Curve to the left, right, or straight as an arrow? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

boredom · 11-30-2004, 03:52 PM

mines straight but its more like a buldge

SilverScooter · 11-30-2004, 04:14 PM

it really depends on who's looking at it...

...zing

Coppertop · 11-30-2004, 04:21 PM

Mine tends to point towards my girl, kinda like a plant growing towards the light.

Cadwiz · 11-30-2004, 04:24 PM

Are you right or left handed? I have always thought there might be a correlation between curve direction and dominant hand. HA HA! You know what I'm sayin'? Right handed btw, and to the left as I see it.

aktornado · 11-30-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Coppertop

Mine tends to point towards my girl, kinda like a plant growing towards the light.

Maybe that's why... she does generally take the right side of the bed...

I'm seriously curious though. I don't think I know of a single other person who claims to have a righty.

SiNai · 11-30-2004, 05:08 PM

Left curve. Quite a bit..

mikey4fingaz · 11-30-2004, 05:35 PM

mine curves a little to the left, and im right handed. so maybe its opposite like how the right side of the brain controls the function of the left side.. i think.

Ramallah · 11-30-2004, 05:50 PM

Mine actually has a bit of a downward curve, which makes it good for doggy style and reverse cowgirl. Which is cool because those are my two favorite positions

omid · 11-30-2004, 05:51 PM

straight as an arrow.

Devoid · 11-30-2004, 06:04 PM

Mine's straight.

Rdr4evr · 11-30-2004, 06:33 PM

Mine is perfectly straight......

im2smrt4u · 11-30-2004, 06:39 PM

Straight as an arrow.

MacGuyver · 11-30-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadwiz

Are you right or left handed? I have always thought there might be a correlation between curve direction and dominant hand. HA HA! You know what I'm sayin'? Right handed btw, and to the left as I see it.

This is really true in my p.o.v. because of muscle memory in your cock. If you use the right hand alot when you masturbate, I think that muscles on the left side of your shaft will be tighter from the pull of your fingers. Personally, I used to use either hand and I was straight as an arrow. Then I started using the right alot and developed alittle curvature to the left. It's why I think the theory is true. So to correct curvature, just use the opposite hand, I guess.

aktornado · 11-30-2004, 07:25 PM

scott_p_1 · 11-30-2004, 07:40 PM

My flaccid curve is to the left. I also have a downward curve too, which the ladies seem to like.

MacGuyver · 11-30-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aktornado

I don't think I even know how to masterbate with my left hand.... yet I curve to the right.

Eh, maybe I'm just full of shit? I dont know.

sammy776 · 11-30-2004, 09:10 PM

straight as an arrow. may be alittle up. hold on let me get it out of my gf. yep straight and up a bit

imkeen · 11-30-2004, 09:51 PM

Straight as an arrow...and i'm pretty consistent with using my right-hand...

aktornado · 11-30-2004, 10:02 PM

skinnymofo · 11-30-2004, 10:12 PM

mine is curved up a little

ratbastid · 12-01-2004, 09:29 AM

Way straight. No curve at all.

bendsley · 12-01-2004, 09:37 AM

straight as an arrow

dman2 · 12-01-2004, 09:58 AM

Not sure, but I will definitely check later. I am at work now. I could go to the bathroom and get it up to see. Then I could participate in the thread about masterbating in strange places. Wait a minute, I have already done it there and while at my desk with two other people within in viewing range.

Zeraph · 12-01-2004, 10:21 AM

Straight from looking down. Goes slightly to the left, right handed.

Averett · 12-01-2004, 10:25 AM

Boys are weird.

vox_rox · 12-01-2004, 10:36 AM

It's perfectly straight, usually hard, with a really nice colour and texture, smooth to the touch, and always happy when being touched.

There, probably more information than you need, but there it is nonetheless.

Peace,

Pierre (w/erection)

absorbentishe · 12-01-2004, 10:38 AM

To my right, and she loves it, hits all the right spots, I guess.

angeltek · 12-01-2004, 10:40 AM

Mine Curves Upwards....

mo42 · 12-01-2004, 11:15 AM

Slightly left, slightly up.

unregistered092 · 12-01-2004, 11:20 AM

straight and up

Slavakion · 12-01-2004, 11:25 AM

Straight. There's no curve, but he points up slightly.

CandleInTheDark · 12-01-2004, 11:49 AM

Right, but not curved.

Coppertop · 12-01-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Averett

Boys are weird.

Ramallah · 12-01-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Averett

Boys are weird.

One of your boobs is bigger than the other.

tooth · 12-01-2004, 01:43 PM

To the left, and up just a bit. I always attributed it to masturbation. But it could have just been coincidence, as I started masturbating pretty regular, throughout my growth stage of puberty. <shrug>

Coppertop · 12-01-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tooth

But it could have just been coincidence, as I started masturbating pretty regular, throughout my growth stage of puberty. <shrug>

You and everyone else.

Furry · 12-01-2004, 02:15 PM

I wonder what the genetics behind all this is? Is there a dominant gene for straight? What are the advantages of curvature? (Apart from being able to hit good spots)

hockeeguy19 · 12-01-2004, 09:48 PM

straight as an arrow

littlebighead · 12-02-2004, 02:27 AM

Straight as an arrow, but now that look at it, there's a very slight counter-clockwise "roll" to it. Is this from years of right-handed masturbation?

