How much of a perv are you?
 

On a scale of 1 to 10, what are you?

I think I'm a ten, and I'm not giving details. Should that automatically qualify me a nine, or am I allowed to be a private perv?

I am only a pervert to people who think my acts could be a perversion.

Short answer, probably at least a 5. ;)

And yes pinkie, you can be as private a perv as you want. It just means we're allowed to think the worst. :D

Oh, I'm a 10 for sure.

I also think that most everyone is and don't admit it, even to themselves. I think there are lots of things we wouldn't want folks to know. I'm pretty opened minded, but live in a fairly conservative world. Oh sure, my wife's aware of some things, but there are some that would probably shock her. I also think that everyone has sexual fantasies. I heard numerous people deny this, and I always call BS on them. I think it's just inherent to our sexual make-up. My wife for example denies it. Yet for some reason, whenever we watch a Sean Connery movie, I'm guaranteed to have my brains screwed out. She can't tell old Sean is pounding away on her. :lol: I'm comfortable the way I am, I figure it's everyone else that uptight about it.

Regards

You might get close that way... ;)

i guess im in the average range whatever that is (4-6?). When I see a hot girl I check her out but thats about the extent, I don't think of all kinda of kinky stuff I would do with them. I like porn though and I look that up a fair bit so I guess that is kinda pervy.

maybe 2 or 3?

I am, I think, pretty orthodox in my desires and actions.

But it depends on how you define perv I guess.

hmmm... 7 i think

I used to think I could set the pervert standard but then I met a guy at work who could literally run for the world's biggest perv. He's got a huge porn collection of videos, magazines, and now digital images. He's never seen a human he wouldn't boink. The guy's got one switch and it's always on. Relative to that as a standard I'm about a 7 (or maybe a 6.9 :lol: ). Throwing him out as the extreme I'd say I'm a 9. Depending on what sort of scale you are using you could say I'm somewhere between 6 & 9.

I'm probably a 4.

There are a LOT of things I would do, and a lot more I fantasize about, but of the truly sick and disgusting things I've heard and seen? I am no more than a three or four on the perversion scale and would be very surprised if it wasn't the same for the rest of you. There are some disturbingly pathetic people out there. Imagine the most sickening thing you can and there is somebody, somewhere that enjoys it!

There are two ways to answer this question. Is it, "How deviant are your interests?", or is it, "How frequent or pervasive are your sexual thoughts or interests?"

If you go by the first, I'm probably about a 5. If the second, 10 isn't high enough.

A perv, yes, i admit that i probably am, though it must be said that i don't mean to be and mean to cause no offense in being one. You are what you are, put me down as a 9 because i'm the best kind of perv - the happy one.

pinkie, how about we just split the dif, and give you a pat 9.5. ;)

I probably fall between 6 and 7. I'll say 6.5.

I would say about 5-6. I have a good imagination but can't do most of what I think about due to location and status restrictions. I lose a few points for that.

I use to think I was a perv, but when you see some of the stuff people do, it knocks you down a notch. I'm not into violence/degradation, acting out rapes, s&m, dressing up as animals (furries), etc. So, I guess that puts me down to about a 6 or 7, though I would like to say I'm higher. Someone had posted a link to a kink test awhile ago. Can't remember what my score was, but it was much lower than I thought it was going to be.

That'll work. Oooo, a 6.5, hmmm? *smacks you on the butt* We'll work on you... ;)

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say I'm an 11 :D

I'd say I'm an 8, 9 at the best. :)

That's cheating!! *smacks your ass even harder than I smacked BOR* :D

I'm a 10 for sure.. A girl I hardly even know just told me to dump my girlfriend because I wouldn't have problems finding another...

I jokingly told her that my 12 inch penis scares the women away, which kinda ended that phone call pretty quick heh

Probably a 2 as far as my personal desires and frequency of them go, but I'm open to almost anything up to 10, if it's suggested.

This thread would be much more interesting if you people would tell want is "perv" about you. Just saying "Oh, I'm a 7" is boring and says almost nothing.

Oh and by the way, on my scale I'm a 8. I don't act on my thoughts and fantasies, because if I did, I would be in jail. For example, I'm really into sexy teen girls, anal play, extreme insertions, and porn of all kinds. I love those videos that show fisting and machine sex.
Do you think that makes me an 8?

Well, you can't base your level on your imagination. You have to have done REALLY PERVERTED STUFF to actually be considered a perv. Sorry if my thread is too boring for you, AS. :(

I didn't say others couldn't disclose, I just said that I'm not. I'd personally love to hear details. :p

you're only a pervert if someone knows.

With that said, I'm definately a 10... that's before you count the things that people DON'T know about.

Well, Pinkie, you could jazz it up with tales of your own! :D

By today's standards, I suppose the things I've actually done are pretty tame. Anal play, phone sex in a U.S. senator's office, having sex in other unusual places... a threesome, mild S&M, role playing, using toys, watching porn, masturbation, cyber sex, one night stands; all rather vanilla. So I'm not a perv at all if its based on actions. Oh my gosh, I've become my parents!

