Which way do you dress?
 

I have searched high and low for a similiar thread, but didn't find one. Probably nobody but me crazy enough to ask this.

Guys, where does your penis spend most of the day? Dressed right, dressed left, or in the center? The answer doesn't really make a rats ass to me, but thought the responses might be fun. All I know for sure is that mine spends far too much time in my pants!

Ok, the person at the next desk thinks I'm insane because I just laughed out loud. Thanks.

I'm not really sure I want the visual of all you guys getting up and checking. THough perhaps that's a new thread for Tilted Exhibition...

Does thought actually go into this as to which way you choose to "hang"? Gives a whole new meaning to the question... How they hanging? To the left today.. but yesterday it was to the right...

Been hangin' to the left for many years now.

I let it roam on the range.

what a great guessing game it would make....take pictures of your crotch area and let us guess where it is hehehehehehehe

Geez, I've never noticed? I will have to pay better attention.

For years, good tailors have always asked men on which side of their pants they "dress". The side that your little man goes on can effect the way a good pair of pants fits. Left for me (but I'm left handed)

since I cant comment...I asked Dave...he says it all depends on the condition I have put him in when he's getting dressed (we get ready for work together every day...so there is lots of teasing going on pre/post dressing

To quote Pierce Brosnan in "The Taylor of Panama": "I never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a windsock"

But in truth, I would have to say right.

"Lefty loosey, righty tighty" :lol:

I dress left.

as a girl i dress pretty much center every day unless i get my panties up in a wad and then i might hang over on one side or the other.

Anitra...I love you so much...only you would have balls enough to make that statement! And I might add that you are damn good at dressing "Center".

To the right, definitely. When it's on the left it feels all weird to me.

This is something I've wondered ever since I was a little kid watching men in spandex on stage at Disneyland, Excalibur, etc.

Though perfectly adequate to the tasks to which I set it and of average length erect, mine tends to retract to fit right on top of my scrotum when unexcited, therefore, he hangs, or rather lays, to the center. When interested, which way it goes is sensitively dependent upon the position of my legs, the temperature, the pants and underpants I'm wearing, the speed with which it has become interesting, and a whole host of other factors which I would list had I not spent far too much time on this essentially pointless post already.

I guess now that I think about it. It has just always gone right. Hmmm even when I put in to the left it just goes right on its own.
Does what it wants :)

Well, sitting in my chair right now, its off to the left.

Normally, it just does whatever it wants since I wear loose fitting clothing (Couldnt imagine wearing pants that force it to choose left or right.. sheesh.. tight.. ) that give it the freedom to choose. :)

Alas I cannot vote correctly then. :(

I checked.....I am left......??

So you gentlemen are saying you have no control over your penii? Does it control you? oh wait.. nevermind.... :D

looks like im a left at the moment!

slight curve to the left, so it usually hangs thataway....

Been to the right for many many years.

Mine must be an outfielder because it plays left-center.

....exactly!

I have no idea. I never really paid any attention to the direction in which my penis "hangs out". I just answered "center" for the hell of it.

i wear boxers, so he roams around wherever he pleases.

I choose the invisible fourth option, "flappin in da breeze"

It's freely in my boxers.. I don't know.

i find it interesting that many men consider their penis a separate entity. they refer to it as he or have a name for it.

am i correct in this way of thinking? if so why?

Oh really? And what might some of the names be?

left for me. Doesnt like right :p

I guess I fall into the righty tighty group. Always have, probably always will.

Mine bends slightly to the left, so it is more comfortable to dress to the left. If I try to dress right, I end up popping out over the waistband.

I must stop reading this thread at my desk -- that's a visual that for some reason, I find unbeleivably funny (I Know, I need to get a life)

Who knew you boys actually put thought into getting dressed... TFP is all about learning new stuff... Very cool...

Maleficent...kinda puts new meaning into "dress for dinner". Dontcha think?

I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left...

I am the same way

I would guess that 80 percent of the time down the left leg. BUt there are a lot of factors that effect it.

Little Willy Hangin to the left right now :/

well, it does have a mind of its own ;P

Mines always a little to the left.

i cant have mine go center unless I want to have a gigantic bulge.. heh

He spends some time with my right thigh.

im always to the right

And to think after 12 years together I'm just finding this out... :eek:

another rightie

So now you have an increased chance of an accurate quick grab in public! ;)

Morbid curiosity has me asking -- What factors?

TOK...do you really think thats what George W. said to John? Or maybe John said it thru clenched teeth?

alright.....i've got a question. how come more than half of the guys who responded picked left? does it have to do with masturbation or what?

I did a bit of web searching to find out if this has been researched before; I didn't find that out, but did get this nifty Q&A
from Scarleteen:

the only name i heard for the penis is don. does that answer your question

Mostly to the left.

But what about Marvin? LoL

Most definitely left, don't even have to check...my left knee is always warm.