11-30-2004, 03:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
aktornado Tilted	Curve to the left, right, or straight as an arrow? xx Last edited by aktornado; 02-19-2009 at 04:47 PM..

11-30-2004, 03:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
boredom Insane Location: California	mines straight but its more like a buldge __________________ Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys? Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief. Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad. Wiggum: But they seem so happy! -- ``Bart the Murderer''

11-30-2004, 04:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
SilverScooter Upright	it really depends on who's looking at it... ...zing __________________ and that's the end of that chapter...

11-30-2004, 04:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cadwiz Insane Location: work	Are you right or left handed? I have always thought there might be a correlation between curve direction and dominant hand. HA HA! You know what I'm sayin'? Right handed btw, and to the left as I see it. __________________ Semper Fi

11-30-2004, 05:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
SiNai Dreams In Digital Location: Iowa	Left curve. Quite a bit.. __________________ I can't seem to remember now What it was like- to live life, before you.. symbiont

11-30-2004, 04:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Mine tends to point towards my girl, kinda like a plant growing towards the light.

11-30-2004, 05:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
mikey4fingaz Upright Location: tallahassee...:(	mine curves a little to the left, and im right handed. so maybe its opposite like how the right side of the brain controls the function of the left side.. i think. __________________ "The road to nowhere leads to me." "Some kind of.... Bubba Hotep" - Elvis

11-30-2004, 05:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ramallah Tilted Location: Louisiana	Mine actually has a bit of a downward curve, which makes it good for doggy style and reverse cowgirl. Which is cool because those are my two favorite positions

11-30-2004, 05:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
omid Crazy Location: Aliso Viejo, California	straight as an arrow. __________________ Kick butt buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said. The good times are killing me. Jaws clenching tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say? The good times are killing me.

11-30-2004, 06:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Devoid Psycho Location: Floating amongst the ether	Mine's straight. __________________ We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations. - Inignot

11-30-2004, 06:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Mine is perfectly straight......

11-30-2004, 06:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
im2smrt4u Beer Aficionado Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA	Straight as an arrow. __________________ Starkizzer Fan Club - President & Founder

11-30-2004, 07:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
aktornado Tilted	xx Last edited by aktornado; 02-19-2009 at 04:55 PM..

11-30-2004, 07:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
scott_p_1 Crazy	My flaccid curve is to the left. I also have a downward curve too, which the ladies seem to like.

11-30-2004, 09:10 PM	#18 (permalink)
sammy776 Upright	straight as an arrow. may be alittle up. hold on let me get it out of my gf. yep straight and up a bit

11-30-2004, 10:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	mine is curved up a little

12-01-2004, 09:29 AM	#22 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Way straight. No curve at all.

12-01-2004, 09:37 AM	#23 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	straight as an arrow __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

12-01-2004, 10:25 AM	#26 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Boys are weird. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

11-30-2004, 09:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
imkeen Insane	Straight as an arrow...and i'm pretty consistent with using my right-hand...

11-30-2004, 10:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
aktornado Tilted	ll Last edited by aktornado; 02-19-2009 at 05:07 PM..

12-01-2004, 09:58 AM	#24 (permalink)
dman2 Insane Location: Georgia	Not sure, but I will definitely check later. I am at work now. I could go to the bathroom and get it up to see. Then I could participate in the thread about masterbating in strange places. Wait a minute, I have already done it there and while at my desk with two other people within in viewing range. __________________ I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble

12-01-2004, 10:21 AM	#25 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Straight from looking down. Goes slightly to the left, right handed.

12-01-2004, 10:36 AM	#27 (permalink)
vox_rox Psycho Location: Comfy Little Bungalow	It's perfectly straight, usually hard, with a really nice colour and texture, smooth to the touch, and always happy when being touched. There, probably more information than you need, but there it is nonetheless. Peace, Pierre (w/erection)

12-01-2004, 10:38 AM	#28 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	To my right, and she loves it, hits all the right spots, I guess.

12-01-2004, 10:40 AM	#29 (permalink)
angeltek Crazy Location: Regina, sk, Canada	Mine Curves Upwards....

12-01-2004, 11:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
mo42 Insane Location: California	Slightly left, slightly up. __________________ It's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

12-01-2004, 11:20 AM	#31 (permalink)
unregistered092 Tilted	straight and up

12-01-2004, 11:25 AM	#32 (permalink)
Slavakion Mjollnir Incarnate Location: Lost in thought	Straight. There's no curve, but he points up slightly.

12-01-2004, 11:49 AM	#33 (permalink)
CandleInTheDark Addict Location: Where the music's loudest	Right, but not curved. __________________ Where there is doubt there is freedom.

12-01-2004, 01:43 PM	#36 (permalink)
tooth Addict	To the left, and up just a bit. I always attributed it to masturbation. But it could have just been coincidence, as I started masturbating pretty regular, throughout my growth stage of puberty. <shrug>

12-01-2004, 02:15 PM	#38 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	I wonder what the genetics behind all this is? Is there a dominant gene for straight? What are the advantages of curvature? (Apart from being able to hit good spots) __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

12-01-2004, 09:48 PM	#39 (permalink)
hockeeguy19 Upright	straight as an arrow

12-02-2004, 02:27 AM	#40 (permalink)
littlebighead Upright Location: Berkeley, CA	Straight as an arrow, but now that look at it, there's a very slight counter-clockwise "roll" to it. Is this from years of right-handed masturbation?