Thanksgiving Challenge!
 

It's time for the second annual Thanksgiving Challenge!

As some stand-up comedian (I have no recollection who he was) said, "No one has sex on Thanksgiving". There's coats all over the bed, relatives all over the house, and a full belly that no one wants to bounce on. And let's not get started on the whole L-tryptophan thing.

Anyway, we TFPers can do better than that! Make a resolution to get some action this Thursday after your big dinner! And please report back to this thread to let us know how you did.

(Non-US TFPers are free to celebrate as well; go eat a turkey sandwich or something.)

EDITS: Halx pointed out that the comedian was George Carlin. Also, phone sex and masturbation both count as "some action". And in the US, Thanksgiving is always on the fourth Thursday of November; this year, it is November 25.

Well, darn. I'll only have the opportunity on Wedsnday. My first challenge here and I can't even participate. I'll just stuff myself with food and try to forget about sex for that day.

Stupid logistics will prevent me from taking part in this challenge.

Grumble.

I'm willing to try, but ye' old battle axe probably won't be. I will try though...like I do.....everyday

Hey, I only said 'some action'. Phone sex counts if you have an orgasm.

In fact, I think simple masturbation should count as well, especially for the single folk out there.

THEN I AM SO GETTING SOME THANKSGIVING!!!!! :D

I accept your challenge, redlemon! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend's family at her parents house. That will make it difficult, but not impossible. I'm a strong believer in the honor system and will report back after the holiday. Wish me luck!

I think it was George Carlin who said that.

in that case.. go ahead and put me down in the got some category :p

In that case sign me up. I'll pass this challenge with flying colors.

I pledge to do my best. We'll be at my mother-in-law's with most of the family in tow... I'm not afraid of the fullness or the Turkey Narcolepsy. But I am a little afraid of lurkette's aunts!

Thanks Halx! Found it...

"You ever notice that you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed." - George Carlin

It's on, I lost my virginity on thanksgiving seven years ago, I have to celebrate that anniversary. :D

I'm going to try for more than just some nookie. I am going to get a little self help, just because!

I wish I could but nwlinkvxd and I will be apart the whole day.

If masturbation counts, I'll definitely be getting some.

As is, Thanksgiving at my cousins' house isn't exactly a place I look for booty. :(

d'oh, girlfriend's visiting her sister across the country, and i'm visiting family in new mexico for the thanksgiving weekend. Might not even have the opportunity to rub one out the whole weekend.

I do know that Sunday when we both get back into town we will make up for the inability to accomplish this challenge, multiple times.

I accept your challenge redlemon,
I will be definitely getting some this thanksgiving after the dinner.

Ok, what day is your Thanksgiving on? We've already had ours last month but I want to make sure i'm able to participate...

aww hell i guess i'll just have to get some every day of that week... y'know... to be safe ;)

Hopefully her aunt flo will be gone by then.

I'll get some, but just because I'm Canadian and both myself and the ol' ball and chain have the night off.

lol this topic is so funny...
well it will be hard for me since um... aunt flow has already arrived for thanksgiving =\

I'll be working on Thanksgiving, so count me out. Nice idea, though. This should be interesting...

I'm gonna split more then the wish bone.

Damnit.

No nookie for me on Thanksgiving Day... meh.

Thanksgiving is this Thursday :)

Christ, if masturbation counts, it isn't even a challenge. That's an every day event.

Now that will be a challenge.... Hmmm.. I am still trying to figure out the logistics of how this will occur. How in the heck am I supposed to pull my wife away from the kitchen? It seems to be the place where all the people gather. Ok.. more thought will be needed.

You can count on me!

Even though we don't celebrate thanksgiving here, I'll try and get some to help the team out anyways :)

Well, I'll try to do what I can, maybe when I bring her some dinner while she's at work, maybe something will "pop off" there?

Other than that, yeah, the ol' self helper always applies...

I'll do my best.

Well, my "guaranteed" hates me right now and is out of state anyways. This other girl wants some, but I'm not sure I want to ruin my favorite holiday by hanging out with her annoying ass. Unless something unexpected goes down I think I'll have to fly solo on this one. But if everybody's doing it it'll kind of be like an orgy won't it?

Hmm, i'm out... this guy didn't get laid on my side of the border's thanksgiving, and won't on the usa's either :(

I miss the days of guaranteed sex.

WHAT?! just a turkey sandwich and no sex?! NOT FAIR! :( :|

Love the tan lines on that turkey. That gets me hot! Is that wrong?

