I was f'ed in my sleep!
 

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I was exhausted because I stayed up until midnight last night, then went to work from 5h am- 10h am. Since nwlinkvxd is home this weekend, I went to his home and I fell asleep.

While I was deep in my exhausted sleep, he decided to do what the title implies. :hmm: BAD BOY. :icare: :crazy:

You actually slept through that? I don't think I could. :lol:

No, I'm not sure I could have done as well! It's either a comment on how absolutely tired you were, or an indication of your lover's sexual prowess. I'm not sure which one!

are you that sound a sleeper?

Color me dumb. You were fed? I don't get it. He put his cock in your mouth?

Um rape? :confused:

JP, that was my first response. But she doesn't seem to mind too much. So I guess that makes it ok? Personally, if my hunny did that, I'd kick his ass.

One of my ex-boyfriends used to do that, on numerous occasions. It always seemed mysterious as to how he pulled it off, but I guess he just went slow. I thought it was pretty exciting to think about, personally, and I never minded at all. I even used to occasionally try to provoke him into it while pretending I was still asleep, just to see what he would do. Then one of our friends (who we hadn't ever mentioned our experience to) told us she had caught her boyfriend trying to do the same thing, and she chased him around the house with an axe threatening to cut it off! That really pointed out to me how differently people might feel about this.

Not usually, no. However, like I said I was completely exhausted. I forgot to say that this whole week I've been sick so that contributed to my exhaustion.

Oh, aladdin sane, I was f*cked in my sleep. "F'ed" is my way of making a contraction out of that word.

I really find this hard to believe, unless he is VERY small. How could you not wake up from having a penis inside you? This completely blows my mind..

Sorry for sounding like an ass, no offense to you or your bf...I'm just completely dumbfounded by this...

Seriously, my ex used to do it regularly. He would go really slow, I guess. And no, he wasn't really small. :p

It boggles the mind :crazy: :lol:

Umm...okay, now I must ask...

Since you were sleeping when he did this, did you get wet, or did he need lube to penetrate you? :confused: LOL

wow... if my guy ever did this, he'd be in a helluva lot of trouble...

So have any of you girls effed your boyfriends while they slept? It might be hard (punny), but I'm sure it can be done.

wow, I don't know how he pulled it off, I personally wouldn't have felt right about doing such a thing, and my current girlfriend is a light sleeper, so I just don't see it happening. For that matter, I don't get off as easily if she's not enjoying it too...

In my case, I'm pretty sure what he did was just play with me until I got wet and then go really slow. It's really interesting for me to see all the negative responses to this from the women, since I got off on the idea in a kinky sort of way. I certainly see how you all would feel the way you do, though.

I have tried to have sex with guys when they're sleeping but it's never worked. They just go "harumph" in their sleep and roll over or something. Very frustrating and irritating.

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Believe me when I say I'd indulge you. ;)

edit: Link, you're a cheeky bastard. :thumbsup: I doubt I'd have the brass to do that.

Sounds like fun. I think I'll try it........

I once tried it with my wife but have never tried it since. Things definitely didn't get all hot and horny when she woke up, much to my dismay ;)

If you aren't posting for about a week, can we assume you got killed? Or maimed?? :lol:

I woke up with vague memories of being sexed, and had to ask the SO if we'd had sex that morning, or if it was just a weird dream...we had, and i think she was fully awake.

My bf would be in big trouble if he tried that. It's one thing to start messing around while the person is asleep to wake them up, but I really don't like the idea of someone continuing with them knowing I not awake.

I'm glad you're okay with it though. But guys, just because L.P.M. was okay in this instance doesn't mean all women are, it could very well be viewed as rape as she was unable to give her consent....

Wasn't that on an episode of Moral Court?

Quite interesting...kinda kinky...

I'll have to talk to the girlfriend about it and see her reaction....could be kinda fun.

I initially thought the same thing, rape, but then I realized that LPM didn't seem shaken by it, so more power to them! *applause*

there have been a few occasions where my fiancee was asleep, and all of a sudden she starts playing with me and getting me all up there...and starts kissing me. and then it goes all the way through..and at the end of it...I always aask if she is okay...and that's when I realised she was asleep. Apperantly when she is dreaming of having sex, she will actually Sleep-Sex (I think that's an apropriate term here). I tell her about it the next morning...and she is usually suprised that her sex dream was more then just that.

I guess that means I am the man of her dreams.

