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flywater 10-27-2004 06:46 AM

about to get first bj
 
hey everyone me adn my gf we're talking and she wan't to give me head. i've never had head before but i told her i've had cause im such a heeman :D, but anyway. i dont think im supposed to blow my load on her face . what else can i do with it.

rukkyg 10-27-2004 06:57 AM

Aren't you supposed to be 18 to post on these boards?
She should swallow it.
There's lots of posts about this already.

Renny 10-27-2004 10:15 PM

First thing I'd do is come clean and tell her you've never done it before. Might make it a little more special for both of you.

Rlyss 10-28-2004 12:41 AM

This one makes my head hurt...

Are you eighteen?

Don't lie to your girlfriend mate. Even if you don't love her (new relationship perhaps) you've got to have some more solid moral fibre in you than to lie to her like that. Lying to her doesn't make you a he-man, it makes you an ass.

If she's decided to give you oral sex then she can call the shots as to where it goes. Let her handle that and decide what she's comfortable with. If it's your first time getting a blowjob I don't know why you think you have the right to 'blow your load in her face', or even do anything with it at all. There's only so many things you can do with 'it' once you've come, shouldn't you be content with this experience as it is, instead of doing some porn-style money shot?

FatherTed 10-28-2004 12:58 AM

Doesnt matter if it's your 1st or not. Just talk to her, and ask what she wants you to do.
Does she want you to come in her face?
Does she want to swallow?
Does she want you to let her know when you are about to blow so she can prepare?

Allow her to have some control and then it should be good for both.

roboshark 10-28-2004 05:03 AM

She's probably aware of what happens at the end of a blow job. If she isn't, tell her what she's got coming. Given that it's a first time, it might be prudent not to come in her face or mouth. Just blow it somewhere else, towel, t-shirt, or, if you're in the shower, shoot it on the ground. If she indicates a desire to have you cum in her mouth (or face), then you can do that---don't simply assume that's what she wants, or that this is how it's "supposed" to happen.

Bigeffinal 10-28-2004 03:14 PM

Well if she's done it even once before, she'll know what she's doing... If not, let her know whats up before you blow your load. She'll pretty much have to decide then. If the turns away find anything to shoot it into (ie. towel, napkin, tissue, etc.). If she keeps going, fire away and enjoy it, when it's in her mouth, she decides from there.

crony 10-29-2004 05:29 PM

I can't say that I agree with you lying to her about your experience, but for the actual act, let her take control. Warn her when you're about to blow it and let her decide what to do.

SVT01Cobra 10-29-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flywater
hey everyone me adn my gf we're talking and she wan't to give me head. i've never had head before but i told her i've had cause im such a heeman :D, but anyway. i dont think im supposed to blow my load on her face . what else can i do with it.

Spoken like a true 16 year old. :o

I seriously doubt this guy's 18, based on his usage of words.

mattevil 10-29-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SVT01Cobra
Spoken like a true 16 year old. :o

I seriously doubt this guy's 18, based on his usage of words.

maybe this is truly last minute and he's typing while getting head?

CityOfAngels 10-29-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SVT01Cobra
Spoken like a true 16 year old. :o

I seriously doubt this guy's 18, based on his usage of words.

I couldn't agree more.

JaySpencer 10-29-2004 06:52 PM

Ya know? When I saw this thread all I could think was "Dude stopped getting head to post?! WTF?!"

Fly, if you've never gotten head, or good head, good head rocks, but like everyone is saying be honest with the gal. If she wants to go down on you, more power to it, but take care, for both of you that no one has any cold sores, because herpes is forever, and an oral sore can transmit it.

In addition if you have been reading or watching any porn, believe one thing: While if portrays sex, it does not always portray 100% realistic sex.

I would also suggest you STRONGLY consider returning the favor for her after, or very shortly after.

vinmag7 10-31-2004 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboshark
She's probably aware of what happens at the end of a blow job.

lmao - give her warning that you are about to cum and she will most likely handle the rest. she will either keep going and swallow or finish it in her hand aiming it where she wants it to go

WS6_KID 11-01-2004 05:50 PM

Just let it go all over her face, reason I say this is the 1st time is what she will expect alll the time meaning if your conservative up front you've screwed yourself for later BJ's and why the helll did I respond to this thread?

Val_1 11-01-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Ya know? When I saw this thread all I could think was "Dude stopped getting head to post?! WTF?!"
That's what I was thinking. How close was he to getting head?

Ooo, oooo, baby. You're soooo hot! A....just a minute ... I'll be right back .... I gotta post this!

K-Wise 11-01-2004 06:00 PM

If she's never done it before, be sure to let her know the difference between giving head, and giving felatio. You do know what the difference is right? My ex's first "blowjob" she tried to give me was basically felatio and as a result wasn't very pleasing. Especially since she only did it for a minute and stopped. She was really stupid. If your girlfriend is stupid (no offense) and she doesn't know that she has to keep on going....tell her not to stop. If you could have seen the look on my face when my Ex stopped you would have wanted to take her asside and lecture her. And no one thinks yer old enough to post here so you'll probably be banned unless you provide some proof of your age real quick.

Asta!!

CaneBay 11-01-2004 08:16 PM

HEY, DON'T LIE TO HER! Nothing is worth that. Teach her what you like; ask her what she wants, likes. Lots of women love to please; they get off on pleasing their guys. (v-v, too.) The best is giving ... and it will come back 100x in kind if she loves you.