No no, the turkey is the traditional Thanksgiving meal, so in order for the non-US people to join in, I'm recommending that you eat a turkey sandwich AND THEN HAVE SEX! This challenge wouldn't be the same without you on board, Nancy! :icare:

ooooooooooh! I'm game then! :D

..except I haven't got turkey. So chicken will have to do :)

I guess not :o :o :crazy:

Ok it's past midnight and therefore officially Thanksgiving. So what's keeping you people? :p

Ah, looks like I'm gonna have to hook-up with my sex-crazed ex-girlfriend after the festivities.

Step 1) Buy a condom
Step 2) ...
Step 3) Profit!......?

well crap! my boyfriend is on the other side of the continent visiting his parents! no fair...

Mmmm...yep. Mission accomplished over here. :thumbsup: :D :crazy:

i'll also throw my name in the 'mission accomplished' my girlfriend and I were sitting in her car at the park and she decided she wanted to go down on me, and I surely wasn't stopping her.

Grrr I failed! Loverboy had to stop by a client to test his million dollar speakers and didn't return til Midnight. As for me I got a sudden migraine attack and had to take my medicine and call it an early night. Sooooo typical! *cries*

Good to hear that so many of you did pull it off :thumbsup: How about you Redlemon? Any luck? :)

Hmmm... We're still awake. ;)

Got me some good lovin' tonight! :thumbsup:

Damn! Well, if anything in the technical "Nov. 25th" span counts, then mission accomplished I suppose....but until I saw that was allowed I thought I had failed, since after thanksgiving dinner everyone appears to have gone to sleep! (read: my girlfriend did, and that's what counts)

...but if late, late thanksgiving-eve counted, woo? ;) (it's okay if it doesn't, I won't feel bad!)

the gf and i 69'd right before we went to our parents' houses to eat. much better than the traditional hors d'ouvearserse however the fuck you spell it. :)

Twice! At her parents house! Woo hoo!!! Mission accomplished.

*moonwalks out of the room*

I got it on thursday night. It wasn't thanksgiving though cause I live in Canada, eh.

Not only did I fail the challenge, my girlfriend and I broke up on Thanksgiving Day. Heh, better luck next time then. I made up for it in self-pleasuring though. :thumbsup:

Mission Accomplished.. My wife wore this new number she bought for just such an occasion. Although we just finished / beginning to cuddle again when the door started rattling...kid complaining about a nightmare (damn Harry Potter Werewolves!). She made up for it this morning tho :thumbsup:

Consider it done. And done. And done.

Consider it done, 3 times over. Once with the relatives still in the house :).

Arrrgh, I failed my own challenge. I forgot just how many relatives we had coming over, so we had a house-full and we we stuck sleeping in the large bed in our 2 year old's room, and he's a light sleeper. Plus, my wife's period started on Friday (yesterday), which means that on Thursday she was cranky, crampy, and moody. So, nothing for me.

But congrats to everyone who pulled it off!

EDIT: Just so that I don't look like a dick regarding my wife's period; on Friday, she directly said to me "Well, now I know why I had that meltdown Thursday morning, and why I'm not feeling well. Sorry about that." She wasn't expecting it for a few more days, so didn't make the connection.

Does before the festivities count? lurkette and I had a hot-but-quick round of doggie-style sex before showing our heads on Thursday morning. After T'day dinner, there was no chance.

We were in her mother's bed, if that helps...

ratbastid, that's hot. mother's beds are always..... interesting. hahah.

mission accomplished- after dinner, with nothing else to do, why not have some hot sex.........

Hey I didn't even know about the traditional issues faced on this holiday, but I succeeded anyway. Woo hoo, I'm a winner! :-)

Okay, I wasn't on all weekend, and I met my quota!

i tried! but a failure. upon coming home from the parents, there were already people sitting on my porch.

Well we managed to score before the kid got up Thurs am. It was a good thing too cause the family all didn't leave till 11:00 and hubby's parents stayed overnight Thurs night.

I didn't read this thread before Turkeyday but still got some that night. Does that count?

You might be a redneck if...

you go to family reunions to meet women!

well if masterbation counts... then mission accomplished...

... man... its been a long time since i got any other kind of action...

Mission accomplished...both before AND after the meal!! (morning wake up and later in the evening.)

Well, missed that one. hrmmm...

Oh well, better luck next time...

Well, saw no action on Thursday, having to spend the whole day at my inlaws, but the wife and I went at it Friday morning. We then went on to my parents house for a big dinner on Friday afternoon.

So, I guess you could say mission accomplished since I had two days of Thanksgiving dinners! :thumbsup:

We did it when we got home that night, does that count?