Definition:
To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse.

Going by that I don't think I'm a perv at all, but a religious zealot would probably rate me a 7-9

People do know... but not all.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

Aladdin Sane, you are so close! ;)

Zeraph, you know what I mean... A religious zealot would condem me for sure. :rolleyes: :(

I save that for a different forum... :eek:

Which one? Which one? I'm dying to know! :crazy:

Right now, i'm probably a 7, but it only seems to increase as i get older.

hmm..maybe an 8...i'll do ALMOST anything...

details?

i draw the line at anything past golden showers...

8 or maybe a 9 here.

I'm just a 5, I would think. I'm not constantly making sex jokes, and I'm not obsessed with sex. But I do make the occasional comment about a girl's bum, or share a little too much information about my sex life.

I'm a huge perv. at least an 8 or a 9.

Or post pics of you and your bo having sex all night long.

Talk about your gaping vagina..... ;) :D :hmm:

I'd say I'm about a 7 (no furries, no excrement, no truly weird fetishes).

Do I get an extra half-point if I ask pinkie to smack my ass? ;)

Probably a 4 on the grand scale of things. I have the sex drive of a healthy adult male(aka I'll take it whenever I can get it) but I don't have any strange fantasies or fetishes. The most perverted thing I do is oogling just about every woman I come across but even then it's nothing overt.

:thumbsup: Before meeting Lebell, a 2 or 3. Now, happily, at least a 7 and moving higher.

On a scale of one to ten I probably rank 25....

I think I'm in the 6-7 range, because I always like learning more about sex. I have a keen desire to perform lots of different positions and toys, with my wife or solo. I'm not in to S&M, degredation, or scat/golden shower like stuff. I would probably try most anything else once, at least. :-) And that's why I think I'm a 6-7.

There's been a few of the online kink and purity tests posted (these are by me, actually), in recent memory:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=54577
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=55039

5-6ish :)

amen. it's hard to think about how you classify yourself but yeah. 8 or 9 works.

MORE! HARDER! :D :o

So all of you who say you're 9-10, you all get off on having sex with labradors and having your partners shit in your mouths?

Hell, you can get an extra whole point if you invite me to watch. :D

Two redheads...smackin' ass...it don't get no bettern that. :thumbsup:

If that's the standard we're going with -- I'm a 1... I don't kiss and tell.

No begging for points!! *smack!!* *SMACK WHAP!!*

;) ;) I love your ass, lurkette... :D

Your turn *bends over*

I'm a pervert in terms of the things I fantasize about, but I don't put any of those into practice...
For example, there's a chance that I have thought about putting peanut butter on my cock and having my labrador retriever lick it off, but I didn't actually go through with it. Promise.

So I think I'm a perv.

And all this talk between Pinkie and Lurkette is making giving me a stiffy.

seeing some of the things I have seen on either Wayside or, downloads off limewire or whatever, I cannot possible give myself a 10, but damn I gotta be pretty high up there, cause it really takes alot to get me grossed out. 8-9 for sure. I think I hide alot of it cause there are not many people I know that I can share that information with cause they are too uptight.

Rock on :D

Myself, probably a 7 or 8.

There are a few things I'm not interested in (such as scat and really painful S&M), but I'm game for most everything else at least once.

No kidding.

I would probably cream my jeans right there.

I don't rate myself very high but I think most people are prudes.

"Cream my jeans..." I love that phrase.

*smacks lurkette's ass because she made Lebell cream his jeans* :D

i'd say im about a 4-5.. im too shy to be a "super" prev

i meant perv

Deviant thoughts: 8
Frequency of sexual thoughts/talking/etc: 10

I'm giving myself a 10!
But only because I'm so flexible.

Err...mentally flexible. Yeah. That's what I mean. Mentally

Vanilla is okay, but I'd rather be really naughty with the girl/girls. No scat, I'm the top, subs must obey! Does that mean I'm a 10? Probably not. I feel more like a 7 or 8.

I'm as much of a perv as you want me to be.

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Just don't ask for that tubgirl stuff and we'll be just fine. :)

We need a scale to judge the perviness

Wuts the most perverted thing you guys can think of? That should be the 10.

otherwise, numbers are useless

Ooooh, this is too much fun.

*takes aim*
*WHACK!!! right on the good round soft part*

Did I leave a good handprint? :D

I'm easily a 7 or 8. I don't believe I could ever be a perfect ten in anything as things evolve and change so much that there is always room for "improvement."

There isn't too much I haven't fantasized, seen, thought, tried, or am willing to try at least once. :crazy:

It depends on your definition of "perv".

I'd pretty much try anything not involving animals, children, or acts normally associated with a bathroom.

I'm not into major S&M stuff, but I dig blindfolds and handcuffs. A woman with a whip scares me too much. Especially if I'm naked. :lol: Plus, I'm into making love to a woman's body, not pouring hot wax on it.

Outside of that, I pretty much think about sex, oh, all the time. My libido has changed since I've gotten older. I'm not as wild as I used to be. I only wax the monkey about 4-5 times a week now.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd have to rate myself a 2. I'm a pure, virginal, innocent boy, and I really don't like engaging in conversations about sex or impurity.