The facial thing is a domination deal, I think. (I've never had a woman who liked it.) Sort of like my tom cat, marking his territory? But when you have more experience, and she does, maybe you will find that the dom/subm thing works for you as a couple.

K-Wise 11-01-2004 08:33 PM

You might wanna show her a few blowjob clips to get her associated with the basic principles in case she isn't familiar with them already. Kinda sounds like she may have done it before but just in case you can find clips at www.newgals.com

Asta!!

wolfpack0102 11-01-2004 10:24 PM

have fun and give us all the details

are you and her over eighteen> not that it really matters

KinkyKiwi 11-03-2004 04:31 PM

hmm..many of my 18 and over male friends speak the same way...and if he was very horny...maybe hes just immature?

combatmedicjen 11-03-2004 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SVT01Cobra
Spoken like a true 16 year old. :o

I seriously doubt this guy's 18, based on his usage of words.

16? That's being generous. If you're guessing his age based on his command of the english language and content of his post, I'd guess he's 14 or 15.

combatmedicjen 11-03-2004 09:55 PM

Oh, and please don't "blow your load" without giving her a signal. Let her decide what she wants to do with it.

saigon1965 11-03-2004 10:27 PM

Well, it's been a few days, has it happened? what did she do? share man.

Ambiguity 11-03-2004 11:28 PM

The only way you can gracefully let a girl know that at the current level of stimulation you about to blow a load down her windpipe is to make a comment, blended in with anything else your saying.

For example....


"Oh yeah, thats nice, keep doin thataaaaaaaa damn girl, whoa whoa, take it easy, (which they double their efforts at that point), ah yeah, (here' the kicker) you better slow down hon hon or i'm gonna blow.... (since they are sucking your dick, the "i'm gonna blow" is a nice way of saying, " Your about to swallow, and a whole lot of it" If she keeps on sucking away, you can assume she's gonna swallow, but when the moment is 5-10 seconds off (we can tell as guys) give her a little, "Are you ready, you ready"........ oh yeah fjia;fajcawjviahauwafebwabwabgva...... and all that stuff you say when you climax.

*nods.

Work way better in earning you more BJ's if the girl knows your not going to start blowing in her mouth and face withought warning, and that your apreciative of her swallowing.

Raleighbum 11-04-2004 09:25 AM

You should wait until you're 21! (No - woman is not a Car, sex is just wrong - like alcohol)
Get married with her and still ask yourself - is this right?
Do I sincerely love this woman? Does she really love me or only my sacred sceptor?

OMG..


No, seriously, you two Have fun and enjoy life! :thumbsup:

SpoilSport 11-04-2004 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by combatmedicjen
Oh, and please don't "blow your load" without giving her a signal. Let her decide what she wants to do with it.

And don't blow your wad in her ear. Chicks HATE that.








....WS6_KID, I don't know why I posted here, either.

tsarman 11-04-2004 11:55 AM

Do the gentlemen thing. Pull it out of her mouth and cum all over her tits.

slimshaydee 11-04-2004 03:09 PM

[QUOTE=SpoilSport]And don't blow your wad in her ear. Chicks HATE that.

...or hair
that was an accident that time. she was pissed off.

wally 11-04-2004 05:48 PM

Don't you just love it when someone comes on here and posts a message like this, but then never bothers to follow it up with another post? I feel like at times people are just giving advice to nobody...

K-Wise 11-04-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsarman
Do the gentlemen thing. Pull it out of her mouth and cum all over her tits.

And then she'll clean it off with your favorite dress shirt.

Asta!!

KinkyKiwi 11-05-2004 10:36 AM

lol why hasnt anyone mentioned keeping a glass nearby? i mean where else does she have the option of spitting?

Boo 11-05-2004 09:40 PM

This must be the longest BJ in history.

almostaugust 11-06-2004 01:11 PM

LOL. From the title of the thread, i thought you were literally typing this as she was going down on you.

Willravel 11-06-2004 01:26 PM

Think of something funny to do when your about to finish.

Shine a flashlight in her face. When she looks over at you, make a face like a blowfish.
-OR-
Start whistling when you feel it coming. Singing would also be acceptble. Make it something funny like 'Star Spangled Banner'.
-OR-
Stick your finger in her ear.
-OR-
Try to avoid posting on TFP if you're under 18.

Raleighbum 11-06-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boo
This must be the longest BJ in history.

lol.... nice one.

rfra3645 11-06-2004 06:39 PM

wow this really gave me the laugh i needed


thanks to all contributers.....

soloist124 11-07-2004 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crony
I can't say that I agree with you lying to her about your experience, but for the actual act, let her take control. Warn her when you're about to blow it and let her decide what to do.

i agree with you , you should let her do whatever she wants to do.

Raleighbum 11-09-2004 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyKiwi
lol why hasnt anyone mentioned keeping a glass nearby? i mean where else does she have the option of spitting?

Or throwing up.... :lol:

fatbob 11-09-2004 03:19 PM

just don't lie about it!!!
fuck i learned the hard way...i told my current girlfriend that i'd not got a lot of bjs from my previous, thinking that it'd mean that she'd want to give me loads to be much better than my ex...
but alas she took it to mean that cos it did without before it could do without now!!!! fuck fuck bugger shite etc etc


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