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Ovenall 12-17-2004 09:26 PM

What celebrity/famous person would give the best head?
 
Personally, I'm thinking Jennifer Aniston. Anybody else ever thought about this?

high_way 12-17-2004 09:38 PM

angelia jolie...

Ovenall 12-17-2004 09:40 PM

Angelina Jolie has the big lip thing going on... but she's a little too cold seeming for me. Hot as hell though.

Ovenall 12-17-2004 10:01 PM

c'mon people... I see many viewing but no one replying. Who have you most fantasized about giving you a blowjob?

As far as facials go, I'd most like to plaster Nicole Kidman. As of tonight.

skinnymofo 12-17-2004 10:07 PM

youve changed the subject now
as for the best? id have to say probably a pornstar of some sort or ****shudders****
cher seems like she could *shiver* handle her own with a cock in her face
as for id most like to recieve from? probably jennifer anniston although id hate to ruin her face with a glob of juice all over it

Ovenall 12-17-2004 10:11 PM

"ruin"? I'd say improve. And I bet Cher would be pretty good too...

FlatLand Flyer 12-17-2004 10:13 PM

Agelina Jolie. She seems like she would be a nasty one in the sack too.

a-j 12-17-2004 10:26 PM

Jamie Pressly

high_way 12-17-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ovenall
Angelina Jolie has the big lip thing going on... but she's a little too cold seeming for me. Hot as hell though.

i like the fact that she is cold seeming...

Ovenall 12-17-2004 10:31 PM

Yeah, but does cold = good c**ksucker? Not convinced, especially from my personal experience. (not with angelina, unfortunately)

snowy 12-17-2004 10:31 PM

Alan Rickman. You know what they say about men with big noses.

Ovenall 12-17-2004 10:33 PM

Who the hell is alan rickman?

a-j 12-17-2004 10:40 PM

Quick googling reveals Alan Rickman as Hans from Diehard also Metatron from Dogma. Those are the two movies I recognized him from anyways.

aa1037 12-17-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a-j
Jamie Pressly

i second that one!

godxzilla 12-17-2004 11:01 PM

kate hoth :)

snowy 12-17-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a-j
Quick googling reveals Alan Rickman as Hans from Diehard also Metatron from Dogma. Those are the two movies I recognized him from anyways.

Nice work. He was also Prof. Snape in Harry Potter.

ledsam 12-17-2004 11:08 PM

Drew Barrymore seems like the kind of woman that loves to give head, but maybe that's just me.

SPQR 12-17-2004 11:17 PM

Natalie Portman. And I'd return the favor. :thumbsup:

Blasphemy. 12-18-2004 01:33 AM

Scarlett Johansson. She is so beautiful.

K-Wise 12-18-2004 04:47 AM

I can't believe you people having witnessed the things she's said, and kissing her brother, and the men she's been with that Angelina Jolie would somehow become "cold" and unwilling to perform a blowjob with the most fabulous pair of lips to ever grace such a gorgeous specimen of the female species.

Angelina Jolie fuckin hands down! But there are many women who'm I'd love to get a BJ from.

Asta!!

Psycho Dad 12-18-2004 05:10 AM

While I wouldn't want the bitch in the same room with my pecker, I'd bet Courtney Love could suck start a Harley.

Stick 12-18-2004 05:38 AM

I've got no class whatsoever. I'd let Courtney Love suck the snot from my balls.
Actually, I'd like Cyndi Lauper and Courtney Love to double up on me. Then after I've shot my load I can watch them punch fuck out of each other.

ScottKuma 12-18-2004 05:46 AM

I think Kate Beckinsale would do quite well. Besides which, she's so hot I'd drink her bathwater.

ShaniFaye 12-18-2004 06:14 AM

Another vote for Alan Rickman......and I have NO problem volunteering to find out either :lol:

he just doesnt seem the type to have a hard fast flicky tongue....he seems like he'd do it slooooow, the way I require :)

here is a nice picture of him I have stored away
http://www.celticdesade.com/alan01.jpg

aintyoboyfriend 12-18-2004 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a-j
Jamie Pressly


I'll third that. She's always been sort of a "bad" girl, and she is hot as hell.

toxic515 12-18-2004 06:24 AM

Monica Lewinsky, because there's none better than a lass that WANTS to do it.:-D .. this was about who we thought would do it well, not who we wanted to stick our willies in, wasn't it?

