Sex at the workplace
 

What about sex at the workplace. How do you feel when having sex with co-workers and if you do it, will you most likely do it again? It must be strange to be in your office and remember doing it on the corner of your desk with the hot brunette!!!

Do you have hot stories to tell??

Did it for about 3 years. Yes, there are definitely places that bring back fond memories (chairs, cubicles, etc.). I wouldn't trade those memories for the world. It was kinda cool having a "secret" that others didn't know about. Until that time we got caught with her blowing me. Whoops. And it wasn't even at the office. Go figure.

And when it all goes to shit its not very nice. Talk about awkward. I would recommend to everyone to try not to shit where you eat. I learned the hard way.

Nope, a teacher of mine in college once said "Romance in the workplace - just don't do it." And I always paid attention to what Dr. Bolton said :D

And FYI, we like folks around here who start threads and give examples, not just ask everyone to post their stories. Post your own too! :)

Fishing off the company pier is rarely wise...

Many many companies have policies against it... Gotta ask yourself is it worth getting fired over?

I never did it with a co-worker in my office, but I can remember one time when my wife visited. She came in, closed the door, came close to me, then turned around lift her dress bent down and asked me to give it to her. It was really hot. She was totally naked under the dress and I was all over. It was a great one!

Averett are you happy now?

I fell all tingly now :p

I have not had the pleasure of tapping a coworker, but I have thought about it many many times. I work at a school, which is rife with excellent places for casual romps - the photocopy room, the changerooms, the showers, the classrooms, the equipment room, etc. It would make for a good porn plot, I think, to have two people alone in a school one night. Think of the possibilities... the whole school girl outfit, the submission theme, ahhhh it could be grand...

....annnnd now I'm horny.

My then girlfriend, now wife, met when we worked at my parent's grocery store. We screwed there after hours many times.

I am currently sleeping with someone I work with, my wife. Yea, I know, it doesn't make for an exciting story but I like it! :lol:

I made out in the cooler of Harvey's (canadian Burger joint) with a coworker when I was in High School.

Used to mess around with co-workers when I worked at a movie theatre. We had a party room in the basement and there was a nice space behind the screen...

I've also had sex with my wife in my current office. I was working on a Saturday and she was picking me up... I couldn't wait to get home.

Charlatan.....Long Live the Grill

Oh yes I have done this before in the cooler of a place I used to work at man oh man what memories. Me and my ex wife used to do it in my company truck I dont know if that counts.

I've never had sex in the workplace, so I don't think I can make any comments yet. When I am out of college and get a real job I'll think about it.

Wow, that was some post there TrueNorth.

Never done it myself, since I usually work with a large group of guys and I can honestly say I've never had the urge to have sex with any male Co-Workers :P

Back in high school I worked at a movie theater with my girlfriend. We'd rub up against each other and grab each other's asses, but that was as far as we went at work.

Since then I've work in chemistry laboratories which aren't very conducive to sex in the workplace.

I've had sex with someone while I was broadcasting live on a student radio station, also with the same girl going down on me while there were others through the glass in the studio next door... ahhhh happy days...

Only did it once... married the silly thing when we were done.

Don't do it!! (If you like your job or don't want to be sued).

Do it! (If you're the mailboy and nailing your boss).

worked at a college and was dating the captain at the volleyball team - and at another school the entire football staff was dating students and some of them are married today

Had a long running affair(6 months) if that is long with a co-worker. We would met in the mornings at work and have sex. Before opening. Once she game me a BJ during businees hours in the basement while I was counting inventory.

I do not advise this as I have since started to regret ever doing it.

I also have had sex at my wife's place of employment, twice. Great time it was. :)

Would do that again if i could talk her into it.

I don't shit where I eat.

I've fooled around at work, but haven't had sex... Had the opportunity, but realized what the hell i was doing and got the hell out. Fun while it lasted, nice and harmless, glad i didn't take things further though :)

Closest I came was getting flashed by a co-worker at work (a community theatre). But had sex with plenty of colleagues away from the theatre. I suppose when they're volunteers it's different?

Once in a cooler at a fast food joint when I was 16. Haven't since but a few times I wish I had.

When I was in radio. Had sex in the DJ booth (7pm to midnight shift), with:

1. Cheerleaders from the high school when we would have them in the booth for the local high school homecoming games. One would ALWAYS hang around after the rest left. (Btw I was 18-19 at the time)

2. The intern, that now co-hosts the morning show. Did it in the garage, IN the van, and in the production room.

3. Groupie listeners. Had one blow me while I was ON the air. Had sex with another in between songs....was funny....pump pump pump, jump up, hit a button for the next cd (wasnt computer automated yet), jump back down pump pump pump...etc..

Other than that, when I worked in an office, had cute co-workers come to my cube, flash me ta-ta's, and the such.

IMO, place has nothing to do with it.

Humans are humans. Flesh is flesh. As long as the coast is clear, have sex all ya want.

As for it "causing problems"... only if the people involved aren't mature enough to deal with basic relationships.

I used to work in a hospital, and have managed to get it away with a nurse and a radiographer (not at the same time unfortunately) ... its the whole danger of getting caught thing that gets me going I think.