No, really.

My perv quota changes on a daily basis. Some days I'm just to tired or yacky feeling to get really going. I used to think I might be a nympomaniac when I was younger (20 now) but I could just need to go to therapy. I masterbate at least once a week and have been doing it since I was like 4 yrs. old (weird huh?).

If I'm like really reved up then like anyone becomes a potential candidate for like screwing. Even though I'm a chick, if I'm really into you, then I always say sexual and provocative things to you and try to touch you and everything. I love sexual harrassing guys, I like to be the one to start things. I also like the element of surprise hence my often asked question Wanna see me naked?

I guess perverse acts varies on your definition of it. I do like being spanked while getting fingered, public places don't scare me, I like role playing and I do have rape fantasies.(but only with my choice of person, not just anyone) And even though I don't act on this fantasy, I love thinking about guys being forced to do things sexually or being uncomfortale and embarrassed. It just drives me crazy, I guess because I like shy guys?

I also always think about girls when I masterbate but haven't yet to act on this.
I don't have a big problem with anal sex but I don't like doing it because it's not very clean. S&M doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want any broken bones or punches in the face or anything like that. I'm not into anything involving poop, children or animals or people being forced to do things against their will(rape fantasy is just that a fantasy,not actually being forced)

I'm also not too much into group sex unless it was with all girls, I've been in threesomes with all men and I hated it. And putting like two girls with one guy sounds like alot of emotional strain.
So I'd say a 7.

And there was much rejoicing. :thumbsup:

6 that always sounds good mmmm 6

I really have no idea. A four maybe? It all depends on what one views as perverse. What is perverted to one is vanilla to another. I've had sex in a nightclub,with multiple girls in a night, in plenty of cars, outside, with other people in the room, oral sex, dirty talk, phone sex. Various positions of course. No role-playing, S&M, bondage, anal or anything like that. Never been spanked by midgets or suspended by golden lassos while listening to whale song and rubbed down my monkeys. Just a four I guess.

10 or higher for me.... :thumbsup:

I would have to say an 8 or 9. Most people wouldn't admit it, but i think about fucking on average 3 or 4 girls i see a day and doing them in the ass etc. :thumbsup:

i'm a 9.9 i figure. anything but s&m and animals. i have a low pain threshold when i am not in control and as much as i like pummeling and beating the crap out of people, it doesn't turn me on sexually. neither do farm animals.

chips, dips, chains, whips; stairs, chairs, ceiling fans, handcuffs, midgets, closets, shaved muffs; bedknobs, broomsticks, guys, girls, chicks with dicks; rimming, snowballs, 3somes, 4somes,and definitely moresomes; strap-ons, clap-ons, cars, bars, under the stars. etc..etc...

Suuuuuure.

Not as much as I used to be (back in the fifties)

I'd have to say that in action I am probably a 7 or 8 but in thought I am probably a 9.5 or so...

I'd draw the line at scat, incest, animals and children... But I suppose to be into those things would push you up to, at least, 15 or 20...

You say that like you don't believe me. I'm as pure as... umm.... well, let's just say I'm pure. We'll leave it at that.

Not to mention, have serious emotional issues and be in need of therapy at least. :D

9'er.....maybe a 10.....
Wild shit goes on here!

In the low 50's...

:)


Mr Mephisto

...but then you can have therapist sex... ;)

I'm an eight. It's about all I think about

I'm an 11, just like in Spinal Tap, my perv meter goes to 11. :D :thumbsup:

I constantly think about sex, with my wife, with her sisters, with my co-workers, with the women from the TFP, just about anyone.

just took that kink test scored 635 out of 700 so i guess i would have to say 9 because everything is in except kids animals and scat

I guess it's relative....most of the girls I've been with would probably say I'm a solid 8 or 9 in that I've done all the things they haven't or wouldn't. In this forum, I'd say I"m probably a 7. I've done most, and there isn't much I'd say no to at least once. I definitely draw the line at poop and blood. Unless a little blood happens to sneak out of the scratches on my back left from some roughness. That'd be okay.... ;)

6-7...higher or lower depending on the day.

I'd say that I'm at least a 9.

5 at best.
Scat/Children/Animals/Etc is a no no, but give me a pair of handcuffs, some rope, and a blind fold and i'm set.

I'd like to be a 10...but in reality...I think I only am like a 5.

Well, there isn't a description for each level on the scale but I guess I'm somewhere in the middle - 5.

Id say im about a 7

At this point in my life I'd probably be a 5 or 6.
I used to be somewhat higher on the scale, but I don't think I was ever a 10.
10 means, literally, anything goes. I draw the line at stuff that can result in permanent physical, emotional and/or psychological damage. In my hedonistic past I began to slip into some dark psychological/emotional territory with one partner in particular. In the end I decided not to cross that line.
It's still the most frighteningly intense relationship I ever had, but I don't want to go there again.
I still catch myself fantasizing about it, though.

Eleven at least

7 out of 10, I married a sweet girl so most of my perversions are mental