KungFuGuy 12-18-2004 01:10 PM

angelina jolie was the first name to come to mind. i'd like to recieve it from natalie portman, but would she be really good at it? well it'd probably be good for me :)

radioguy 12-18-2004 01:39 PM

paris hilton - i enjoyed the video

bookiebye 12-18-2004 04:14 PM

First to mind is Angelina Jolie, but I think Julie Roberts would perform well.

ElwoodBlues 12-18-2004 04:36 PM

I'm willing to bet Betty Boop could do a number on any dick she ran into

former newt 12-18-2004 04:50 PM

lol when i think of "dirty" girls or those who would give the best head, i wouldn't think of natalie portman...seems too classy for such a thing. but damn is she beautiful...

kate beckinsale's a good one, but angelina jolie by far.

Craven Morehead 12-18-2004 07:08 PM

Gloria Estefan - have no idea why but whenever I see her I get the impression she knows how to suck dick

robodog 12-18-2004 10:54 PM

My votes go to
angelia jolie for the lips
christina aguilara for the dirtyness
Celine dion because she could probably deep throat a pony =)

doncalypso 12-19-2004 09:39 AM

Angelina Jolie would most likely give the best blowjobs. But I agree with robodog's assessment that Christina Aguilera would also give a good blowjob because of the dirtyness factor.

jillian 12-19-2004 11:08 AM

im a girl but if i had a dick and wanted a celeb to give me head... chloe sevigny.... i saw a clip from brown bunny.. an idie film with vincent gallo where she gives him head.. i mean full on frontal nudity head.... no shadows no sheets covering him up.. full on head.. she sucks him and even swallows.. gotta give that girl credit.. gave head in a film and even swallowed

kajagoogoo 12-19-2004 08:54 PM

Angelina Jolie....no one else.

tehhappyboy 12-19-2004 10:05 PM

keira Knightly, nothing like a busty pirate lass.
http://media.big-boys.com/files01/bbpics/pic0336.jpg (funny, she looks like natalie portmant here)

Or Rachael Leigh Cook, something about the beautiful wide eyes looking coyly up at you just makes it work.
http://www.rachaelleighcook.net/imag...s_josie/01.jpg (Ooooh, three saucy ladies, longing, longing.)

And I bet Parker Posey would be a freaky minx into all manners of things known in books from india. Just a few.http://www.celebwelove.com/Parker_Po...ker_posey4.jpg (funny, she looks like neve campbell in this pic)

How can one choose.

tropple 12-20-2004 02:32 AM

I'd have to go with Jennie Garth.
http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/jennie/jennie060.jpg

Giant Hamburger 12-20-2004 03:44 PM

These two...
http://www.kissdominion.com/GNQUEEN.JPG

jimmystartup 12-20-2004 03:55 PM

I'd have to say Salma Hayek.

World's King 12-20-2004 04:20 PM

Gina Gershon.


There is no question.

Coppertop 12-20-2004 04:28 PM

I have a question: how the fuck would any of us know?

So, to answer this purely academic question, for the ladies I'd say Jolie or Gershon. It's all about the lips.

For the men, who wouldn't want a tongue like Simmons? Ask Shannon Tweed if she minds it. I'll bet she doesn't. He's gotta be one to keep the ladies pleased.

Church 12-20-2004 05:24 PM

Angelina Jolie
http://www.nabou.com/celebrities/ang...ictures_11.jpg and

Jessica Alba
http://www.sonofamosa.com/gallerie/i...ca_alba_31.jpg

PDOUBLEOP 12-21-2004 07:12 AM

Its always seemed to me that the less attractive/heavier women are the best oral performers. Its like they think they need to make up for something. I went out with a barely average looking girl once. She jumped on every opportunity to shove my cock in her mouth and did it perfectly. My suggestions for best celebrity would be some of the more average looking celebs.

longbough 12-21-2004 01:13 PM

Lena Olin
Linda Fiorentino

-not because of their looks but because of their comfort with their sexuality

by that standard I'm willing to bet Angelina Jolie gives great head (I don't consider her "cold." She's very sexual and very deep despite the "Tomb Raider" image - just watch her in "Original Sin" which was an intelligent and definitely sexual performance (just not a typically submissive sexuality)). I wouldn't put her at the top of my list because she'd probably spit it back in my face then dump me when it's over.

longbough 12-21-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Original King
Gina Gershon.

