asked our opinion. If it wasn't wanted, I'm sure he wouldn't have asked.

I'm beginning to think our collective disgust (albeit a few...) was probably a turn-on & motivator for WS6_KID.

Demeter, I went back to his first post in this thread, and I concede that TFP was drug into his bedroom, and I agree it was probably intentional. WS6_KID posts a thread explaining what would happen and wants opinion's on the idea of it, which were resoundingly negative - and then comes back with what could be a detailed Penthouse letter spelling out every messy detail. Simple and condescending is probably exactly what KID was hoping for. Clever -

I take back what I said KID, you filthy beast. (is that better?) :confused:

kolila 01-29-2005 01:10 PM

"Insert 'thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg'"

Blackthorn 01-29-2005 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cameroncrazy822
TURDS.... it's whats for dinner.

Advertisement brought to you by the National Committee for Poopgobblers

LMAO!! :lol:.....now there's a new term I never expected to hear. Poopgobblers....yuck. And for the record were it not for this bit of humor I'm sort of sorry I opened this thread. :( It's a different world out there and some things I'm better off not knowing.

WS6_KID 01-29-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickentribs
Demeter, I went back to his first post in this thread, and I concede that TFP was drug into his bedroom, and I agree it was probably intentional. WS6_KID posts a thread explaining what would happen and wants opinion's on the idea of it, which were resoundingly negative - and then comes back with what could be a detailed Penthouse letter spelling out every messy detail. Simple and condescending is probably exactly what KID was hoping for. Clever -

I take back what I said KID, you filthy beast. (is that better?) :confused:

MUCH BETTER :thumbsup:



:confused:

degrawj 01-29-2005 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kolila
"Insert 'thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg'"

how's this?

http://www.mousira.furtopia.org/New%...f/mousira2.JPG

bing bing 01-29-2005 10:29 PM

The best thing about this thread is its hilarious title.

Sage 01-30-2005 12:16 AM

given the massive outbreak of hepatitis that happened last year with the green onions and the resturant worker that didn't wash his hands well....

i think that it will bring you two closer to share something this intimate, just be responsible about it. i work in a hospital lab and our microbiology department has me scared to death of even drinking unfiltered water because of the gook in animal poo. be VERY careful with eating feces- they're just not part of a healthy diet! also, if you do get sick, DO tell the ER staff what's going on, because you can die from a lot of the intestinal microbes if they're not treated correctly.

I do wonder, however, at you saying that you'd feel the need to smoke up before doing this. if you were truly into what you were doing, wouldn't you be able to do it without any help? it's like saying that you'd have to drink a few beers before you felt comfortable having sex with your GF- and that would be warning bells right away. Just an opnion.

good luck :thumbsup:

flamingdog 01-31-2005 05:33 AM

Man... How the hell did you look her in the eye after that? If I was you, I don't think things would ever be the same again. Then again, I wouldn't be sitting there picking the tomato seeds out of my teeth like you are.

Not that I'm looking to rain on your parade, I can understand the rush of it, but reading these two threads has opened my eyes to the amount of nastiness present in one's poo. And poo that old and fermented... in your mouth...

I have to salute your cajones in doing it, and applaud your desire to please your woman... But then again, I have to wonder what could be behind it from her point of view, especially as she went out of her way to save it up and eat bulky food so it would be the biggest, most disgusting movement she could manage.

Something about that, coming from someone who says they love you, seems a bit rich to me, and I'm not just talking about the flavour.


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