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RonRyan85 08-18-2004 02:19 PM

An Erotic Olympic Games Project
 
Sexy Olympic Games? :icare:

I just never seem to get interested in the real OLYMPIC GAMES
and from the lack of people watching the one going on in Athens,
it seems many others share my feelings.

What about some more erotic games? I am thinking about the
local TV news women here in my home town of Houston,Texas
and providing them a chance to do something that would really
be interesting and worthy to watch on TV. I propose that Channel
13's Jessica Willey wrestle Channel 2's Dominique Socksa (sp?)
and the winner would be matched against the babe from
Channel 11 for the Gold medal. Silver medal would be awarded
for second place and bronze would be given for third place.
I know the original Olympic games were composed of only men
in the nude ,covered with olive oil but we could not let the women
do this in the nude ........ so I suggest that each contestant be
clad in a two piece bikini swim suit.

Now what other ideas for other events are out there?

Uiberto 08-18-2004 02:24 PM

I will dominate the 10 second dash.

MageB420666 08-18-2004 04:07 PM

Ummmmm... Why can't the women be nude?

Censorship issues don't count since the Playboy Channel exists.

The Olympics should be played nude since they are meant to be a celebration of the human body, all that it can accomplish, and the beauty of it. (Although here we can skip the Ancient Greek idea of beauty, which for those who don't know what that is, It is the idea that the male body is beautiful and perfect. They actually considered the female body to be imperfect and having a female body was something to be ashamed of.)

Oh, um I guess I could go for nude syncronized swimming, or gymnastics, or pole vaulting, well I think you get the gyst, :lol:

Key 08-18-2004 07:07 PM

heh, you mean like this ?

there's a couple vids there that are pretty great. :)

though the precision vault scares me. :eek:

lady 08-19-2004 07:02 AM

There are a few swimmers I wouldn't mind seeing nekkid ;) *coughianthorpecough*

Acetylene 08-19-2004 07:17 AM

Yeah I would totally do nude swimming, or diving!

How about nude beach vollyball? BOING! ...although the sand would get everywhere. Nm, scratch that one.

But nude olive-oil wrestling definately has a time-honored tradition and we should protest its absence.

bendsley 08-19-2004 07:30 AM

Boy, the two man luge during the Naked Olympics would not be too great.

I remember Robin Williams - Live on Broadway making fun of this.

Averett 08-19-2004 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lady
There are a few swimmers I wouldn't mind seeing nekkid ;) *coughianthorpecough*

Jesus, any of the swimmers! Or the divers... or water polo players. Okay, I'll stop now :o

Sargeman 08-19-2004 07:58 AM

I kind of like what Jerry Seinfeld said, some things just should not be done in the nude. However, female water competitions and female wrestling, definite musts!

absorbentishe 08-19-2004 08:02 AM

Oh how wrong this thread can go! My mind is just racing with thoughts. Too many to put down here though.

ratbastid 08-19-2004 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lady
There are a few swimmers I wouldn't mind seeing nekkid ;) *coughianthorpecough*

*coughamandabeardcough*

billwood 08-19-2004 08:08 AM

Nude fenceing...thers a scary thought.

RonRyan85 08-19-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe
Oh how wrong this thread can go! My mind is just racing with thoughts. Too many to put down here though.

:icare:

Alright,then it's all agreed to have:

1. Nude female wrestling,with a light coating of virgin Olive oil over
the constestants.

2. Nude female and Male swimming races.

3. Nude female and Male archery contests.

4. Nude female and Male Running contests.

Acetylene 08-19-2004 08:43 AM

Aww, why don't we get nude male wrestling too? I want my oily men!

unoaman 08-19-2004 10:20 AM

I'll be dissapointed if you don't include nude female parallel bars...filmed from the end of the bars.

doncalypso 08-19-2004 05:58 PM

If they had sex as an Olympic discipline men would win the "sprint" because we cum faster than women.... but the women would definitely win the "marathon."

Average_Joe 08-20-2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett
Jesus, any of the swimmers! Or the divers... or water polo players. Okay, I'll stop now :o

The suits that they wear these days don't leave them far from nekkid anyway. At least they don't leave much up to the imagination.

rufgti 08-20-2004 08:55 AM

Why just pick a few events? Why not have ALL events, including weightlifting ;) , be nude events...that would rock!!!

basmoq 08-20-2004 06:12 PM

I would have to say that cross country nude just wouldn't work for me, I have a little friend who doesn't like it when I run without something to hold him down, wiplash sucks...

bynum 08-21-2004 12:00 AM

What? No one has mentioned women's nude hurdles yet?! What kind of forum is this...

Or men's hurdles even.... Owwww...

h45e 08-21-2004 06:46 PM

didnt they use to have a pc game called "the sex olympics" ???

amire 08-21-2004 08:01 PM

I don't think that the Sex Olympic events should be limited to mainstream Olympic events that are played nakedly...that's just silly!

The most obvious types of events would be endurance events. And there could be many types of events. First, and most obviously, there are the intercourse events. One event is contender vs. contender...the two athletes have sex, first to orgasm loses. There could be team events in which two couples go head to head and played as a team to see which team could go longest without either member having an orgasm.

There are many variations of the endurance events...there are blowjobs, handjobs, and eat-outs to consider, not to mention masturbation contests. Don't forget the gay/lesbian variants.

Then there are the distance events. Whoever can ejaculate the farthest wins first prize...pretty simple.

There could also be stylistic events, in which the contestants would be judged in many areas. For example, a couple would be judged on overall sexual performance in many areas, such as technical expertise, endurance, dirty talk, intensity, etc. There could also be an extra "horniness" category in which the judges rate how horny they became by watching the contestants fuck. This can apply to orgies and individual masturbation sessions.

I'm trying to get more creative with these events as time goes on...anyone got some creative ideas?

bynum 08-21-2004 11:04 PM

Gotta have a speed record also, fastest to get female partner to orgasm. (Would need to make sure she's not faking for the gold.) Male also, though you might need a highspeed camera for that one..

h45e 08-21-2004 11:05 PM

the best stripping, etc... the most erotic looking...


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