Here's what counts (since I get to make up the rules). You must do the following in order:

1. Eat Thanksgiving dinner.
2. Get some.
3. Go to sleep for the night.

It is acceptable to take a nap anywhere in the middle of these steps (except while getting some; your SO will be angry). You can change locations in the middle of these steps as well, so if you ate at your parents but banged at home, that's fine. If you are nocturnal, you can consider the 'go to sleep for the night' to read 'go to sleep in the early morning the next day'.

Getting some before dinner doesn't count. I think that covers everything...?

Does phone sex count? Thats about all I could do since she was far away.

Ok then: I win! w00t

So where's my prize?

Well if masturbaition counts then... god damn! I get some EVERY holiday.

man, i failed miserably.

triptophane and pie don't mix well with a ride on the love roller coaster, sorry guys.

You already got some. What more do you want?
And that is why it is a challenge. Better luck next year.

Okay, it's a stretch, but I live in Canada, so it's not really OUR thanksgiving. However, on the thursday, my wife and I had stand-up sex in the shower, so does that count?

Peace,

Pierre

*bump*, because it is that time of year again.

I don't think I'll be able to pull this off this year, because it looks like our 3 year old will be rooming with us. (edit: just like last year, as I reread my own thread.) But, good luck to the rest of you!

I'm cancelling thanksgiving this year.. and I see no hope of nookie for the immediate future... but since i ain't gettin' none.. I wish the rest of y'all luck.. :)

Just 'cause you aren't gettin any sex doesn't mean you shouldn't get any turkey... mmmm turkey.

Yay! the first TFP challenge I can actually participate in. I will gladly join in this fun.

I make a mighty fine turkey - now it's been a looooong while since i've had sex-- but I do recall sex being way better than turkey...

I'm boycotting my annoying family for thanksgiving... no thanksgiving at my place this year... :) YAY ME!!!!

Rotiserie chicken is good for T-day.

I'm thinking my wife and I will take up this challenge!

Shit, I can't even get laid on a normal day, much less on Thanksgiving :crazy: :lol: :|

The only way this would be a challange would be if I wanted to get laid twice. She seems to think once is enough . :|

No one likes a show off ya know... :D

Jeesh...

Will I get extra points if I use one of these?
http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/bosc...8810020901.jpg

hmmmmm.... that's a toughie. Turkey or sex? Depending on my mood it could go either way.

I believe ktspktsp and I can make this happen.. we will be at my mother's place in Seattle, but we'll have my bed to ourselves late at night... :D

It wouldn't be the first time on a Thanksgiving, but not after a huge turkey meal, so this'll be new ground for me and the wif-ee. I have a few obsticles however... I will prevail...

I just read this to JumpinJesus and he giggled saying that will be tough to do...

I don't know if it's because my parents and his daughter will be staying with us in our little apartment or if it's because I usually crash after eating because I'm tired from baking for about 2 days straight. :lol:

But since he laughed at me....I will meet this challenge. :D

Challenge accepted.
I'm definitely getting some.

I'm off in Ohio with the family for Thanksgiving, AND my girl will be on her period, so even phone sex is likely out of the question. It's a double-whammy!

Maybe I'll just get a picture of her and use my imagination...

Hehe agreed.

haha, Simon and I always have sex in our parents houses, and generally with them home.

Oh the sadness of living at home.

My Thanksgiving is going to be a bit weird this year: on Thursday we're at his grandparents' for a big meal with all of his family, and as we're not leaving town we'll be sleeping in our own bed that night ;) so easy-peasy! But on Saturday we'll be eating with my family (and spending the weekend at my parents'). So if we count Saturday as my "actual" Thanksgiving--I'll be getting some, be it in the bed or the hot tub ;) Being full won't matter so much if I'm floating anyways ;)

Well i wont be completeing the full challange i dont expect but put me in for at the very least mutual masturbation possibly oral/69, its just in tweaking plans, question is does it happen after at my house (eating at hers) at her house while her family is busy trying to stay quiet, while "saying goodnight" (our specialty, just a note any dads out there who have kids take 2 hrs to say goodnight to thier bf/gf it might not always be PG-13), possibly as the turkey is being carved under the table if things are really lax (no i did not just imagine 69 under the table i was thinking a petting session) unfortunately we are both virginal so i wont be getting any propper nookie, alas next year is 12 months away...

Well I'm screwed, its 'that time' and neither of us are into red wings.

I'll have to settle on a Thanksgiving BJ.

Nobody met the challenge this year?

That's a shame. Well, almost nobody. ;)

Of course, I think it was more of a birthday challenge - but hey, I'm not gonna complain.

I'm reporting in to say that I met the challenge!
Not once, but twice. A good thanksgiving was had by all!