Happens to me all the time. I vaguely wake up sometimes. I just go back to sleep. I see nothing wrong with it outside of it being damn annoying if I wake up sometimes, but I always let him finish. If your in bed with me you have my implied consent to play down there.

LOL! That's funny as hell man :lol:

lurkette once had "sleep sex" with me. There I was sleeping away, and then suddenly there she is on top of me banging away. Thing is: I woke up, she didn't. She was having some weird sex nightmare, and at first I didn't realize it, but she was saying weird things.

After a little bit I stopped her and she got confused and upset and didn't know where she was. I turned on he bedroom light and she looked around and realized she'd been dreaming, and sarted calming down. It was pretty weird.

Of all the nightmares, that's probably one kind I would like to never experience.. interesting story..

Anyway, I've done this to my girlfriend a few times. She usually wakes up about the time I get in all the way, or while I'm still fooling around. Most of the time she wakes up in a better mood than even I was in :crazy:

The misses works a split 2nd/3rd shift, she generally gets off about 2am, I generally get off about an hour later =) I'm such a sound sleeper that I have literally slept through a tornado hitting four blocks away, so it should come as no suprise that I have sucessfully slept through a blowjob or two, but I'm not sure even I could sleep through her jumping on me. I've started on her while she was sleeping a couple times over the years but she's always woken up after a couple strokes at most. She's never threatened to kill me but she was upset once when I woke her up 3 hours before she was supposed to get up for work, I've never made the same complaint.

Deep sleep fucking is the BEST.

Nothing like feeling up you SO as you're still half asleep and then waking up and seeing it's like 3:00am and having hard sex. Only my wife wakes up everytime and tells me that if I'm going to keep calling my hand different names I have to go to the other room. :D

But seriously my wife always wakes up. Don't really know how someone can sleep through it.

I like the idea too. I think its sorta kinky, in a way. I woke up the first time he did that to me, but I wasn't totally there. My body was very relaxed and my mind was elsewhere --- It was great. :p

I've tried sexin' my guy up when he's sleeping too.. but Its really hard to even go down on my guy when he's sleeping. I try, but he wakes up when I go to pull his member out of his boxer-briefs.

heh, I find this pretty amusing. I wonder what ono's reaction would be were I to try that :lol:

I'm wondering what the difference is between those who like the idea and those who don't - it make me curious. I guess I might feel differently about it if I didn't sleep next to a man with whom I've had sex several hundred times and who I'm pretty much ready to do anything with at a moment's notice.

Then again I suspect my feelings about it might be shaped by some pretty twisted Japanese erotic stories I read when I was young. It might very well be that I'm just a pervert.

Damn, I couldn't imagine doing that to my current gf. I think she'd beat the hell out of me. Well, actually I can IMAGINE doing it, but don't think I'd ever have the balls to try it, I'd like to keep my balls.

You fucking perv!!!!

*starts looking for an axe to hide under his pillow*..

I can't understand all of you who think this is okay...it's verging on rape. It might be that you have had sex with "her" "him" several thousands of times, but I know for me that if I woke up and my boyfriend was effectively fucking me while I was still asleep I'd feel totally disregarded and disrespected, like I was not considered in this decision, that my wishes (to sleep, or to choose to fuck, whatever) are completely unimportant when he just needs a fuck. What am I, a piece of meat? I don't mind being woken up by a bit of sexual play and then leading on to some good sex, but to wake up with the full on sexual act going on would scare the shit out of me! Is it different to rape because what, he's my boyfriend? No no, this would not, most definitely not be okay with me. I don't consent to sex anytime anywhere just because he's my boyfriend...I still have a choice.

By the way, I'm not condemning all of you who enjoy it. Just wanted to give my point of view, in fact, I really had to.

I take it that's a "no." :hmm:

I'd be Pissed Off. But that's just me.

GF did this to me a couple of times, I always wake up.

She hates it when I do that to her though. She's even pissed when she jumps me in my sleep.

I' WAS'NT ME! :/

It's funny to read all the reactions to this. Apperently L P M didn't mind so much. If you all were in the same position, perhaps it wouldn't bother you either, you just don't know. I've played the sleeper creeper with my wife, but I think she pretended to sleep each time. Next morning she'd always ask if I had fun. It's sort of getting away with something that you shouldn't be doing, but do any way.