Unfortunately, the office I work in now doesn't provide that kind of entertainment any more, all male co-workers :(

XDA

Computer Room Romp
 

When I was a computer operator I had a chance to get in on a one of the truly finest sex sessions of my life right in front of the console, on the desk and onto the floor with a gal who was a computer operator in another computer room on campus. For months afterwards there was a dried puddle on the floor, and everytime I saw that it was still there it made me smile. I don't recommend that anyone pursue workplace sex, could be an issue. Hoeverm having said that, if it presents itself, why not?

Is nobody worried about being caught on camera while doing it at work? And then having the tape being shown at a disciplinary hearing over and over and over again?

Only do it if you can lose the job w/o trouble.

It just sounds like a bad idea.

I used to have sex with my fiancee in the office of her workplace while she was on lunch. I'd bring her her lunch, then she'd make me crawl under her desk and have mine. :thumbsup:

We did get caught by her secretary a few times, once while she had me tied to a chair. The secretary just winked at us and closed the door as she left. I always wondered if they could hear us in the Mayor's office (she was the city planner).

Boy, these stories are great. Every one of them reminds me of three or four ladies I've known during my years (fifty) on the job. I worked at Readers Digest and the Department of Agriculture as a resident field service engineer back in the days of vacumn tube computers and the operators were mostly women. We all worked swing shifts (no pun intended) and rotated hours weekly. But while there was a little foreplay on the job, most of the culminations occured at their place after work or in the parking lot after work. One of the gals called me up one time while I was working 4 to midnight and asked me if I would get a pizza and bring it over, so I did.
After eating I had to hurry back to work and thankfully the computer was still running. The bad part is that I never got to taste the pizza.

I messed around with a girl from work before....but decided not to take it too far. Luckily this was before she became the office slut.

Also I come into work on the weekends sometimes and no one is ever here. Total silence..no cars in the parking lot, just me and the building. Occasionally someone will come in but I can always hear the loud elevator so I know. I always thought to myself "I need to get [Mrs. Kata] here someday and fuck her silly". I was gonna bring this up to her a couple of weeks ago but got sidetracked. Well, as of tomorrow I will have a different cubicle on a different floor that isn't hidden like my current one. So it looks like another sexual fantasy is shattered......for now.

How about trying not to screw in front of a camera?

ive hit a couple fellow employees at work...seems like the thing to do where i work. government jobs are great :)

best thing ive ever had to keep my mouth shout about is we eat lunch on the table i hit this one girl on...ahh the memories...lol.

I have done it, then a few months later had to lay off about 20 employees and she was one of em. Talk about awkward, and dangerous since I am one of the owners.

There is a new young woman who recently joined the company, she has a body that is simply amazing, she's a small town girl and is just adorably cute, doesn't even realize how hot she is. I am doing everything I can to stay away from her.... ;)

Eeewwww. :lol:

Never ever at work, or at your favorite bar or church... Plain bad news!

Always wanted to, but never had the guts. Most of the girls who did that kind of thing had been around for a while.

Lots of cameras and security were I work. There isn't much they don't see. Would be INSTANTLY fired.

Sex in the workplace. I can think of 3, no wait 4 places that bring back memories for me!! Isn't great having a secret!!

Hey, I can actually contribute something. Is there anyone here who went to Penn State? Had sex behind the Commons Desk at North Halls on an overnight shift with my girlfriend/current wife. That was pretty cool.

i've met at the workplace and started to get hot with girls..but never went all out at work

Never. One of the best girlfriends I had I met at work though - staying at her place was always good, she lived closer to work and it made commuting easy.

Hubby (then just my B/F) and I had some fun in the projection booth at the movie theater that we both worked at. Only once though, never since.

No co-workers, but I can chime in with the crowd that did it with their wife at work...on my desk after a night at the clubs with co-workers...came back to get some things and didn't leave right away. Spilled a glass of water all over the desk...that was interesting to explain. =)

Only work place experience of mine was with my fiance at the time, wife now, on my desk at work. Just shut the door and she was on the desk sitting while I stood between her legs, a great time was had by all, some of us had more than one great time as I recall.

Lessee...

Yes.

1) Office of the manager of the restaurant where I washed dishes. I was 15 and she was 26. Fantastic. Told my folks right afterward (they were soooo proud, uh...yeah...). She was beautiful and I was heartsick for years thereafter.

2) When I was in radio (do I detect a thread theme?) I had liasons with three different women over multiple occasions at the desk, anteroom, office and parking lot of the station. One MFF in the booth. Hard to do the rip-n-read AP news thing with a straight face after that.

3) As a lab rat, my LTSO was also my tech and we pasted several benches, my desk, a coiuple chairs, the head, a walk-in incubator, the elevator, a couple stairwells...prolly forgetting a few.

4) In my next lab, a colleague and I struck up a torrid romance that lasted 5 years. More desk tops, chairs, elevators, etc, but also a rooftop (excellent), a water sculpture in the courtyard of the facility, the library...

5) In my next lab, I had a quickie with a mooneyed gradual student (not my student) in her lab (not a good idear, that) and a couple lab trysts with my former colleagues and current wife. Still crazy for her years later.

Since marrying, we haven't had sex at work. Hmm. Need to think about that.

I've had a fling with my boss...lasted a couple years...quit a couple years after it ended. I had sex once with a co-worker my first week at my new job. That was very strange after. We never talked about it or anything, which was good. I have never been so happy to see a co-worker quit!