Oh yeah. I agree.

Anxst 12-21-2004 04:21 PM

My vote goes to Rose McGowan. Maybe that's just because I find her so hot in general.

I have to agree that Angelina Jolie is up there.

Also, Kate Winslet. She has sexy lips, and has stated she has an oral fixation.

Ridge 12-22-2004 06:23 AM

I'm with Radioguy, Paris Hilton would do a fine job!

sashime76 12-22-2004 06:32 AM

I've seen the Pamela/Tommy video, she is a pro at it.

powerclown 12-22-2004 06:51 AM

Big fan of Soledad O'Brien.

omid 12-22-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPQR
Natalie Portman. And I'd return the favor. :thumbsup:

yes yes yes yes yes yes.

thecoldone33 12-22-2004 02:32 PM

Shannon Elizabeth

Karkaboosh1 12-23-2004 12:56 AM

liz hurly (sp)

Fire 12-23-2004 01:54 AM

I would say liv tyler- just on general principal- but I also kinda have to agree with Cher- older, yes, but certainly gives off an aura of competence in the subject.....

GraveTaker 12-23-2004 05:34 AM

Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba
Jackie from that 70's show
The girl in "The girl next door"
Monica Bellucci
theres more but i just can't remember them right now...

energus 12-23-2004 07:28 AM

Nicole Kidman is seconded by me, as is Angelina Jolie (if only to find out if she truly as kinky as I think she is) and Aria Giovanni.

and I would like to use this moment to ask if it be worng to think that a double header with the Olson sisters would be high on the lis as well. Or would that be over the top?

edit: forgot the If I where female version. MMkay i'd say Johny Depp (seems like the freak you need for the job). Sorrie Alan Rickman does not turn me on

Locobot 12-23-2004 09:05 AM

nicole kidman? with those skinny little lips? She's hot and all but she doesn't exactly have dsls.

outdoor 12-23-2004 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robodog
Celine dion because she could probably deep throat a pony =)


Bwwwaahahahahahaa...that is not a good thing

wgheow 12-25-2004 11:34 AM

angelina jolie wud be nice...

reddleman 12-26-2004 07:45 PM

Rachel Weisz

blablabrothers 12-27-2004 12:39 PM

The desperate housewives all of them. Mostly the Latino one though

the420star 12-27-2004 04:58 PM

Tara Ried.... i dont know what i just think she would be a pro

wolfpack0102 12-27-2004 09:54 PM

Elizabeth Hurley

Nocturnal 12-28-2004 05:30 AM

Angelina Jolie without a doubt.

Strange Famous 12-28-2004 05:36 AM

um... I really have no idea which celeb would be the best dick sucker. So I'd have to chose the celeb I like the most I guess.... so that would be Katie Holmes.

kutulu 12-28-2004 09:54 AM

The two names that popped into my head before I read the comments were Dru Berrymore and Angelina Jolie.

Dingo2879 12-28-2004 10:06 AM

Kiera Knightley,
why, because she is the greatest thing since sliced bread

Cimarron29414 12-28-2004 10:14 AM

I think Sandra Bullock would be good. Don't know why.

Munku 12-28-2004 09:57 PM

Angelina Jolie.

edmos1 12-29-2004 03:38 PM

My vote goes for Chloë Sevigny


as she seems to to a good job in the new movie coming out
http://ezshare.de/files-en/176049/Ch...ny_BJ.wmv.html

MXL 12-29-2004 04:20 PM

Linda Fiorentino from MIB and Dogma would be my vote.

countingsheep 01-02-2005 01:24 PM

JOHNYDEPP AND ORLANDO BLOOM, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO, HOT BRITISH GUYS!

ibis 01-02-2005 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehhappyboy
keira Knightly, nothing like a busty pirate lass.

WHAT?? I have bigger pecks than she does breasts!

My vote would go for Jessica Simpson... nice, big mouth... and as an added bonus, we wouldn't have to hear her talk while she's down there.

http://cdj.blogs.com/words/keira_knightly1112001.jpg

Psycho Dad 01-02-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ridge
I'm with Radioguy, Paris Hilton would do a fine job!