Look, everyone who thinks its rape- nwlinkvxd and I are in a relationship in which we KNOW we will end up married. Basically, to me, when I first gave him my virginity, I gave him my consent. Yeah yeah, I know its disrespectful and yaddayadda to some of you, but really, it's fun to wake up and have a good laugh about him being able to pull it off because I snore so loudly/was asleep so deeply.
Anyway, nwlinkvxd is not a bad person, and he knew this would be okay to do to me. :)

couldn't you just pull a 'Lester Burnham' , and jerk it while she is sleeping next to you?

Before the patch killed my gf's libido, I would constantly be awaken (from naps) with head or her on top of me. It was the best way to wake up.
We don't sleep together every night (maybe once a month) so when I try and get my scrump on when she is asleep, she is usually confused and a bit scared when she feels my fingers rubbing on her since she isn't use to someone being there.
What I want to know is, how my performance would be if I remained asleep the whole time. Cause it takes a bit of concentration to last when I'm awake......would I last longer, faster (if that is even possible).

My husband loves it when I wake him up like that.
Myself? I've never had the pleasure, but I'd like it try some day :D *hint,hint. nudge, nudge*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wish I could wake my girlfriend up with some sex... but she does kung-fu in her sleep so I'd end up with a black eye.

With my first real GF We had rented a hotel, and while both of us were asleep, she started kissing on me, I woke up and we started making out, next thing I know she is mounting me , only to wake up as she is Orgasming. she still says it was the Best O she ever had.

Primal claims to feel me up regularly while I'm asleep, but I've never really known if he was joking or not. :hmm:

I'm fairly certain that he wouldn't try to have sex with me though. He'd probably be afraid of what I would do to him when I woke up swinging, confused about what's going on. I don't see anything wrong with it other than I would wake up disoriented and panicked.

I do see why some might call it rape. I wouldn't look at it that way for my particular situation, but if you're not in a really secure relationship or something then it could definitely be looked at that way.

That being said, I think I'll try it the other way around one of these days. I'm sure my husband would love to wake up with me "raping" him. :lol:

I've had sex with my wife while I was asleep! She woke me up about half way through it, She was talking to me and not getting a reply, she looked at me and I was all glassy eyed. She said I had been rubbing her and she didn't seem to mind, kind of like she was in a dream too, but when I went further she woke up completely. Luckily we continued while we were both awake, and then both promptly fell back asleep. Kind of wierd, kind of kinky, kind of cool, but very relaxing! ( and it's happened more than once! )

This is all too weird. To me, it's not real sex unless there's another person actually cooperating. If the other person was actively participating while in their sleep, that's one thing -- they have some idea of the situation, on some level; they're simply in an altered state of consciousness.

But if a woman was just lying there, not participating? How is that more admirable than having sex with someone who's in a coma?

'Lester Burnham', Hell yeah! :-) What a great movie.

I personally think it would be awsome to be woken up with my girlfriend riding me. (well, ex GF) When we slept together at night sometimes I would be awake alot longer than she would be and I'd rub her skin with the back of my fingers, you know, gentle and all, I could (and still cant) get over how soft and amazing the female body is. There's nothing a sexy as a sleeping girl, hair all messed up, goin' commando in a pair of my pajamma pants. ( I only own one pair, printed with Nightmare Before X-mass Characters) Loved wearing those. Anyway, I would just rub her slowly not in a sexual way, just in a facination/apreciation way, she would wake up sometimes and roll over and take my hand and.... partner up with her hand while she masturbated slowly untill she came, then she's kiss me and roll back over and go to sleep.

Ah the memories. Miss em..... :-(

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it's good to see you both have a good relationship, and this is ok to both of you......I know my wife would castrate me if I fucked her whilst she was sleeping

It's kinda wierd, I've been woken up by ex-girlfriends this way, and I didn't have a problem with it, but I'd be uncomfortable doing it to them. Don't get me wrong, I've played around and fingered girls in their sleep, but to me there is something different about actually having sex. If its cool with your partner, thats fine, but I don't think its something I'd spring unexpectedly.

When I was dating my ex, I mentioned how it could be cool for her to wake me up by riding me. She responded that I could do that to her if I wanted. One night, I was up and she wasn't so I put on a little lube and, well, it didn't work. Apparently it wasn't enough lube and she was so startled it totally killed any mood that was present. So we just went back to bed and that was that.

Well, I think its great!

I do understand if you are a bit miffed, maybe because you didn't get to enjoy it as well,

I have never had the opportunity, myself...

This topic is HOTT!

