I'm a sad panda....
 

my heart has been broken 2x tonight..
first after dinner.
second after i got this girl i've been workin on drunk

i'm sad.. and no.. no pics till i'm officially with her...

so i'm pretty wasted.. so i'm drinking water before i go to bed.. but lest it be known.. i'm sad

huh? hehe sorry bro but i don't know what the HECK you're talking about :p Come back sober and enlighten us all.

sounds like he spent all his dough on getting her drunk and she still said no.........no good throwing money at a woman to get her in bed, just try being yourself around her

be very careful about alcohol and sex..

"Goodnight, little girl, goodnight.
I hope you get home alright
Each kiss was divine,
And with each jug of wine,
I thought I would make you
All mine, all mine.

But I see, little girl, I was wrong
So I'll be moving along
I thought I could win you
With all that gin in you
Goodnight, little girl, goodnight"

A classic little barbershop-type piece my college a cappella group used to sing. Seems to fit here.