I didn't draw that conclusion after seeing the video.

Gamer90 01-02-2005 02:51 PM

Jessica Alba
Angelina Jolie
Katie Holmes
Christina Aguilera (sp?)
Elizabeth Hurly
Jessica Biel

hambone 01-17-2005 03:44 PM

without a question, angelina jolie.

Shizukana 01-17-2005 04:16 PM

I'll fifteenth or twentieth the vote for Angelina Jolie. Roooooowr!

Lunatic 01-17-2005 04:59 PM

Id have to go with Julia Roberts or Katherine Zeta Jones.

drewpy 06-09-2005 11:10 AM

i was thinking someone different - like Oprah - she'd be the richest cock sucker in the world :)

iamabanana 06-09-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Church
Angelina Jolie

Jessica Alba

Agreed. :thumbsup:

pig 06-09-2005 04:59 PM

Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.

Without that sort of thing? Priscilla Presley. She sucked Elvis' dick? Good enough for me.

akito 06-09-2005 05:06 PM

I'm going with Jessica Alba on this one ;)

Derwood 06-12-2005 05:38 AM

No mention of Jenny McCarthy?

kajagoogoo 06-12-2005 06:15 AM

jolie

or

smsguy 06-12-2005 07:16 AM

George W, then maybe our lovely Sec of State.

TM875 06-12-2005 08:34 AM

Katie Holmes...she has the perfect mix of "innocent" girl along with the dirtiness that it would require.


Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and now Katie Holmes...Tom Cruise is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet...

optik_nerve 06-12-2005 09:07 AM

Wow, after reading through all of these no mentions of Fairuza Balk?

She can have my vote, along with Angelina Jolie and/or Jamie Pressley.

amge 06-12-2005 10:02 PM

It has to be George Michael.

hrandani 06-13-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigglet
Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.

Man. That's it. We have a winner.

Seriously, I'd have to pick someone I don't have any respect for. Like Ashley Simpson.

Dizzet 06-13-2005 02:27 AM

Nathalie portman... And she has to have her star wars costume on...

every nerds dream

alinn 06-14-2005 10:19 AM

Gina Gershon hands down

BalloonKnots 06-14-2005 12:56 PM

Katherine Heigl...look at those lips :crazy:

http://www.kheigl.com/images/magazin...112004/kh6.jpg

muckluck 06-14-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
While I wouldn't want the bitch in the same room with my pecker, I'd bet Courtney Love could suck start a Harley.

:lol: I fucking second this! Natalie Portman would be awesome to get head from, but she's too beautiful. I would be scared or just feel bad. Courtney Love is a person I have no respect for, so why not her?

ganon 06-15-2005 08:54 AM

man, right now I would settle for just about any celebrity chick. but if I could look down and see some gorgeous eyes looking back at me, with that knowing "i am sucking your cock, and enjoying it" look, it would have to be catherine bell from JAG. she puts me in the hurtlocker big time!

tres 06-15-2005 09:18 AM

You all make some very good points... but I'm going with keira Knightly and Natalie Portman... Damn they are smokin.....

Johnny Pyro 07-03-2005 05:35 AM

Uhmm.....Natalie Portman. I don't know. I got a thing for her. :thumbsup:

bubonico 07-03-2005 06:08 AM

Angelina Jolie was definitely first to come to mind. Damn sexy lips.

I think Sheryll Crow looks like she could suck a damn good cock.

Anybody ever seen Heather from www.deapthroat.com? That chick can suck a dick.

Roark 07-03-2005 07:12 AM

Top three would have to be Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellalouchi, and Christina Aguleria

IC3 07-03-2005 07:24 AM

I would be her puppet and she would be my master :D
http://s12.skins.be/pics/AngelinaJolgiig9_01_1024.jpg

cellophanedeity 07-03-2005 08:19 AM

I'm kind of frightened at how a lot of people in here want someone they have no respect for to give them head...

I'd like to recieve from Johnny Depp... I'm a fan of his in general, but I think he'd be great in bed... as long as you didn't mention any of his films to him, 'cause I'd be afraid he'd "become" whatever character he was in that movie. (Just like his interviews!)

I'd love to give to Natalie Portman... She looks sweet and delicate, but somehow strong. I'd love to taste....


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