I wake up and can't even get it up in my sleep (although I did masturbate once in my sleep and then got to hear about it from my girlfriend in the morning)

Now I reckon u should start a new thread spilling all the details on THAT conversation! :thumbsup:

I once woke up to find her on top of me already. This was a wonderful way to wake up in the morning! :D

well, my girlfriend is a ridiculously sound sleeper, and i, like many others here have done her while she's asleep (she doesnt tend to wake-up if i go slowly). The odd time she does wake up, she notes that she was having a sexual dream and is horny as hell (and we then continue). She doesnt mind in the least that we've done it without her knowledge, and its comforting to know i'm not the only guy who's done this with their partner.

I've woken up on numerous occasions with a girlfriend giving me head.. Never thought of having sex with someone while they were asleep. To me that would seem wrong, but if I woke up with a girl riding me, I don't think I'd complain... I think I'd have a big grin on my face heh...

I've never fucked my chick while she was sleepin but i have went to sleep (drunk as hell) and woak up while i was in the middle of bangin her, kinda weird.

Every now and then I'll wake up with my shorts off and then vaguely recall that I had a very horny dream. I've ever messed around with GFs in mind sleep and been told about it later. Kinda weird.

Is there any thought towards choking her some day??

Or is this not even possible?

I did it to my ex, she came too, I thought she was awake at one point coz she started panting, She only woke up as she came. Im a baaad Bwoy!

Hope it's not wrong but I was totally aroused by that... :p

You could be offended by that... :|

I've asked my g/f about that, and she said go right ahead. I love her! :D

I hope that someday I wake up with her on top of me.

i always wanted to do something like this, be woken up or do the waking but passed it off as something most wouldnt appreciate. then about 2 days ago, my uh "friend" mentioned that she was kinda dissapointed that i hadnt sexed her up in her sleep

ummm yeah. that would probably cross a line unless you were into BDSM.

The difference is that you would wake her up through pain not pleasure. Plus i've heard from reliable sources that most people don't like being choked.

Wow, I never thought it was possible. My girlfriend has always said that she wouldn't mind, but I can never bring myself to start while I watch her sleep. I usually just give her a nudge until she is just awake and then start. Half awake sex is great :thumbsup:

Ive woken up a couple of times to her fondling me and the resulting slow, half awake, relaxed sex was UNBELIEVABLE.

Back in the good old days, my wife would wake me up like that. I miss the good old days.

heh, need a place to sleep tonight? :icare:

I like the comment that if two are sleeping together, it implies consent to fooling around. But if someone feels violated, then that's her/his feelings, and we cannot argue about that. They own their feelings, not anyone else.

But I like fooling around any hour of the night, asleep or not. Mostly so have my SO's over the years.

Hell, sign me up. I'ld love to wake up to my GF on top of me. Dunno about doing it to her though, I like the idea, definitely hot, but I dont know if it's really apropriate, not unless she's given her express permission... I'm not into taking advantage of women, and something like this definitly can swing that way if your not carefull.....

I have never found my wife on top of me, unfortunately. I have, pretty regularly, come to bed and coaxed her awake and horny, though...

I remember being woken up to a blowjob, by this adorable little redhead that I was seeing at the time. Oh, that was so long ago. Damn nice memory, though. :D

hmmm, never had this situation I think the big thing a lot of people are missing is most relationships I'd say the topic should be brought up before you just go humpin away with your SO sleeping. In my case, I'd love to get some morning head or some sleeping sex with my girlfriend, she has talked of plans of waking me up like that so here's hoping!

Hmm. My wife suggested I try that with her once. She said if I was horny and she was asleep I could try rubbing and kissing her, turning her on and caressing her "area". She said she's love to wake up and find me inside her. Ha! Not so much. I gave it a shot and she was really pissed that I woke her up! She didn't mind the sex attempt per se, she just didn't like being woke up from a deep sleep. She got over it (she had after all suggested it) but its not something I'm trying again.

I don't think i've ever experienced this... If that were to happen, I'd wake up and then comply. :D I think I was half-asleep when I had sex once. That was kind of weird. My mind wasn't all there...but I did know what I was doing.

i wish mine would try lol...i am sure i would wake up during it tho...unless it was the time i was working like 80 hours a week and only got like 3 or 4 hours a night :lol:

Oh when my wife is sleeping and i would come to bed hours after she fell asleep if i just touch her she can get really bitchy lol...so there is no chance for me to be able to do this let alone get any good sex out of it even if she would wake up :|